Is she mad at me? What did I do to her? The world I live in calls girls boobs and butts assets. Even the human from the other world girls called their bodies assets in a relationship. She must be one of those new types of thinkers. If she is, I wonder why she hasn't found a husband yet.
"I don't think Luna thinks of me like that. She seems like a girl who would value herself. If you insult me you are insulting her." I said with a pouty face.
"Oh, so you're trying to say I insulted my best friend. Rude individual. I need to talk to Luna." She said, turning her back. How can she call me a perv. Her skirt is flipped over and showing her big butt to the whole room.
"How can you call me a perv when your butt and panties are being shown to the world." I said in an angry tone pointing to her butt. She turned bright red and fixed her skirt.
She looked at me with angry eyes. "You perv bastard. Next time tell me my skirt is messed up more subtly. I am busy so I need to leave. She said turning around again. Thankfully when she left a man came over to help.
"Oh your Luna's favorite adventurer. She is not here, she took a day off. I can help you if you need something." The small stature man said with horns. Oh he must be the same animal person race as Luna.
I explained that I wanted to take on goblin quests. I left out the reason saying my skill needs it to upgrade. I just wanted to make some quick easy cash. Since I have been hunting goblins for a while, I am used to them. The low level ones.
When you get into anything past a shaman; magic casting goblins. It gets hard. The goblin warrior can lead goblins into battle. Using human-like tactics. A goblin king or queen is a pain because it is like you are fighting a whole nation. His explanation scared me a little bit.
"I see. Makes sense you have been getting a good amount of monkey killing goblins. Thankfully you killed so many that a goblin king couldn't be born. Since you have stopped killing goblins. Well…" He said slowly going quiet.
He doesn't have to say anything anymore. I might not have enough wisdom to be smart. I can tell what he means because I have been fighting goblins for so long. I wondered why a knight or king was never formed around us.
Who would've thought I was a laughing stock and made to be the butt end of jokes. Yet I saved us from going to war with a monster type. Now higher rank adventures need to kill goblins. They have to lower themselves and accept emergency quests.
I got pushed from into the desk the man was helping me out at. Then when I turned back I couldn't see who pushed me. I did hear murmurs of others making snarky comments. "If he kept killing I would be able to kill other beasts."
"Green killer thinks he is too good for goblins. Making me do his work." I guess being a person who can kill a low level monster easily is a lose, lose scenario. Kill them and make other lives easier, you are a jester. You don't kill them, others blame you for not doing the small tasks.
Hypocritical bipolar muffin munchers. Yeah I am too good for goblins. My next monster after goblins can be whatever. After that no longer killing goblins. If they become a problem, then take care of the problem yourself.
"Are you ok sir." He said holding my shoulder. I got up from the desk with a smile.
"Yeah, some jerks are mad that I got bored of goblins. I kill them. I am a joke. I don't I am the problem apparently." Said with a small smile.