Lan Lingxiao slowly grew into consciousness. He slowly blinked but whether his eyes were open or closed, there was hardly a difference in the darkness of the room.
Where on earth? He though grogily, still lightheaded from waking up. Moving his arms, he felt a rough cloth drag along his skin.
Pushing away what was presumably a blanket, Lan Lingxiao sat up, still attempting to see a glimpse of the room he was in despite the consuming darkness.
"Xiao Si? Are you there?" He called out.
"System?"
[Ding! Your system, Ero-Ero Steamy S*x with Shouta-kun<3, is back online. Responding to host. Yes I am here.]
Lan Lingxiao released a breath of relief hearing the familiar sound of the system.
"Where am I? And is there a way for me to see where I am?"
[You are in the bedroom of the avatar you have occupied. Activating Night Vision lvl 1, 5% visibility.]
Lan Lingxiao felt as though a thin string of light passed in front of his eyes and he was able to vaguely make out objects around half a meter from his face. He analyzed this by moving his hand in front of his eyes and noticed that if he stretched his arm out, his hand would merge into the darkness no longer being visible.
With this newgained sight, Lan Lingxiao slowly moved around and got off the bed. He stepped on the gound with his arms stretched forward, and glided his feet on the floor to advance forward.
With this kind of visibility he might as well have been completely blind.
"Is there no way to increase my visibility?"
[You can, but you need to upgrade the skill. Upgrade to lvl 2 will cost 100 points. You currently have 0 points. You are rewarded some points after opening the beginner package, but I do not recommend using those precious points on something stupid like night vision. Host, Jiayou!]
This little! Lan Lingxiao didn't know whether to be irritated by such a system, but thinking about it Xiao Si was not at fault. He was even trying to help him by giving him such advice.
After wondering about in the dark for the while and reaching a wall, Lan Lingxiao started moving along the wall to find the door and hopefully a light switch next to the door!
After all lightswitches are usually installed next to the door. Finding a part of the wall that seemed to have a border, this was probably a door!
Low and behold he was soon able to find the light switch and finally illuminate the room. The sudden exposure to light slightly hurt his eyes, but he was relieved that he was finally able to see.
Looking around, there was only one thought that came to his mind. Absolute Poverty! Just what kind of character did he possess?
Of course he felt some remorse at stealing the body and life of this person, but he was a selfish person. He would feel pity on the person he stole from, but given the choice he would take the life of a stranger in exchange for his own. It was not like he had some kind of heart of a saint.
The room was a mess. Empty food packaging, empty cans and bottles of drinks, and dirty laundry littered the floor with other sorts of clutter littered about.
There were tons of posters and shelves filled to the brim with bishouned anime figures. Suddenly a thought ran through his mind which brough him despair.
Reaching towards his chest he found two large mounds of soft squishy flesh!
"Quick! Just whose body did I enter?"
[Host can view your body's profile by opening your status menu. Just say status.]
"Status!"
[Ding!]
A blue holographic screen appeared in front of his eyes like something from a game.
[Name: Unnamed
Gender: Alpha Male
Strength: 135
Intelligence: 86
Charm: 48
Luck: 150
Finance: CNY 55,480.00]
[Initiating inheritance installation…]
[Name: Lan Lingxiao
Gender: Alpha Male
Strength: 135/420
Intelligence: 135/420
Charm: 69/240]
Luck: 0
Finance: CNY 55,480.00]
. . .
Nice
"What do these numbers mean and what was that inheritance that happened?"
[Sigh… These numbers are a quantified measurement of your qualities that have been adjusted to a range that you are familiar with. Inheritance is a cross-inherittance between you and your new avatar's stats. For reference the average human would have a score of 90-110, 130 are superior, and 70 are extremely inferior. The number on the right represents the maximum stats that you can achieve. The stats have been undated after the avatar acquired your face and name as the original avatar had neither.]
"So I can achieve 420 strength and intelligence? Isn't that super-human already?"
[Yes. These are super-human stats that can be achieved after you enter the worlds that require these stats.]
I see. Wait… Does that mean that his' beautiful face was only worth 9 points?! That means that even with his added beauty, his face was still stupid? Not only that, but his luck completely disappeared!
At least he is still male.
But if he is male why does he have these huge mounds on his chest? Could the original avatar possibly be trans?
Looking around the room in a panic, he couldn't find a single mirror, but there was the computer screen that he could use!
Looking at himself through the mirror he was able to get a clearer view of himself which made him notice the proportions of his own body.
He definitely… Looked like snorlax! In fact he could barely see his face buried under his chubby cheeks. His eyes were almost squinting with how large his face was. And he could not find where his upper body ended and lower body started.
Lan Lingxiao was definitely obese. But instead of rolls of fat that would make him look like Muk the pok*mon, he was bloated in shape like a balloon but still very squishy. He was literally a human snorlax!
"You are lying to me! If I am this obese, then how is my strength still 135? It doesn't make sense."
[This is because the host's original body in indeed slightly above average in strength. Have you heard of sumo wrestlers? Your body is like that. Otherwise, how would the host be able to perform his original purpose within the main story?]
"What do you mean original purpose?"
Lan Lingxiao was incredulous at this newfound information. He was glad that he was still considered healthy, but he felt something akin to impending doom.
[In order for the host to continue living in this body indefinitely, you must fullfill the original role of the body you resided in.]
"Eh? But didn't you say that this body originally had no name and no face? Doesn't that mean I'm a background character?"
[Of course not. Did you forget the plot of the last story you read?]
"Non-sense. There was no plot in 'that', it was only sex."
[Exactly.]
. . .
This… Dread and despair flooded through Lan Lingxiao as he was processing just what kind of character he transmigrated into.
"Didn't you previously say that I will be bound to the body that best fits my mentality?"
[Yes]
…Something akin to a feeling worse than dread spread through his body making him shiver coldly and he looked pitifully up at the air, imagining that Xiao Si was there.
"Can you please tell me the original role of my body?"
[The host's current main mission is to have sexual intimacy with the Omega MC of this world]
Doesn't this mean that his mentality suits the body of a shouta predator who was into ****, ******* ****, **** *****, * ***, and ***-***? Absolutely not!
"There is no way that I would be on the same level as such trash!!!"
[You read it didn't you?]
. . . Lan Lingxiao was cinging inwardly from the realization that he might indeed be such trash!
"So the reason my body has such strength is because-"
[For vigorous and long-lasting papapa.]
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