//Trigger warning: sensitive words that may be -phobic.//
Lan Lingxiao was dead!
Or at least, he knew he was going to die soon looking down at the knife plunged deep into his chest. Lan Lingxiao coughed and wheezed, gasping for air as a warm bubbly feeling rose to his mouth. A metallic taste spread on his tongue as screams ensued around him.
"A man was stabbed! Call 999! He saved a girl from getting stabbed!"
A highschool girl was crying obnoxiously loud into his ear. "Thank you-uuwuu- fow protecting meee T-thank y-youuwu-"
Lan Lingxiao at this moment felt very regretful. For one, because he really did not save anyone! He really was minding his own business but was pushed from behind on the busy street! It was just his luck that he was pushed into the path of a knife!
And second, a raunchy BL webtoon was still open on his phone!
"N-no-" Lan Lingxiao reached out weakly towards his phone, desperate to reach it and turn it off!
The brain-dead highschool girl however, grasped his hand and hugged it close to her chest. "T-thank you savior! Thank you fow saving meee uwuuuu~ TT^TT Your heroic act, I will remember it forever!"
No you-! "*Cough* *cough* *Ahheuk-!" Blood continued to spill out of his mouth, filling his throat and lungs, preventing him from speaking out loud.
The girl's deathgrip also wouldn't let him move his hand. Such an aggravating situation would truly make anyone puke blood with anger!
Perhaps it was the bloodloss. Perhaps it was the loss of oxygen. Or perhaps it was a heart-attack from anger. But one thing for sure was that Lan Lingxiao passed away that day, and his family was given a memorial award from the national police in recognition of their son's heroic sacrifice to save the president's daughter.
The phone was discovered by a passing fujoshi and kicked into the sewers in secret to join him in rotten heaven.
Lan Lingxiao peered up into the wide sky. Could this be the end? Or a new beginning? What sort of new journey did the universe have in store for him? Closing his eyes, he drifted gently into the darkness, letting the energy of the universe take him to his destiny.
. . .
B@$#?\!!! What sort of abrupt ending is this is?!?!
Abruptly, he started thrashing around mid-air, aggrieved at his own situation. Had he known that he would abruptly die before even reaching the ripe age of 24, he definitely would not have spent it daydreaming!
Everyday, he would study and study and study. Thinking that after obtaining his PhD he would definitely be highly sought after in the gay community! This was the excuse that Lan Lingxiao told himself after being rejected 20 times while being told that he was not manly enough because of his scrawny figure!!
[Ding! Greetings host. I am a system. Would you like to bind with me and be reincarnated into your next life?]
Eh? What is this? A system? Could it be that dangerous system that he had read about recently which sucks out the life, fate, or satisfaction points out of their host and makes them puppets in order to power this grand scheme in another dimension?
Well… whatever it could be and whatever price Lan Lingxiao would have to pay he is already dead. No matter the consequences he would let the protagonist handle it! He just wants to live!
"Yes! Bind!"
With this Lan Lingxiao can successfully lead a fulfilling life in his next life! Regardless of the type of system, they have all been golden fingers which allowed their host to become OP. The big buff body he had always dreamed of attaining is no longer unattainable!
[Ding! Congratulations host! You have successfully binded the Ero-Ero Steamy S*x with Shouta-kun<3 System!]
…
"The what system?"
[... Ero-Ero Steamy S*x with Shouta-kun<3 System!]
. . .
"T*F*! I did not want you to actually repeat it!"
[Ding! Command registered]
Lan Lingxiao stared into the dark abyss wondering just what kind of trouble he has gotten himself into. More than a couple minutes passed in utter silence and complete darkness, and Lan Lingxiao eventually ran out of patience.
"Oi, just how long is this transportation to my next life gonna take? And why aren't you explaining anything to me?"
[You can be transported at any time you wish. Also, I cannot give you answers if you haven't asked any questions. No matter how good the housewife, she cannot make a meal if she doesn't have rice. What do you think I am? God?]
A nerve within Lan Lingxiao's head snapped when he realized he not only binded to a very sus system, but this system also had sass! Triple S! For this moment on I will call the system Xiǎo Sī because it sounds like the "S" in english! He took a deep breath to calm his nerves accepting that it was indeed his mistake to assume that the Ero-Ero system, Xiao Si, would still act normally like other systems in the novels he read.
"Alright, I'm sorry for assuming anything. I would like to go to my next life right now."
[Ding! Calibrating transport.]
"Oh right I forgot to ask. What is my next life going to be?"
[Your consciousness will be bound to the body that best fits your mentality in order to prevent regection. I cannot predict which body you will be bound to until the calibrations of transport finish]
"I see…"
Just what kind of useless system did Lan Lingxiao bind to? He doesn't even know which body he will be bound to.
"Then… what kind of world will it be?"
[The next world is the universe of the last media you have read]
Why does Lan Lingxiao have a bad feeling about this? His eyebrows scrunched in contemplation as he thought about the last thing he read. It couldn't be… The whole day during his free time he would read his current favorite novel which was an interstellar cultivation sci-fi military novel. However just before he was stabbed he finished the latest chapter, got bored, and was reading a random quick-transmigration Ero BL webtoon.
Dread lines appeared on his face and his skin was slowly turning pale.
"Is that why I binded to you? I could have been bound to an awesome gold-finger action system but instead I was bound to a perverted system like you?"
[What pervert system?! This grand daddy got such a ridiculous system name because of you! Before binding you I was just a regular newly born system! If anyone is perverted it would be you, you darn fag!]
"Who are you calling fag? Pervert!
[You! I'm calling you a fag! *humph*]
"Well-...." That's actually fair because he is indeed a fag. Not even just a regular fag but a completely rotten one!
[Ding! Calibration complete. Initiating transport of fag host to World "Ero-Ero Steamy S*x with Shouta-kun<3"]
[Ayo- No wonder my name turned out that way. The literature you read is like that.]
". . . I'm sorry."
[Hm. I dont forgive you.]
Lan Lingxiao felt a suction force pull him from his navel and he blanked out for a while as tho falling asleep. When he regained his consciousness, he couldn't open his eyelids because they were so heavy.
He also tried moving around but he felt very restricted. He also couldn't breathe but wasn't drowning.
"System, help! What is happening?"
[You are being transported]
"What?! I never heard of transmigration being so pain-!"
[Ding! System used 'Silence Punishment'x1 Duration: 10 mins. Reason: To maintain a pristine condition of the system's mental health in order to continue serving host for a long time.]
?!?!
What kind of crazy system did Lan Lingxiao bind to? He must have destroyed an entire country in his past life to have the luck of binding a system like this!