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Chapter 7 - The canned food

The Robo-Girl understood, and in moment she had certain spell-book book opened on page dedicated to fizzy drinks. [Article about soda in a gremoriáre? Why not?] Again as if she was some pro card player # street magic performer and showmen, she tore few tickets as it was a draw from a deck in pro match, and make a summoning pose. For her incantation [enchanting] she made a sound-effect [SFX] of opening a can of soda and casting the liquid into glass cup making sparkling foam. The sound of bubbles leaving the surface of drink echoed toward the hall.

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The powers of tokens created another miracle, because in short time a 'water splash' echoed from local bathrooms. And form the room at the back of the establishment, a one man boat (sailed out?) from a corner, caring a charismatic friendly guy with a smile who clearly resembled the Jesus. As the boat clearly ignored the fact that the floor isn't any kind of liquid, the J-Man paddled his boat towards the maid Savii. As soon as he notices the Furtrap and the empty golden can, he understands the situation. So he (parked?) the boat right in front of the table. There was a simple canvas bag or sack near to his fest, so he search in it and pull out a can fully enlighten in holy light as if it was a light bulb. Then he stands up and observed the table for a few seconds, trying to get Furtrap attention. As some good-hearted night street magician he granted the can to the sobbing Neko.

It take a few more seconds, but in the moment the withe fury realizes it was indeed the 'Golden/ Premium fizzy pop' he starts sobbing even more. But this time with happiness treating and hugging the treasure as if it was his child.

Of course the kitten was confused.

[*Fizzi re-obtained the 'Golden/ Premium fizzy pop'.*]

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The maid bow to the sailor to show him honor and gratitude in thankful gesture. But the J-Man waved his point finger in 'no, no, no!' gesture, and pointed at the coupons still in her hands. For him and his perspective it was obvious, that she used more tokens that shall be suitable amount for this miracle and she knows it. For that stunt of her, he reach deeply down into his bag as if that sack had a magical inventory or directly a third space. He press his muscles and pulled out from his bag an entire wending machine (2x1,5x1m) full of tasty drinks of high quality, operating without the need to be plugged into any power network. He placed that big box near to her.

As that think still required a suspicious type of money for release the merchandise, Savii kept any comments for herself, because nobody shall be sure at this point for what reason he was giving it to her. It can be still for an (innocent?) advertising and she will be probably asked to do it.

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But the J-Man make another 'no, no, no!' gesture, and pointed at her in way that was speaking she is 'a bad girl' for misusing the power of tokens for an ulterior motive, and she need adequate spanking. So he reaches for one of the vouchers still sitting on her hand, put on it his thumb and middle finger, and then cracked them. [Snap his fingers]

The girl start sweating as she tries to figure out, what the punishment will be.

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But the J-Mas was friendly and beeps her noise with his finger in a prank matter.

The maid firstly stared blankly at him, but then the wending machine makes a dispensing noise. But it was her who receive shiver through her entire body, and she finally go into her knees onto nearly siting on floor pose as if she got a 'stomach ache?' But something else has hit the floor. Soon with her completely red face she reach under her skirt and pull from under her a can of 'some juice'. Next moment she force the can into the man's hands. Without a word she stand up and start pushing that wending machine into the farthest corner of the maid cafe. She was trying to place it somewhere where it will not be in way, and where it will not disrupt any customer or staff and they walking. But main reason for her hastily action was probably that she doesn't want experience anything more on the funny side. She ended up trying to sneak the vending machine into a storage room. But because she was unable to pass the door, she found an innocent place for it, right behind corner and hidden behind a plant. Totally not out of the see range of any customer.

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So the J-Man sit back into his boat, and start paddling it out of the restaurant, passing the entrance into the street and again ignoring that there's no water for boat to sail. It dint take long time and from streets echoed sounds of traffic accident. Then it was a tragic commotion, which quickly evolved into commotion of celebration as if some savior has appeared.

Newdori and Roxxan saw the entire scene with the can, as they was silently siting with crossed arms and legs with 'not amused expression'. They clearly get interested in 'that juice' and more importantly in that for someone 'new feature'. They were aware that this particular machine had a secret to be found that can lead directly to a certain maid. But for now they played 'cool' and kept their distance.

Of course the wending machine and his content catch the attention of others customers and one has already send his maid for the drink from it. Of course there was this suspicious winning lottery feature, displayed as bar slot machine, which can grant the winner an 'extra drink'. And the 'master of that maid' observed the girl at that magical wending machine with piercing glare. She was (unaware or oblivious?) to the dangers that was lurking for her there, as she plays nearly 'Russian roulette' with her innocence, that as 'that master' secretly hoped can lead to 'certain juice' in 'that maid' possession.

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As Savii returned, still lightly blushing, she made a statement that there is nothing interest to watch and they shall proceed with dinner.

But the Calico kitten misinterprets this pun and search through his bag and pull out a VHS. [Video Home System to record analog video signal onto magnetic tape inside of plastic case.]

