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Chapter 10 - The Home team II

As the recorded scene ended, Savii stopped the video. It was because the table was covered by silence.

This move was like activation command for Newdori's commentary. "Okay, what the fook just happen? Why everyone there had a weapon? They are kids! Where are we? In some story tale titled as: 'Arms Art Online'? Savii, what are you hiding from us? What is so serious that you refuse to tell us? Have we been sold? And-- this is some kind of sicko games? Are we on some reality show, and some slightly mind deprived over rich smacks betting bits on, who first from us will go mental?"

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Savii manipulated with video controller. "I think a have answer for that." And launched on TV some advertisement related to the arms case.

There was some old bold guy with withe fluffy beard in magical tunic from some fantasy [like Zelda] saying a 'Punch line' in singing voice, while weapon obtaining jingle for a hero echoed on background: "It's dangerous to go alone! So, take this!" And he try handed out something like a (weapon?) to the hero.

As the advertisement finished his message, the red priest redirect his attention onto kitten. "Very nice. Speaking of witch: Event this little one?… Have a gun?"

The little one smiled from ear to ear and start picking up his weapon. At first it looked like he is putting on his back a quite big bag or canister, but that was only the bullets container or magazine for his weapon. Pulling up the weapon itself proved to be a little tricky for the crumb... The little kitten has actually a portable micro Vulcan Minigun and holding that entire thing doubled his original volume. She tried make a test fire to show it out:... But the recoil [kick] from insane rate of fire ('Brrrrrrt!') was so great; that it make him fly back and out of the table. He tried to making a correction by firing at other side of the flight... But that kick only make him fly even more at random direction as he flew over the home airport. Soon... the kitten was finally getting its pawns on it, and flying around on the weapon recoil from side to side. So it sounded as if some 'Warthog' [anti-tank fighter with most powerful minigun] has making low attitude assault overflights. At some moment, the kitten manages to get into control over this flying device. It went to the point, that he manage to levitate in air like with 'jet-pack' using that powerful fire recoil from his weapon aimed straight down. It takes some trials and error for the kitty to land back on the table as some space module or astronaut. And of course after all was done, ignoring the non important property damage, it smiled happily at everyone around him, like she wanted a pat on her head for good performance.

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Fizzi was a little down. "Okay, but that doesn't explain how we get from that…" Pointed at screen and then pointed onto the kitten. "…into this one?"

The old guy TV advertisement echoed again: "It's dangerous to go alone! So, take this!"

The maid on shift, was clearly evading to give them a clear answer. "It's clearly possible that the main mistake on character acting in the record of Fizzi date is; that nobody of you had known: that for foxes, the flirting is actually a normal part of common conversation. And the flirting going to upscale as higher is they place in a hierarchy. Seeing this retrospectively I can see how big shock she received by the clearly mistaken 'honesty' and 'pure friendship' that you showed. There was no questioning that from idiot's perspective: she's probably had already prepared the wedding certificate."

Roxxan and Newdori felt offended, and the girl start first. "Isn't she just a 'system crashed', after she realizes that no one of her grand scheme works? When obviously all of her attempts miss fire so greatly above heads of those, and I quote you darling: 'Idiots'?"

"Yea, I can clearly see that she was just 'play tricks and run'. But this one stunt escalated so quickly out of hands, when the bet was Fizzi's Dignity."

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Furtrap made a light awkward laugh with hint that he gets theirs feelings. "Anyway Savii, you said that I wined the race? Right? So,-- that means, our team wined the competition? What happened after that?"

Savii has jumped a little with excitement. "Excellent, so we can skip the entire race footage. Just give me a moment!" As she operated the controller browsing the video chapter menu on the TV screen, it was more that obvious that skipping this part of story was good for her own interests.

The princess felt that she must reveal the obvious elephant in room. "Soooooo…. Are we truly letting her doing as she pleases, or what? It's clear that she is having too much suspicious side interest, and she is trying too hard to keep us from finding all of her intentions."

Priest also dint like it, but he somehow was on his own investigation. "Yea, yea, and is probably best for us to let it swim that way for a while. But to calm you nerves, I took my opportunity and check her character sheet. Her loyal status toward Fizzi and even her character sheet is now totally messed up. Like if she went to a total different settings. But at last; her loyalty towards this teal-withe 'Casanova' [seducer and lover of women], is the only thing that is maxed out. I don't even want to ask, when a Roxxan became marked as her 'sword art sensei'. But if we want asking the really important question here, then I think that the race was too much important 'cliché' to miss it in this story... And we just SKIPING it entirely?!!"

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Fizzi was going to ask when Newdori even had the time to do the check, and (how?). But he went silent when he remembered him, talking about some ('killing mode') bugs in her programming that's has not been fixed yet. So he must have some way to check her.

But Savii looked (too lively) today. "We had 'faffing about' some side quest for quite of time. The race itself went pretty smoothly: there were only tree serious brawls that included our team; between so many… teams… that had shown on that stadium, for that event. But back to the main focus! If you just let me do my 'job for you', this 'party' on this table, will reach its goal pretty soon. And as I get the delay to reaching the goal is yours main concern. So... According to my calculation, we will be done; in two seasons of weakly episode release, if we will be faffing around." They only manage to yells at her 'What?!!' when she make the 'stop gesture'. "My bad, I realize that joke was terrible. Anyway, here is one important piece of evidence concerning the 'incident' that I mentioned early."

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She presses the play button and on black screen was a subtitle of the next scene: [thwarted robbery].

It was a somehow a TV hot news shot, with reporter on the site of event. The site itself was some back dark alley on stadium and there was a 'crime scene on the place'. The text bar on bottom screen was displaying short information about what this 'TV hot news shot' was about: (Thwarted robbery! Brave girls stopped the savage robbers, risking their lives, staining theirs hands with blood for higher sake.)

