Black screen again separate previous and next record. [Green, bulky, Jeans and chicken nuggets]
As the time progress a large group has formed around foods stands and open boxes pulled out from the storage. There were a team of volunteers who were making food as some random cooking competition. They loosed wild to anything goes tactic; when certain fire lizard was literally flaming the frying pan with passion, using his fire breath to create something so spicy, that you will had from it a (fire breath). They even catch a medium large public audience. Of course there was even those, who was eating those extraordinary food creations, as if was some courage challenge, or they were that big gluttons.
One of those cooks was a big green orc without a shirt and in blue jeans pants. He was so muscular and manly that someone can think he has taken some super soldier serum to become this 'Hulky'. This hulk has wearing over his shoulders and head blanked that was made from some animal skin as some kind of half length hoodie cloak. With so detailed handmade tattoos all over it, it looked like some ceremonial apron garment, or it was just his formal wearing for this kinds of events.
In middle of this chaos, there was this suspiciously 'high-tech?' self-sufficient coking automat [self operating machine] that looked like a home sized refrigerator combined with stove. But at firsts glance, it emitted this familiar aura, that make you felt; that you had seen it before somewhere.
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The green one waited in front of it, holding a quite big bowl for serving in his hand... until 'cink' sound come out, signalizing that the 'robot' finished his frying cycle and dispensed for the hulk a large amount of freshly cooked and crispy chicken nuggets as if it was a winning coins on slot machine.
But as one can expect from hulky person, after a word of gratitude to that machine, this orc confiscated the entire amount, so he ended up with a full [mountain] of crispy chicken nuggets in his possession. In terms of size comparison: those nuggets were for him like a popcorn for normal sized humanoids. So he tossed one of those in his big mount as if it was a popcorn.
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As he walk with his (bowl of cereals) in his hands, he was intend to just pass around the camera Loli. But the small girl unintentionally backed up to the side, even if she doesn't need it; and that catches his attention.
The little one reaction amused the big guy so much, that he chuckled. AS he glances at the girl with amused look on his face he decide to stop make a better look at her and decided to address her... Damn it! She for sure dint expected that he will sound like a twin brother of Newdori, who was the louder version of him. In fact he was so loud, that one can think he fallen into a tank of 'experimental chemical' which turned him into this mountain of muscles. "No! Don't worry, Miss tinny Reporter! I am not going to eat you... He, he... Even if my appearance can be scary, I'm quite soft, cultured and socially based man. And also, you don't have to worry about me getting here into amok and starting to ruin the party." He set his bowl of his hill of mini chicken nuggets on the table right next to him and scratch his chin in curious thinking way. "So, where would I start?... Oh yes, I'm here as Newdori's companion." He suddenly laughed as if he has remembered something very funny, that boosted his good mod. "Actually... Actually, the origin to this title it's quite a funny story. I don't remember much of the details, but in short: It was something about drinking to the point until we started to look like an attractive woman to each other." He laughed again. "I know, I know! Just look at me!" He nearly burst into massive laughter, but manages to calm himself down, with pleasure sight of relief. "Whatever it looked at that time, in our defense; the two of us weren't been the 'best couple' of the night. Everyone has been so incredibly on loose, that I was actually laughed a lot at the footage of fun pictures from that particular night event."
As he was talking and reminiscing, a rascal 'Neko kitty girl' with big tricky smile and in (Chinese?) or rather baby child clothes whit a bee motive [Beepubun about the size of a domestic cat], sneakily climbed on 'that table'. She give him one glance then glance that pile and in the end invited herself to the pile. She began to eat 'his' nuggets relatively secretly [don't give a F] as if it was a snack bowl in the middle of the room, for story time. She stared at him and listened with interest to his story tale.
