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Chapter 14 - The Interspecies Interview I

The name of next part of records, that was play to Fizzi party of adventurers (still sitting on restaurant) was described as: [Interspecies Interview]

Scene was the lobby filled by avatars and random stuff. Because the entire wedding think was so hastily made, the wedding guests only starts to discovering what they shall do. (Something other than standing around and watching what others are doing.) The pinnacle of this was the broom and bride. Those two was mentally stunned with wide opened eyes and suspiciously small eye pupils.

O top of that, the camera Loli watched them from too close distance for someone comfort.

Maybe that was the reason why withe Newdori approach the future movie making prodigy like a dad. "Okay you prodigy from reality stunts channel, I understand the need for recording this beautiful moments of new pair blooming on the sunshine. But I have more serious question for you: How can those two tsundere [not honest to they feelings] start opening to each other, to drop the society status armor, to loose they tension and disguise mask; if you will keep monitoring them 24[hours]/7[days] like some prison camp camera monitoring the birthday party? Give them space and for a while, go bothering… I mean watching someone else…" The girl must have done a 'Who?' gesture, so he quickly glanced over the hall. "I don't know... How about you,-- go make some Interviews with wedding guests? It's a party after all; there is plenty of nonsense going around. I mean characters that will fill for circus documentary, or psychiatry."

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But the girl tiled her head on side, and camera on top of her head followed that movement.

That make him to reconsider his words. "What? Don't give me that disbelief look, like I shall pick up a better excuse. If you are nervous about how to ask someone to do it, then just pick up a blank paper page from note book and write on it in big letters: 'I do Interviews', you will fish so many just on that. Look I will be your first candidate."

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The screen blinked on black for two second, displaying short title: [Interview with a screaming man.]

Newdori mus take her on side because for now he sit in armchair like a lord/noble? "Hello folks, I am Newdori, you favorite passerby priest of reasoning, with big heart and even bigger mouth. Yesterday I will say that I am a loudly neighbor who like yell at others words of awareness, knowledge, self-realization, passion, and reasons to breaking down the overall ignorance and stupidity. If you need to talk, I am the guy. But now, I am more than that. And because I am not a pushover, I will pick myself; to who I will to talk. I like to cook and I don't end up only on cooking food. My personal belief is that if we can do so much by just talking, then why so many don't use talking to its full potential? That's what I do! I encourage others to talk." At this point the priest marks his presentation as done, as he address the little girl with camera. "Now you see? Doing Interviews are easy. So just go around and talk to random bystanders."

But a moment of awkward silence appeared as the girl dint talk at all, move or do anything.

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The moment of silence make an odd moment. "Why are you pulling out your check like I insulted you by something? Now when I think about it, you… are not mute, dint you?"

But the girl makes a (maybe?) gesture.

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That was a signal for Newdori to frag out from this conversation. "Dammit… and I suppose you will play even this part, dint you? Dammit…" He looks around. "Okay, Its time form me to visit a bar counter and make some samples of holy water, while spreading words about abstinence." As he was ready to make a step out of the chair he froze in half motion, displaying on his face fear, when he realized something. "What the?… did I just said?... Daaaam, tomorrow mooring will be a hard one for me." And he just walks away.

And of course, when the camera girl turn around looking for the newlyweds; the married couple is also long gone. So, the director has no other option to start exploring the social jungle.

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Black screen appear again and contain: [Interview with Ape (a [tin] can)]

Girl only made a few steps and right in front of the camera appeared a second candidate all on its own. His name was 'CyberChimp' and it has been half chimp, half cyborg with curious expression on his monkey face. But this metal furry doesn't look like test pilot from certain space program. Unfortunate for the camera girl, she dint know that he was a really successful prankster and entertainer. This cyborg pointed at the 'I do Interviews' sing on the Loli hands as he tried to make sure he get her intentions. When the girl makes a 'yes' gesture, a smile appeared on this primate face. And the smile got wider and wider, and soon the smile looked kind of sinister. Not to mention that his cybernetic eye start emitting this 'red laser pointer light', targeting the girl. The chimp even starts giggling, and that giggle moved into mischievous laugh, and soon it was an 'evil laugh'. Nearly it seemed as the camera girl dint know, (but sensed), to what trouble she walked when she offer an interview to one of the biggest pranksters around, and don't even know it. He was so spiritually up from founding (this unshaped gem?), that he doesn't even know (where to start) his (interview?), or (What prank to pull on her as the first one?).

But the Loli actually realize that this 'stranger danger' is actually a (Bad news!) for her and she tried to windrow from scene. She starts backing, trying to back stepping toward wall corner in order to back stepping turning behind the corner and then disappear.