On this scene was seen: clearly disoriented Vronica with (What's going on?) question on her face. And clearly still robotic Savii 1.0 in a (questionable sexy track mascot costume). In front of them was a bunch of (corpses?) of defeated enemies who (allegedly disguised?) themselves as mechanics. Or at last it seems like that.

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There was a reporter with tuned voice of commentator that can captivate audience from the first spoken up line. He approached the 'calmer' one from the witnesses. "If you excuse me lady, can you give our audience the short explanation of what was happened here?"

And of course the maid was answering the reporter question in her (normal?) ripped out vending machine way of speech. "They truly… intended… to do something… referring to… stealing… us… Especially… when previously… they had… been so eager… to install… upgrades… on certain carts… that was on race… I dint not know… that to installing them… was sabotaging?… the racers… They say… witnesses… not needed?… Roxxan… finished… most of them…" Camera got centered on her confused companion who got that message, and start desperately waving in denial gesture. So the robo-maid continued. "No… this is Vronica… her twin sister?… Roxxan… is currently… not here… It will be… misleading… to say… she is gone… for pursuit… reasons."

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Reporter turned towards the camera and had its own recapitulation in order to captivate the audience to stay tuned into this 'TV hot news shot'. "Now you heard it yourself. It's questionable what the messages leaved on the floor by the defeated suspects, written with they own blood means. One said: (That joke wasn't funny.) The other has a draw message: (Double face mask.) And the third one write just: 'happy face emoji' divided by 'unhappy face emoji', as some mysterious math formula. The fourth suspect probably tried to write down, who has responsible for (this ungrateful event). But the rest of his message get flooded by his own pond of blood, and it's not readable anymore... What all of those hints mean?... Have this incident in back dark alley, some connection to the mysterious malfunction of some karts on today race? One of them exploded heavily. The other don't wanted to slow down... Or we have stumped on something that have it roots in fistfights that occurred today?... We don't know… But do not despair!... The unexpected heroes of the day, can be found anywhere. Like the mysterious miss Roxxan, who protect her tween sister from the shadows. Still on action! Still on watch out! Where will the next hero strike at next?... Stay tuned, to learn more!"

The moment when the reporter finished his shot, a pair of police officer showed behind him and raise they hands on reporters shoulders. "That's a great story theory indeed, and an excellent detective work. But now I want know, how you always get on the crime site before us!"

"You have a lot to explain about how's (your connection) to all of this."

As the reporter struggle to state: 'That they cannot silence the voice of journalism!', the video have ended.

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Current Savii 2.0 has her cheeks stained by light blush. "Oh my, it was really embarrassing to be on front of camera. Especially, when it was so disrupting theme... in terms of public safety."

Of course Newdori has always some commentary. "Yea, yea… Will this have some point? Because It seems to me that they were some 'random passerby' who clearly mistake an 'Eagle and Hawk' [pride royal and savage guard] for 'Hen and Dodo' [coward and dummy] as they tried pick up the 'Chicks on corner'."

That of course hit the right button on Vronica. "You must be a really big hit between ladies... as a scratcher for shoes [sole platform]."

The teal-withe one sees a raising upset in those two and tries to talk to them. "Common friends, we cannot lose our sense for adventure when we are so close, to actually start to understand what going on."

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Savii in her current state of evolution seemed a little upset herself about that nicknaming. "About that…." And she play next video.

It was another reportage with title on bottom screen saying: (High chase on famous go-cart track. Winners or losers?)

Of course there was that reporter, and this time he tried to get interview with the couple siting on bench with the paper bags on their heads. This pair was obviously Fizzi and Kurama and they shoulders were heavy from frustration in remembering at the embarrassment on the track. It has been hard to tell if they are actually glad for the bags or they are petrified from another level of the embarrassment being on TV. Maybe they hopped that he will give up and go away.

But as he turn back to the camera he had his summary. "Here you see it folks! The actors of the hot pursuit are alive but devastated from the horrible experience of furiously fast action. They were not been able to stop their runaway metal stallion. The incident itself occurred when the companies of both teams returned to the track, to give honor to the track and race spirits. The leaders wanted to show a sportsmanship and symbolically do the wining lap together on the same go-cart. But the friendly drive was soon turned into loosed speed action to the point that no one was able to help them. There was some unsuccessful attempts. The salvation for the duo, arrived with the team of specials forces driving on a helicopter. They finally subdued that metal horse on loose into obedience. It's not clear if there is connection between those suspicious accidents' that happened on today event. But the officers declare that they will investigate this matter, and they will get to the roots of 'what's going on'. Stay tuned!" with his punch line (Stay tuned!) the reportage video ended.

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[*The Party realize that something was lurking in shadows.*]

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[Notes, theories, and misleading explanations.]

A-10 warthog - is low attitude craft designated to destroy armored targets, its main automated canon weapon is 6 m long (barrel 2,3m+) galling system. Shooting 30mm controversy ammunition on 4200 rounds/m at distance 1,2 km.

Faffing about - to spend your time doing a lot of things that are not important instead of the thing that you should be doing.

The Dodo - (Raphus cucullatus) is an extinct flightless bird that was endemic to the island of Mauritius, east of Madagascar in the Indian Ocean. It was one meter in height and with weight of 25 kg. The main point of his extension was that he dint had natural predator, and by that dint fear new roommates. Humans with guns/ muskets that liquidate the population of Dodo's nearly in one generation. It wasn't even that tasty. The joke here is they mistake Dodos curiosity of 'WTF is that walking ape with stick' for being 'stupid' or 'stupidly unaware of danger'. Like many misunderstand Savii.