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The giant noticed that the Reporter looked at his coat with interest in her eyes. "Quite eye catching, isn't it? This particular hide is my formal attire for important events. I skinned that fat pig myself. I also processed the skin and tattooed it myself, as tradition demand it. Of course; I must admit, that I had strict supervision, which leads me through the process, step by step. That bastard newer shut up and bad mount absolute everything, not just my shitty hand working. But in the end I made it, as you see it now." He make a power gesture that this attire is his pride. "And when it came for the ('Time to pay the tribute!') to mi teacher for guiding me through the hellish fine work: I bought not just one,-- but two clay jugs of 'Fungus beer.' Very expensive... I entered the teachers tent. Calmly sit down on my butt. And respectfully placed one the jugs in front of my supervisor as a silent 'thank you' for the training. He gets on first glance, that is a 'Fungus beer' and even that I offering him a 'drinking duet' when I was holding the other jugs. In our tribe; tats a very big sing of respect from me to him... But when that bastard reached for the first jug, I shout a respectable honored phrase that means 'thank you', and smashed the other jug directly into his face, before he managed to grab his. His dumb fool look was priceless as I walked out of that tent with my head raised ups like a man. Totally worth it… The two jugs of 'Fungus beer' was the best investment of my life." This hulk remembered his youth with satisfaction in his heart.
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The camera girl must make an expression as if she was asking if isn't dangerous that orc will drink on party like this.
"Eh. Don't worry about that. Ordinary booze doesn't affect us that much; it just makes us a little more spontaneous. So if the Orc want to break something, it'll will break it, whether is sober or not. Being affected by some substance is just plain excuses, disrespecting the warrior pride. The only exception for being drunk to not knowing what he is doing, is for the one who don't know how to drink. For those instances: don't let them pour into them whatever comes to their hands. Let them focus on light fruit things, which is why they brew them in first place. It's nonsense to say that those fruit juices are only for womens with anorectic asses. [underweight ill] Oh yes, but watch out for our 'Orcish booze', or its lightweight alternative 'any humans distilled metal-alcohol and angelic RedBull'. That booze is not for light asses [buts] and you could stay in coma, handcuffed, or blind for some time… "He paused for a second as he thought about something.
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The little girl nodded as she tried to express: 'That's good to know.'
Her reaction pleased him. "Do you see it now Miss Reporter? Quite cultured and even with a moral message for the youth."
Only now he glance around and eventually look at his bowl and notice that certain Rascal bee themed cat has eating 'his' nuggets as nothing matters.
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His blood veins on his body automatically expand like ten times above the resting state, from the sheer amount of blood that starts circulate from his inner boiling. "Beepu!! You are snatching my food!-- Again!-- I early told you: (To stop stealing the food of others from theirs plates!!), especially on official events like this one! Historically, this kind of behavior result into a bloody wars!... You are not some stray cat, to do that! I kept telling you, that you must behave to keep some standards! If you have some problems with plates I will craft for you some bowl with belts that you can hang out on neck and carry it on you chest, like a front bag or wallow. [food dispenser for pigs, you need only put you head down into the bowl] Heck, I will even lifts you up on mi hand, so you can pick up from Swedish tables and load you plate or whatever with all you desire. So stop touching my nuggets!"
But the cat, even when they had been practically locked each other in eye to eye staring contest, don't listen to him. Her paw reached for the hill of chicken nuggets, grabbed another one, retrieved it towards her mouth, and putts it in. She chewed it slowly as it was possible.
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That provocation tickled his nerves. "Beepu!! I don't care that you are addicted to chicken nuggets! You can say whatever you want; no orc will tolerate it if you snatch his food from his maw. You so dam lucky, that we are not in our tribe, because those like you, will for stunt like this one, lose they fur coat. And I warning you extra, because you just had to have the right size for a soft underwear panties, for which our tribe woman's will fight bloodthirsty 'battle royal', until only the last one remains standing grabbing it for herself."
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Someone on background complains about female savages.
So the hulk must correct they ignorance as he glance at them. "Excuse me! Do you even been on (Black Friday extra limited sale's)? It's practically a legal street skirmish inside a shopping mall arena. The only fist fighting 'battle royal' arcade; where you pay entrance fee for the game only after you play it, win it, and most importantly; when you get to cashier to use yours own money, to bail out [buy] yours winning prize."
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Then he returns his attention to the cat eating 'another' nugget. "But still... I wasn't kidding when I told you, that I will punish you if you will continue stealing my food, especially the chicken…" She grabs another nuggets and his eye brow twitched. "I will stuff you into a baguette. Wrap that baguette in air-permeable transparent plastic bag. Put on it a chicken nugget label. And then, put that baguette into a vending machine at first suitable slot!!"
But, that rascal cat, even after this warning, still locked into that staring contest, with the legendary 'cat defiance', she reach for 'another' nugget, grabbed it, put it to her mouth, and provocative bite into it, chowing very,-- very slowly.