[*Movie for family dinner was nominated. The label on VHS says: 'Kurama's XXX, Fizzi gets busy and (like?) wiping'*]

But Furtrap get instantly flustered and nearly jumped out of his fur. He hasty confiscate the tape. "Oh! No! No! No! We not are going to play something like this here!"

As it can be expected Newdori adds some gasoline to his friend embarrassment. "Yea! Save it for the movie night! We will assemble all of the 'Whiskateers' [They club? Group?], then we will packed at your living room and put it into a fooking big TV screen spacing across the entire wall."

Roxxan who always try only to look like she was lady with royal standards, join the commotion in her own way and made gesture, that she is thirsty.

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The maid clearly gets that reference and temperature of her voice drop to freezing cold. "If someone will here dare to make a statement about an adequate aperitif [drinks] for 'that' movie; 'I will' apply an 'ice bucked challenge' mod and drop them into freezing bathtub or water wheel as a personal treatment to they heat." As she states her treat all of them went silent and deep stared at her. She quickly realizes that three of them just waiting for her to realize what she just said, because she is for now something more like a bot that she was. So she back track and though about it. She starts to make a questions: (What will be needed to keep character that went through this ice bucked challenge alive?) As a maid she will must (sweep up?) the freezing body from the water in order to not froze into popsicle. But then will come a question: (How to prevent the body from loosing all of his body heat?) How to avert a death of master from hypothermia? Obviously one of the most common solutions has been a (Presence of body heat from another person, and it must be intimidate under the bed blanked.) She realize that she will be the one who will be forced to do that in order to save her master. Because the entire meaning of her threat was to prevent the lewd jokes toward her, she make it actually worse and she finally 'Face-Palm' herself. The trio saw that all this emotional stuff are new to her so for now they dint push any forwards. She tries to escape this unpleasant staring so she ask the kitten for a help. "Young master isn't there any other thing that will be wort of glance? …I mean attention."

The tinny Neko searched his knapsack again and pull out another VHS tape.

[*Movie for family dinner was nominated. The label on VHS says: 'Love stories of certain fox: Fizzi's Episode.' But the word episode was crossed out and rewrite with correction pen, replacing it with 'Arc'. And addition line was: 'AKA, a documentary about: what the fook has happened that time. Editor cut edition - no echi… maybe.'*]

As with the previous name on label, Furtrap was in shock. "Wait. What?"

But the priest smirked viciously. "Well, well, well... Congratulation Fizzi. Now you can say that you romantic life isn't some kind of shame one-shot episode, but it actually aiming to be an entire arc in the story line, spreading through several episodes."

And princess try to (help?) to. "Darling, you shall be honored that you played a significant role in main character story line and helped her to move into another arc. I can assume that the audience of this series will hold you in theirs heart for the rest of the story time. Or at last to the point when they switch the TV story to another title."

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Savii as a (skilled?) maid, gentle claps her hands together in front of her, putting a trade smile on her face. "So that conducts the culture part of the dinner. Another thing that shall be right on schedule is the food itself. Actually I am hungry too and quite sick of that milk product jokes for a Neko's."

The kitten celebrated clapping his paws as she stared into the hot pot, with saliva dropping from her open mount.

Fizzi noticed that someone else is still oblivious of danger around him. "Wait, the crab is…"

But Newdori interrupted him. "You right, the crab is too small for us to feast on him as if it was a main dish. Let's be fair and divide it right now. The claws shall go for Fizzi and kid for they big bay. Legs will go to the shrimp, because the kitten can actually deal with them without a nuisance. The rest shall be divided into four pieces as we siting. This way we can avoid any nuisance."

The girl next to him was remarkably on the same note. "Dud, you are forgetting that this is crab and not a lobster. It will be nuisance no matter how you approach it."

At this point the crab in pot has finally awaken his survival instinct. "Oh hey, the time really flies... I totally forgot that I have soon an appointment on a beach. An entire dance class will be waiting just for me to teach them my dance moves. I cannot afford to let them waiting! Oh no I will be late! So Bye!" It was act of moment, when he swung his body. with an athletic moves suitable to Kung-Fu movies escaped the pot… He swiftly jump down from the table and run the alley between the tables. Instead of risking that the front door dint opens for him, because of his small size and weight, he went to the room at back of the cafe, for the toilet express.

[*The crab has left the dinner.*]

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[Notes, theories, and misleading explanations.]

Hypothermia is a medical emergency that occurs when your body loses heat faster than it can produce heat, causing a dangerously low body temperature. Normal body temperature is around 98.6 F (37 C). Hypothermia (hi-poe-THUR-me-uh) occurs as your body temperature falls below 95 F (35 C). When your body temperature drops, your heart, nervous system and other organs can't work normally. Left untreated, hypothermia can lead to complete failure of your heart and respiratory system and eventually to death. Hypothermia is often caused by exposure to cold weather or immersion in cold water. Primary treatments for hypothermia are methods to warm the body back to a normal temperature.