Jay drove the truck back to the area that they had stopped at and damn near had to drag Andrew out of the truck and into the Jungle Swamp.
"Jay! That ape is a monster! He'll beat you up!" Andrew cries, but Jay ignored his warnings, confident in his own abilities.
"Come on little fella, no he won't." Jay assures as he now carried Andrew in his arms through a cloud of bugs and other large flying creatures.
After treading quite a bit through the jungle swamp, Jay and Andrew finally reach the village where the Munkie Kang and all the monkey villagers lived their little monkey lives doing who knows what and why. It wasn't hard to determine where the Munkie Kang resided after entering the village as Jay immediately spots the largest hut around. It sat cradled in the branches of a tree, like someones hand holding out a crystal ball. A wood plank walkway suspended by vines and ropes led the way up the tree and to the entrance of the large hut which was booming with noise of all kinds. Jay dragged Andrew up to the hut, who pleaded for him to change his mind and take the loss, but Jay had too much pride and was not going to let anyone have the privilege of calling him a coward.
Jay barges into the hut and they are blasted with a surprising wave of cool, non humid air, as well as the splendid aroma of bananas. They were also hit with loud music and hollering as the monkeys continued to party, shoving bananas in their mouths and throwing the peelings at each other. The Munkie Kang himself sat at his elaborate throne where he munched on bananas and was fanned with large fauna by his loyal monkeys.
They didn't seem to notice Jay and Andrew standing there until Jay stomps his boot and grunts. Suddenly, all the monkeys stop in mid motion and the Munkie Kang finally acknowledges his unwanted guests.
"What yaw want?" The Munkie Kang burps.
"We want are money back." Jay says firmly.
"I ain't got no money", The Munkie Kang laughs, "yaw in the wrong place."
"Those bananas you got there?" Jay points at the crates of bananas stacked nearby, "That's our money, mister monkey man, and yer going to give it all back."
The Munkie Kang laughs hysterically as did his monkey minions.
"You think you just gonna walk into my hut and start hollering demands at the kang?!" The Munkie Kang shouts. "Do you know who the fuck I am?! What's in the monkey kangs hut, belongs to the kang!"
The hut erupts into noise as all the monkeys jump around in confirmation of his words.
"You got ma money and this little fella's phone thing", Jay says once the noise simmered down, "so I won't hesitate to whoop some monkey butt and tear this jungle thing up!"
The Munkie Kangs face turned to serious.
"Oh, so yaw want yaw stuff back?…and you think you hard? Aite, I see you. Whoop me in a wrestling match, and I'll give you your bananers back." The Munkie Kang says.
"Yer on, monkey man!" Jay accepts.
"Jay, you're really going to wrestle with that ape?" Andrew says timidly, "that thing is huge!"
"Back in my day, I wrestled the largest, baddest muthufuckin guys you ever seen! Big Show, Kane, Andre, Hogan..." Jay lists the names of some of his most honorable matches.
"It's not your day anymore, and this is a wild animal!" Andrew pleads.
"Hey! I wrestled bigfoot! The real king of wild animals! I may have took somewhat of a loss, mistakes were made, but that doesn't mean I can't still whoop some ass!" Jay says as they follow the monkeys through the hut. Soon they were in a large arena outside of the hut in a higher part of the treetop and there awaited the jungle swamp wrestling ring.
All the monkeys take their spots around the ring and cheered while the Munkie Kang leaps inside, beating his chest and howling.
Jay enters the ring with his shirt off and begins stretching all his limbs.
A sexy lady monkey walks around the ring with a sign in the air as they readied for the biggest wrestling match to occur in the jungle swamp in years...