At this point the 'string of patience snapped', and the big green orc charged towards the Beepu as infuriated Hulk of destruction.
The next thing that camera has been recording was: That this angry hulk has chasing trough the lobby a tricky cat in baby kid clothes who laughs like crazy and she does not hesitated to pick up a route that leaded to stuffs breaking by that giant mass of mussels.
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Another black intersection on record: [Interview with A stove]
As many bystanders' cheers for the chase, a sound of (transformer entity changing his metal shape into something different) echoed in the vicinity of the Loli. So the movie director prodigy turned in that direction. Where was previously standing that 'high-tech' cooking oven, there was now standing Savii 1.0 the Robo-maid and a regular modern oven. She picked up that thing… No, she was already holding it in her paws. (maybe from beginning) As she make a few steps, she place it at side of the cooking contest area as if was a brow or buckled that she stop using it and now placing it into corner. She eventually noticed the little girl and her staring at her so she walked to her.
"Hello there… I am Savii… how I can help you?" The maid observed the Loli, for second or two until she made a move. "Analysis complete… downloading necessary components… for interview… Done… Installing packages… Done… Rebooting…" The Robot turned herself off and her posture bent lite bit to forward and down. It even sounded as some 'computer' or electric engine was case his operation. But in mere second this 'computer' was sounding like it was booting up. As she wake up from her micro sleep, she was seem to be more aware about herself, with more emotions, (speech patterns?) and (processing felling) ability, and due that; she received a shocking realization. "Oh my… What I was doing with my life?..." She seemed lost but then once again, notices the Loli with camera. "Oh yes… I am supposed to participate in Interview… Okay then, ask me!"
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The little girl writes something on her notes and showed it to the Robo-girl.
"Understood! I am Savii, the Robo-maid… Personal assistant, caretaker and DJ for Fizzi Furtrap and Fizzi sized hug pillow… Wait…" She realizes now that she was sometime taking care or serving not directly the Fizzi Furtrap, but she babysit his hug pillow with painted picture of the Fizzi himself on it. Especially, when she refused to allow him, leave the house after bedtime curfew. But now she realizes that he manages to sneak out and even place a dummy pillow into his bed. She was buying it for so long that she harsly Face-Palm herself. "I will fix that..."
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[On the table on the table at 'Schmucks']: Current Savii 2.0 and Fizzi who were sitting on 'Schuck fun place' had both a forced smile on their faces.
As the maid interrupted the record by pushing down the pause button on TV controller, she had this desire to undress the elephant on the table. But behind her smile was hint of darkness. "Well-- that was an embarrassing comment. Is that so? Embarrassing enough, that someone can develop a twitch in his eye. I am right?-- Fizzi sama?" [sama – honorable addressing, like a master.]
The Furtrap even with (honest?) smile on his face, was sweating a lot. "For, my defense, mostly everything that happens during these night adventures was for the higher good."
But where will be one in need without his friends, who has been always so resolve to help, that they on spot can mention a some examples from those night adventures.
Newdori was on this matter always a leading character. "So, are we counting the 'washing machine' incident? On which one, you fell into it? That particular incident which evolved into a 'bubble monster' incident?"
The Princes was not someone who stays silent when there is already an action in discussion. "How about the 'broken roller coaster' incident?"
Her (dark?) sister, (swapping place whit Vronica), was on the same tune as the other contestants and must appeared. "Forget those! What about that time: 'When you accidentally robbed a bank?'… And blame 'me' for it?"
And of course the calico kitten has not stayed out of this wheel, when she meow for attention and tapped on the empty can of 'Golden/ Premium Fizzi pop' which stayed on the table, after Fizzi left it there abandoned.
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The withe Neko was in pinch and tried to calm his friends. "Oh commoooon! Nobody is 'purrfect'. [perfect] Zing!! But on the other hand, those examples are for different stories. Don't be a rip-off. It's not that stand-up comedians will be denied to use reference fearing censorship or demonetization from big companies. I am right?" He looked at their audience [reader] (who watched the friends on table), who watched theirs older self on TV screen as some reaction sketch.
His example was followed by the rest of the five member team. So all five stared silently [at the reader = You!], until Savii nonchalantly pressed play button to un-pause the record, which catches the attention of entire party as nothing happened. The story continued.