But the 'killer cyborg' followed her, making an obvious clank mechanic walking noises as some Robo-zombie Borg that don't wanting to lose her from his sight.

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The scene was cut by another black screen, and the short message contain: [Interviewing angel with demonic horns]

It was 'SugarCube', a red haired mommy (sweet demon woman) with ponytail and small red devil horns on head. Right now she was squatting on her knee in front of the camera Loli when they had been in some hallway. 'SugarCube' had her hand on the girl shoulder, and trying to talk some senses to the little one with her sweet voice as mommy will do to her daughter. "Oh my sweetie, you should be a more careful about who you ask here for an interview..." She stopped for second. "No, what I trying to say is; that 'CyberChimp' is not bad,-- he is just to devoted to his art… No! He is prankster, and prankster are for now a 'Taboo', for you!"

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The girl pointed at the woman…

...and the red-haired flinch. "Whaaa? Wait! I am not a prankster! Oh wait-- You mean the interview, dint you?" She Face-Palm herself, but soon-- she spread her hands to push away the dummy moment. "Nothing to worry sweetheart, I got this!" She clears her throat. "So, I am singer or dancer, but rarely do both at once. I like to hang out with friends and laugh. As you can see, I am little bit like a big mama." Suddenly she dint know what else to say... So she start wondering around with her eyes. "What shall I say?…" But then she notices someone (suspicious?) on other side of the camera direction. She instantly grows angry and yells in that direction: "Lola, no!! Don't you dare!!-- You will not pull any of you precious gems on this one!!... Did Chimp tell you?... I will put a toddler for babies on you assess, just for thinking that you two can prank anyone!!" Then she calls for someone by screaming at the entire lobby. ".'Kromia!!!' Get me 'Moon'!! Some of our friends needs a moral correction." As she was ready to leave she looks on the camera girl once more getting back to her soft voice. "Sorry sweetie, I must deal with those two, this instant, or there will be no end to theirs pranks. Just continue with someone else. Okay?" With those words, she left for crusade.

Camera glanced after her to see that she pursued a (very suspicious clown/ Mime/ meme) and she yells as some kind of knight engaging a raid on a bandits den.

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Another black cut of scene labeled as: [Well, I tried...]

There was a… (mystical?)… (unicorn?)… furry person, with colorful fur as if he had an accident with painting machine. His eyes were looking at different directions. His tongue was permanently out, as if there was something inside of certain brain, that dint worked as supposed. But this one has a little big difficulty to talk properly. No, his lisp and mumbling was so bad; that it got sooooooo far beyond the director Loli level of understanding.

Even if he talks in English and someone can say that they somehow understand whats he is saying, she as French failed to understand anything. She even write on paper a question about what language he is speaking.

But at the end, the girl realize that the language barrier is too much for her to overcome and she give up on this interview.

As she moved elsewhere, trying to ignore the unicorn confused look, who mumbled some question about (Why she leaving?), some random bystanders laughed at the entire scene.

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Black screen appeared again. [Interview with were-wolf-y brother/sister.]

There was a black and gray wolf furry, with trait that allows him not just changes color of his fur from silver to gray but even a gender and furry/ hybrid status. Now he was in his larger female form with peaceful look, while enjoying some fast food meal to hand, slightly waving his tail. This peaceful appearance encouraged the little camera girl to approach the furry. And, of course the wolf seemed glad for this encounter with beginner journalist. "Hi there, miss reporter, my name is Mega."

[Meanwhile on the table on the table at 'Schmucks']: The moment 'Megamem3' voice echoed, current princess Vronica; instant focused on TV. She stares at him, cat eyeing her/him as some hunter will do on his pray. She was ready to analyze anything that he will say, do, or possibly think. It looked like she was looking for anything suspicious, out of place, or any suspicious behavior. It was noticeable that the concentration of her willpower was so high on her side, that she for this moment suspends the random swapping between both sisters over one body.

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The reporter waved at wolf and then pointed at her notes that probably contain (I am doing interviews) message.

"Well, I don't mind… Hmm… From many titles I hold,-- I just say that I am a hero. I can say that I am proud to be a member of whiskateers." As the wolf furry mentioned this, she instantly got a silly/ embarrassed smile. Or it was a smirk. But she immediately shake it from her face. "My current status is wife, husband, and Waifu for Vronica-- and from bigger part for Roxxan too…" with half voice she added (Obviously), before she returns her attention to the Loli. "So, what you desire to know about me?"

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The Loli write something on next page of her notebook and then show that 'question' to the wolf. But camera was not able to see what it is.

