Author's Note: Bruh, I am a bad author. Book two not out and I haven't posted in a long time. Thanks for staying so long.
————————————————-
I didn't know they meant literally. Serfu, my father, my party and I teleported to people farming. Literal farmland being cultivated. I was expecting stone walls and people using swords to train. This place is a little disappointing.
Serfu told us to follow him, and we did. We soon entered a bustling city. Cultivators of all kinds were in the city buying and selling. This city reminds me of Decomia, so I felt a little bit more comfortable than before. I can also see that most of the women are ugly. Fu Xien must have been a golden egg in a group of broken eggs.
I mean they aren't ugly like you won't even sleep with. Just ugly enough that you won't become a regular customer of theirs. Fu Xien is a girl I want to become a regular of and even marry eventually. She is just that cute and lovable.
We arrive at a weird building. This building was the nicest one out of all the buildings in this sect. Serifu pulled me into a different room. There sat a little tan lady with blue hair. She is quite cute, if I am being honest with myself.
Something is telling me she is an old grandma, though. Not that it is bad when people are older. I would never have sex with Mariella, but I am sure if she is anything like Luna... No more rude thoughts. I must focus on talking.
"You were thinking some very rude things about old ladies. Weren't you Sephker?" The blue-haired lady said.
Even if she can read my mind, I must not let it deter me. I need to stay focused. No, it's not possible, I must concentrate! My thoughts have a habit of straying, and I can't change my thinking so suddenly.
I just have to talk and talk regardless if she can read my mind. I should express myself. I clear my throat and begin to speak. "So, you are the pretty lady that I must talk to. It is a pleasure to communicate with you." I said, giving a fake smile.
"I will be simple in my explanation. This world is not stable. It is entirely my fault. So, to keep it stable, you need to become my husband. I don't care how many wives you have. The requirement for me and you and this world is our marriage." The girl said to me,
What the hell? Marriage? Why the hell do people always bring that shit up? No, I must focus on what just happened. A girl did not propose to me but demanded marriage. Does she really think that I would accept because of the world, blah blah.
"That is some serious crap your butt is spilling out. Can I have proof you, being my first wife, is so absolutely necessary? I don't even have your name yet," I said to the blue-haired girl.
"Pathetic. You are a man who cannot even fathom how dumb this world is saddening. Not only are you stupid. You are foolish and vulgar. What a disgusting saying. Also, I am Anuva, your wife." The girl named Anuva said. Now, this is going to be a disgusting conversation.