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The camera Loli again has written something on her writing pad and showed it to the maid.
Even if Savii 1.0 seemed to evolve a little bit (1.1? or 1.2?) in terms of personality developing, she was still a robot. "Understand… You want to know, the origin of me… It's actually for the first time somebody wants to know... Instead of which web page do sell bots like me… Commencing searching, now… Done… The manufacturing information's are… Data missing… Interesting… The model is... Savage automaton volume ii [2]… Designated working place… Data missing… Designated working position… Data missing… Reference… Moving pictures of Saw?… Huh?... Searching… Strange… The motor saw is indeed stated in manufacturer description of work… So, does that means I was supposed to cut a trees?... Or I was supposed to be a gardener?... Huh?... Searching intern files… Yes, of course… In early stages of employee, I was indeed equipped with a chain saw machine capable of cutting tree. But after… *error, data has been deleted*… Loading description of current directives… My primary functions are taking care of my master Fizzi and search content like:… *Classified*… Interesting… Secondary search parameters are… *Classified*, *classified* and *classified*.... Tricia search parameters contain passive collecting raw information's and search requests from bystanders as random nonsense of which there are so many to notice them here or even bother speak about… But mostly sense comes from searching based on interests in knowledge of my green hulky friend, who just previously asked for chicken nuggets… Now am searching for maintenance records… Access restricted… Huh?... Searching for authorized personal to contact if malfunction will occur… Name of subscribed mechanic is… Newdori?… Interesting…"
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At this point dark smiling Savii 2.0 paused the video again and directs her face on Newdori siting across, who had this 'Oh shit!' expression. "Are you willing to say something to me? Daaaaaad?"
Newdori was like nailed to his seat, but still hold his stand proudly. "How dare you?-- If nothing else, I saved you when you lied 'there' motionlessly, refusing to let me go, nearly begging me to drag you away from 'there'. More importantly, if you want an answers; you shall know that I an unable to give them to you. All I can tell you, is that I am not the one who builds you! So, I am only you adopting dad, if you insist on that title. Heck!, you don't even had a manual to work with it, like some unique scratch up build." He slams his hand onto table, to get into a point. "Let's put excuses on side! One day, you will thank me for not telling you anything, before, now, and even for future. And if you have any crazy idea of searching my place, then remember that I don't recommending for you; to searching that downstairs dungeon. You are not ready for that challenge, because you level is still too low to handle anything that crawling there. You will not reach that place where we meet, because you will not be able to find it even if you will search the entire dungeon, walking around it. And for the record: I am saying, that no matter how you progress, some things shall stay hidden, for you own good. So, my wish is that you will newer crack 'that place' true secrets." With that he went silent in clear gesture that he said what he had to say.
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Fizzi was with this on Newdori site. "Well, no matter the reason behind his reasons and such; being dad is no light task. But Newdori buddy, you clearly giving her a lot of freedom. Like, letting her stays at other homes, or talk to strangers."
Of course the red priest bark at him. "You dam hypocrite! It's not that you do to her something else that letting her snuggle a hug pillow with you picture on it, while she fantasizes that it is actually you."
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It was a moment of pale face on Fizzi face and half-voice note. "The pillow saved my life countless times." Everyone probably don't hear or ignore Furtrap comment as he made a short prayer for that hug pillow health who had many, many (stab?) scars.
But even Newdori don't notice it as he continued. "For the sake of all, she needs to interact with other avatars to level up correctly, and this withe champion of many; is direct gateway to it. I have bigger goals in mind, and you know it well. Will you be satisfied if I told you, that you place was not my first choice for her?"
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Vronica sitting next to the priest glanced at him in conspiracy smug grin. "Well, I suppose one of the choices was you wardrobe closet. Or I am wrong?"
The priest gives them a light sarcastic laugh. "Let's don't explore that place either."
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As for staying in that conversation the kitten meowed hungrily.
Newdori immediately answer to this calico. "No! She currently doesn't possess the feature of breast feeding… Can we move up? I don't feel comfort at this part of the story scenario."
As they give him a silent stare, the maid pressed the play button.
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The Loli with camera on her head writes another question for Savii 1.0.
