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Chapter 34 - Chapter 31 - Hellish Training for Dummies

"T....The hell?.... Fuck....my head...."

Puck was awoken by the feeling of something wet dripping onto his face and a unfamiliar weight on his chest.

"Got damnit....I must've been knocked out again.... It's sad how used to this feeling I've become...." He let out a small groan as he finally opened his eyes....

Only for his breath to get caught in his throat.

For, instead of the familiar luminescent ceiling of the hospital that he had gotten used to....

He came nose to nose with what looked like a dog...if you could even call it that.

It's fur was so dark that it made it hard to discern it from the surrounding void.

But was plain as day, was the six glowing red blood red eyes that stared back into Puck's own.

And the liquid that was falling on his face?

Yeah, that was the blood red liquid that fell from the beast's ominously grinning maw.

Not to mention the fact that it was the size of a Siberian tiger, no wonder why his chest felt so heavy.

This thing was something out of a nightmare!

Though, Puck didn't seem to notice the fact that the creature's large tail was wagging happily.

"Hey! C'mon, Backsterville! I know you wanna play, but he doesn't! You'll scare him half to death!" The same voice from before exclaimed, causing the creature to look in the direction the voice came from, a whimper escaping it's still grinning maw as it's ears flatten against it's head.

The newly named, "Backsterville", begrudgingly stood up off Puck's chest, letting him up to see who just saved him from being licked to death by that demonic canine.

....Only to come face to face with Dark, who was currently using a gargantuan sized black dragon as a couch.

"It's about time you woke up! I was starting to get bored! You were out for 3 hours, not like it matters." He said with one of his patented chuckles.

Puck let out a small pained hiss as he clutched his head. "Oh.... It's you again.... The hell do you want?" He asked in an annoyed tone, only to get a small chuckle in response.

"Oh c'mon now~! There's no need for that attitude! Is that anyway you treat the god that saved your life~?" Dark said with a slight mischievous purr to his tone.

Puck simply gave him a glare as he slowly got to his feet, wobbling a bit. "Saved my life?! Do you know the hell I have to go through now?! Every day it's the same thing! I can barely go to sleep at night with all the shi-...."

Puck's words died in his throat as he quickly realized the situation he was in.

He was still stuck in the same black void as before, but now there was a lot more depth to it.

The first thing he took note of, however, was the army of black creatures that seemed to surround Dark's throne.

All staring down the intruder that dared to talk down to their master.

Let's just say....

If looks could kill....

Puck would probably be fine, since most of the looks he was receiving were ones of pure curiosity.

Puck was soon pulled from his thoughts as a hand landed on his shoulder.

"Man! You sure have a short attention span! Don'tcha?! Now focus! I brought you here to my little slice of paradise for a reason....to train of course!" Dark exclaimed with a wide grin, throwing his arms out to the side as he gestured to the "land" around him.

Paradise? Yeah right.

That was definitely not the word Puck would use to describe the hellish landscape he found himself in.

Remember that black void he was in? Yeah, he was still in one....

It's just that now someone decided to add some trees and grass to the mix.

The grass was white, however, and the trees were crimson red with white leaves that were blowing in a nonexistent wind.

Puck could see the red tips to a few hills in the distance, and the sky had a single, huge, blood red moon in it.

So to call this place a paradise....

That'd be a huge overstatement.

"This place looks like a teen emo's wet dream." Puck said with a small snort.

Dark simply chuckled in response. "Thanks! It's not usually like this, but the kids love it~!" He exclaimed while stroking Backsterville's head lovingly.

It was weird seeing such a demonic looking dog look like a puppy while being petted....

But that wasn't even half as strange as some of the other creatures Puck was currently starring at.

The first group to catch Puck's eyes were four black feral wolves that seemed to be the leaders of the forces. One had a humongous grin gracing his maw that rivaled Dark's own, he had pitch black eyes with sharp red slits for pupils but set him apart from the others was the fact that those same eyes were located all over his body and even in his shadow. The next one looked very cool calm and collected, he has pure white eyes with blue slits, every time he breathed it seemed like the world got colder as a frigid fog escaped his maw, he also wore a white mask on the side of his head and a humongous scroll on his back. Standing beside him was a relatively normal looking one with fierce glowing yellow eyes with sharp black slits....and he had a giant black sword gripped tightly in his maw and multiple copies floating at his sides at all times. The last one was a more feminine looking one with a white mask covering the top part of her face and muzzle from view, only revealing two floating purple orbs for eyes, she had each element coming out of her paws and tail, along with a necklace showing an eclipsed sun around her neck. They all stood there silently, awaiting their orders as the other warriors finally arrived.

The next was a much larger group of what could be misjudged as court jesters. They were much larger in comparison to the normal humans (standing at a monstrous height that varied between 7-8 feet). They had masquerade masks on their faces, long arms nearly dragging the ground as they hunched, no midsections, and sat there like puppets with their strings cut, though one would shake as if they were laughing from time to time.

The group after that were much smaller in comparison to their siblings. They were what looked like shadow humans with cat ears and feral felines, in what looked like black nurse uniforms with red crosses on them. They didn't have any facial features save for their glowing green and blue orbs they had for eyes.

The last group was that of ancient samurais with their usual intimating masks depicting demons. They didn't have any eyes at all, leaving only dark abysses for eye sockets, though a red orb would sometimes appear in one of their eyes every now and again. There were also shadow ninjas, soldiers, knights, riflemen, dragons, Phoenixes, large Fenrirs and nine tailed foxes the size of dinosaurs, and even giants. All standing behind Dark, awaiting his commands.

The number and size of some of the creatures took his breath away.

"If these things were to ever invade earth...." Puck thought to himself with a hard gulp.

"That would never happen! Cause these guys aren't made for war! Or for even small skirmishes! Hell! You couldn't even use these guys as a threat or deterrent!" Dark suddenly spoke up, appearing from behind Puck, causing him to jump a bit.

"Fuck! Stop doing tha-.... Wait a minute.... What do you mean?" He asked, tilting his head questioningly.

Completely ignoring the fact that Dark pretty much just read his mind.

"These guys all look....well.... Monstrous!" Puck exclaimed.

Dark scoffed at this. "Monstrous?! These guys?! Pfft.... Lemme make something clear bud...."

Dark closed his eyes, interlocking his fingers behind his back as he began to slowly walk past his "army of shadows".

"These guys are just some of my many adoring children.... And your training partners!" The dark god suddenly exclaimed with a grin, turning to face Puck.

"W-Wait! What?!"

"Yeup~! My army's a thousand times bigger than this! And they're made to annihilate not fight battles! You'll be learning to control your newfound power here in the safety and comfort of my dimension!.... Oh! And don't worry! Time moves even slower here than it does in dungeons! You can't take all the time in the world~~!" He said with a wide viscous sneer splitting his face before vanishing into thin air before Puck could say anything.

Puck reached his hand forward in a futile way to get Dark to wait, only for his hand to be grabbed by a smaller, more delicate, and black hand.

Puck came face to face with one of the many feminine looking shadow shoulders.

He gulped as the feminine creature interlocked her fingers with his own.

He gave a small friendly wave with his free hand, his brain still trying to cope with what's about to happen to him.

The shadow soldier simply gave him an eye smile, tilting her head to the side before promptly lifting her arm, sending Puck flying with it into the distance....

Where he landed in the middle of all the Shadow soldiers in a huge crater.

"....Fuck...."

To be continued~

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End Chapter 31~