The question makes the wolf to think. "Eh. Let see… At the moment, I spent some time with testing of re-editing my character sheet, to try re-balancing-- or more precisely redistributing my skill points and stats. I am aiming for combination, that will allow me to have a 'stab immunity' on my 'build'. If I can archive it, then I can be there for Vronica when she will need me most, and don't be grounded by waiting for the 'respawn'." Suddenly the wolf catches a short (cold shiver?). "But as I learned, only 'stab resistance' is not enough. It was more like a major weakness than an advantage. Especially when facing royal level of malice, it can lead into abuse of this trait on the first opportunity. So, I tried to apply 'pain resistance' for 'cutting damage' specifying directly at 'stabs', eventually archiving a 'pain termination and damage elimination for stabs'. Buuuuud…" She blushes. "My research proved, that this mind set of build, unfortunately will lead into heavy exploits for this specific trait: as proper abuse of this status leaded to an unexpected side effect where it was a total different abuse." For moment this wolf bro-sis looked as it was in conflict between happiness and terror.

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The camera girl writes another question. But again, the camera on her head has not been able to cover the sheet.

The wolf was back into normal. "Yes. I get it, back to the topic on hand. As you can see, In terms of 'affinity': I am rainbow, Vronica is night sky, and together we are: 'night sky rainbow'. Which, as legends says: (A sincere wish under 'night sky rainbow', will lead into miracle.) It's so romantic, that I like it." For a moment the wolf lost herself/himself in day dream, but then she suddenly awakened to her senses. "Yes, on our wedding day,-- I had been so nervous, that I had been terrified to face the part: ('Now you can kiss you wife.'), because it was: (Too good to be true.) I was so worried that in (that moment) of truth, when our faces will get close to each other:…

Vronica will remove her mask, (witch is her beautiful face), and she will reveals that under that cuteness… there is a real circus clown face; with red and withe face paint over the entire face, big reed squeezing noise ball as nose, and some ridiculously green clown hair style. And then-- 'this person' in front of everyone, will start dancing some clown dance, while circus music will blast on the entire area, with confetti falling down everywhere, and everyone laughing. (Except me.)

At some point, my heart raced so fast, that I was thinking I will pass out cool dead before we even get into that part and I will go straight to heaven." He sighed of relief. "But everything went cool, nobody died, and now I am happy."

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The Loli was moved to tears.

"If little teary miss don't have another questions, then I suppose I shall wish you luck with others." Mega waved her hand in farewell with nun type smile on her/his face, encouraging this lamb too went on her journey towards dark forest. The little one dint pay attention to the hungry droll on the corner of that wolfs mount, as his tail happily swigged from side to side. That was a message for the eye of skilled observer, which was saying: (Poor girl. They will eat her alive!)

[Meanwhile on the table on the table at 'Schmucks']: The current Vronica dint says a word. But make a frown that she dint get her (any) 'answer', for which she was looking for. In stubborn gesture she tightly crossed her hands on her chest.

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Another black screen was saying: [Interview with double plushy]

On front of the camera was a little gray-withe weasel, (or badger), in purple sweater and with teddy bear plushy as a backpack on his back. This his companion looked over weasel shoulder. The teddy clearly has a camera lance popping out from one of his eyes and audio speaker from the mouth. This double person character looked confused at the French mute girl in front of him. "Wait a second. All you want from me is an interview and nothing else?... Is that correct?... Good,-- at last someone here is normal…" He make a sight of relive." First I want to specify: that I am not a plushy, pet or squeeze toy! I only carry one plushy on my back, and it's very important to me; to point that I will not borrow him to anyone by any means... Seriously! I don't getting why those like you from the host team, have such urgency to hug me into death." He sighed and made silent comment for himself. "I shall not be so obsessed by playing low and shall brought a different vessel that this one." [The teddy is the real avatar. The other is a (mount?)]

He barely manages to say only those few lines and some of (those like the camera girl) showed up at distance and shouted at her team when she spotted him. "There he is! We found him!"

The weasel pulls out his eyes in shock, (like the eye balls had been nearly out dimples), at the hastily approaching (gang?) of Lollies whit eyes filled by (desire?). On spot he decides to run away while screaming: "I am living person!! Not a toy for yours desires!! I have feelings and my rights!!" So he ran... And ran, pursued by a bunch of Lollies on his tail, who desired a hugging.

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[Notes, theories, and misleading explanations.]

Radiant Soul - The teddy is Soul that speak, the body is Radiant that move. Even if the body/ vessel is exchanged the teddy is the same.