"Interesting question… No, the 'Transformer' feature is a new thing to me… Acquired from upgrade, borrowed from Fizzi's mistress Kurama Dono [Lord, master] on recommendation of her tech adviser… I am happy of how generous mistress Kurama is… It's very exciting for me to interact not just with avatars specimens, but even with other machine specimens… I like to observe organic specimens and their interactions… But now I have put into my goals list a goal to pursue all kinds of upgrades. I put that goal pretty high in my objectives… The experiences of be in connection with others and do 'stuff' together… is on whole new level for me…" She turned toward the table. There were lines of still warm muffins that received a high popularity, even though they have been there for only a few minutes. Because they were so delicious, theirs numbers got down pretty fast. "Those muffins are mines. I baked them and I filled them with my cream… Because the instructions in recipe were indistinct, it was a challenge for me… The tricky part was to cream them correctly when they were still inside of me… The goal was not to spoil the cream or burn the muffins, but giving them corrects care of heat and pressure… Timing the action to insert ingredients based only on observations was critical… and of course, dispensed it all out… I was unsure if I can do it correctly without proper instruction when it was my first time… but it came out very greatly… based on popularity that my muffins get."
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As some of the bystanders, staying near the food tables, who overheard that story, start chuckling suspiciously; the reporter turned to them.
Ignoring most of them as some gray colored characters… Among them was Vronica, lost in her thoughts, silently eating a cream muffin. As she thought about it, she gave the dessert an appraising look before she resumes to eat it. But this time; with more passion, with more enjoyment, showing more love to the whole process of eating every piece of that specific muffin.
But Savii was confused and she analyze they beavior. "Attention!… Adult joke detected… I don't get it…" At this one, the bystanders start laughing. Some lightly, some hard, and some in quite ridicule way. "I don't like it… Searching for solutions… explanations…"
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The one who speak up this time was Vronica. "Well-- you can always spank them for not being grateful enough for given food. I mean you insert you love to this art of bakery. So it deserve an adequate treating."
"Understood, applying that solution… Now!..." The Robo-maid turned toward table and make from stuff that was there a quite big paper folding fan. But after quick observation she laid it down and makes the same thing from some metal serve. Some of the bystander, who realizes what approaching, what will come when she start swinging it at them, makes an objection to the purpose of the metal fan that shall be used only to cool down one personal heat. But he was the first one who was sent to fly, being slapped by that fan. And he was not the only one... Soon, the Robo Neko Maid was like a single member of crowd control unit, as she forced the bystanders around to flee in all directions. But suppression of rioters soon evolve into a search and hunt event, when she as a robot has an obvious advantage of 'intern logs' creating the 'list of sinners', to not forget who needs to be spanked. [beat down]
[Meanwhile]: The group at 'Schuck' gives a silent staring to Savii 2.0 as they move they gaze between her and the food on the table. She feel theirs stare. She was sweating so much, that she hardly kept her business smile on her face. "This food is all made normally and I will not change that."
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[Notes, theories, and misleading explanations.]
Fungus Beer (Shui) - The amber/gold ale is brewed with local honey and, most interestingly, mushrooms that have maple syrup flavor. Drinking it is like eating pancakes. Night Goblins are especially cowardly creatures, but unlike those of other Goblin tribes, they have been known to create and consume an intoxicating brew called Fungus Beer, which enables them to fight in a near maniacal state, where they are completely insane and paranoid, and would enhance a Night Goblins senses and reflexes, enabling them to fight far better against other stronger foes.
Black Friday - has routinely been the busiest shopping day of the year in the United States at least since 2005. The earliest evidence of the phrase Black Friday originated in Philadelphia, where it was used by police to describe the heavy pedestrian and vehicular traffic that would occur on the day after Thanksgiving. This usage dates to at least 1961. As the phrase became more widespread, a popular explanation became that this day represented the point in the year when retailers begin to turn a profit, thus going from being "in the red" to being "in the black". Some families from remote parts went to shopping for entire day for discount prices. One city banned this practice due moral, health and ecological reason. There was a try to implement this practice in other countries as a meaning to stay competitive to US online retailers. Currently controversy of Black Friday is used in economy war as meaning of liquidating the competition by don't bothering about profit, in order to established habit: that they buying stuff from us, and when they get used to it, they will come to us even if is convenient to go to concurrence.