Beep! Beep! Beep!
Man, I hate that stupid alarm.
I reflexively turned it off with a huge thunk and I might have mistakenly broken it. Again! Hmph! Serves it right for making so much noise early in the morning.
And I ain't gonna apologize to it either for making so much noise.
Now.
Okay, just a few more moments of sleep and I'll be up for the day.
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.
Or not.
Shit.
Why?
Who in the absolute fuck created school? I mean just who?
Even our creator didn't do it, so who?
And why?
Isn't school just an ingenious plot thought up by our "wise" ancestors so that we, the new generation, can waste our youth in books since those old geezers never had any fun to begin with even in their prime.
Hah, I can't believe even until now, everyone is still dumb enough to still realize that we are being misled into wasting our youth, I hate IT!
I woke up, just looked at my bed and well, you know, I just prepared it casually as I normally do by spreading only the bedcover on top and we're good to go. They say first and foremost appearances are the best form of hygiene which is the only reason why I prepare my bed v-e-r-y n-e-a-t-l-y in my own spick and span way.
This is just me, don't copy me.
I'm ingenious I know.
Even if my culture is not welcome in society.
Afterwards, I went to brush my teeth and supposedly prepared my own breakfast and lunch altogether.
The reason why I prepare my meals all alone is because I stay alone in this huge dump house. Well, not particularly huge since it has only two floors.
I admit it's a normal house and not a huge one but for a person living alone ,IT IS HUGE DUMP HOUSE and unfortunately…
I'm the dump.
How graciously nice for me.
My mother passed away when I was born so I never got to experience what having a mother feels like therefore my father is the only one who takes good care of me and the reason for our perpetual separation is simple.
As a pilot, my father doesn't have any time to rest home…
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That is all.
Anyways, I finished my breakfast, and then set off to… school. How normal this sequence has become.
As I walked to school, people often gave me nefarious gazes as some sort bad omen but other than that, in normal circumstances, I'm your average normal backdoor kind of average background character you would find anywhere and easily replaceable in any type of cliché society.
I don't even know why I attract attention.
"Hey, Sakurai!!!" Someone called out to me and I know that voice anywhere.
"Sup!" I replied as I waved my hand.
"Bro. Cat got your tongue."
"Just what the hell is that supposed to mean."
"It means….", I had already started to move out of the way so as to escape the looming threat which was right in front of me every morning but anyways, he accurately punched me vertically right on top of my head, which causes me to have slight headaches sometimes.
Damn it now I'm getting dizzy. So I put both of my hands on top of my head as if to soothe the pain. I'll make sure I'll pay you back double for this, Mitsuki.
"Argh! Damnit! What was that for damnit!" I felt a little baseless rage again.
Today.
"That was meant so that you could snap out of it!"
"Just what do you mean! I'm all here!" Now I'm going repay you threefold bastard.
Meet Mitsuki Aoyama. One of my best friends. He has a tendency to punch me every time he gets an opportunity and every morning is one of those opportunities and I do find it pretty annoying sometimes. Scratch that. EVERYTIME! But don't worry even I got used to it which creeps me out.
Don't worry, he's no bully.
He's just… a gorilla.
So I kind of understand.
He has a gorilla-like face and build which is so blah blah blah… Sigh, I hate describing guys but the point is his physique far outmatches mine and most people in school if not all meaning even if I want to return all the pain that he caused me, I cannot because I don't have the necessary strength to beat his ass.
Moreso, I think people treat him more harshly that they do to me so I can kind of get how we got to be friends. He's ugly scary alright! And I mean it with both words!
Both of us make up an unpleasant duo which was formed due to being outcasts.
"You were only here? You pipsqueak. Your mind was definitely somewhere else."
"Who are you, my father?"
"Eww yuck, not in a million years kid. I wouldn't want to have a son in which I know with a dog, I'd be living a more comfortable life."
Just learn to speak in a way in which is easy for all of us to understand, would you? Even if you have brawn for brains.
"Look whose talking, I bet I'm much more better than you in terms of physical appearance."
"In your dreams man. There's no way people would choose a puny existence like you whilst ignoring these sexy muscles." He said whilst showing out his muscles.
'That's dis-'
Never mind.
Horrors even pale in comparison to what I am witnessing right now.
"If they are as sexy as you say then go and get acquainted with that girl and if you make her your girlfriend then I'd be willing to even become your dog!" I pointed at a random girl going to our school.
And at that retort, he tensed up. Got him.
"I'm different from the likes you who fall in love almost immediately!"
"What are you talking about, I don't fall in love that fast."
"You say that but you have been rejected twice already. Or am I wrong."
"Well, I just didn't do it right both times…" I mumbled.
"Hey, are you trying to escape. If you are that better than me, then stop being a coward and go get acquainted with that girl! Fine change of plans. Don't make her your gf. Just get her number."
"…"
"Hmph! I knew it, you have no balls." I remarked with a triumphant smirk on my face.
"You really want to see me get a girlfriend that badly before you. Hah, that's easy peasy. Fine, I'll gladly show you how inferior you are to this sublime ultimate sexiness!"
Sublime what?
Soon after he said that, he walked right to where the girl was who was chatting happily with her friends in a group of three. I knew it he had brawn for brains.
He approached the three girls walking with the pace of a snail, sometimes hesitating to take the next step forward like a chameleon.
He glanced at me for the last time before continuing on his stupi-
Eh…
His rizz.
'He-he-he. This is NOT going be fun.'
I mused myself staring at this awkwardly brilliant situation. And right at this particular moment....
"What's he doing?" I heard a male voice approaching me asking that.
"Care to take a guess!" I said with a devilish grin still written all over my face. He exhaled dejectedly as he said….
"You guys never change, do you?"
"Is that supposed to be my fault? How exactly would you deal with someone who hits you everyday like a punching bag?"
He exhaled dejectedly again.
Oh, Senki.
The tired Senki.
Meet Senki Morishi. One of my other best friends and the normal guy just like me except for his brilliant mind.
Damn it, I hate saying that. He has a stern expression which rudely compliments everything and by everything I mean everything. To make sure the rudeness gets spot on, he wears glasses and particularly the one who keeps both of us in check if we go overboard.
Which we always do by the way.
Comparing us three on a pedestal, he's the most popular.
Or should I say, more popular?
I'm not jealous that he at least has girls he interacts with, but the thing which annoys me the most is that he won't be getting anywhere with them.
Reason for that may be because he isn't interested in romance or that's what he tells us but I can tell.
I don't know how, it's just that I can tell behind that mask is sternness is someone we don't truly. And with that, our circle of three has been concluded.
"""Eeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!""" I heard three screams in unison.
And with my success, I couldn't help but grin even further!
A moment later, I saw our proud brawn-man running towards us his face devoid any color whatsoever.
'I knew you couldn't do it. So much for sublime sexiness, Your Sublimeness.'
"SAKURAI, YOU!". He said as he approached me at full speed.
'Wait, What did I do?'
False that.
So obviously, it didn't work out. You see, his gorilla face and huge body scare the shits out of men and women alike and I'm glad I don't have that kind of spotlight.
He didn't even have the time to half-heartedly confess since all the broads had shun him away.
Ooops! I almost forgot. I should run away before things get nasty.
And with that I ran away until I was within the proximity of protection of the school rules.