Meanwhile, back at Doggonit Transport Terminal….
Jimmie walks into the DM office to all kinds of wailing and screeching for some reason.
"What in doggone heck is going on in here?!" Jimmie shouts through all the chaos.
Tyree and Fred were standing over Judy who was rolling around on the floor, her hands grabbing at her crotch aggressively.
"Give it to me Tyree!" Judy shouts. She was also making some uncomfortable moaning noises, noises that one would do in the bedroom.
"Give you what? I don't know what you want!" Tyree says.
"Judy?" Jimmie calls. "What's wrong? What are you doing?"
"Jimmie!" Judy grabs Jimmie by the collar and pulls him to her face. "Go put on that Sasquatch costume and DO ME!"
Jimmie retracts in shock.
"You're out your doggone mind woman! What did you have to drink?" Jimmie says.
"Sasquatch costume?" Tyree asks in confusion.
"Jimmie was bigfoot about two halloweens ago." Fred answers.
"Go put on that Sasquatch costume now!" Judy demands.
"Hold her down and keep her still!" Jimmie orders Tyree and Fred and takes a closer look at Judy's body, examining every inch of her to see if he could spot something off. From the looks of it, first thing he notices is her skin color. It was a grayish color, which was beyond odd. Then he notices her eyes, they were glossy and her iris' were pink. Her hair was also strung out as if she had just rolled out of bed. But what really caught his attention was two tiny puncture holes on her left ankle. Jimmie grabs Judy's leg to get a closer look at the wounds and rubs his chin as he delved into thought.
"Something must've bit her." Jimmie says as she thrashed about.
"Like what? A spider?" Fred says.
"I'm not sure..." Jimmie looks around the DM office.
Meanwhile, Sally was on edge about her missing strand of hair. She tore up her office looking for her, but she was nowhere to be found. She goes next door to Stevano's office and without knocking barges in and is horrified at what she sees. With deep, heavy breaths, she starts up a scream but holds it in at the sight of Stevano, his pants were at his ankles and a banana was in his mouth. He was tugging at his groin, his head shaking side to side as he grunts and gobbles the banana. She spots what looked like a strand of hair laying under some folders and papers on his desk and hurries over to it. Upon flipping the folders and shit out of the way, she finds that it was just a wig that was the same color as her hair. Sally grunts in disappointment. At the same time, Stevano holds up a tire thumper at her.
"Can you stick this in my ass, Sally?" Stevano says gently, "Please?"
Sally gasps and snatches the tire thumper, but instead of fulfill his request, she whacks it over his head, knocking him out onto the floor.
Sally hurries out into the hallway and down the hall towards the ladies room after realizing that her hair loved water and moisture, and what better place to find water and moisture in a building than in the ladies room?
Inside the ladies room, Nancy had just entered a stall ready to pee, not knowing or noticing that something lurked in the toilet bowl right under her ass. Just before she was going to let loose her bladder, something slimy and wet enters her body making her scream.
"What the fuck?!" Nancy gets up from the toilet and looks inside. There was nothing, and that was because whatever was in the toilet was now in her body. Nancy grabs her stomach as something made its way further into her gut. She starts to panic but before she could get erratic, suddenly, something snaps her into some kind of trance. Her face goes blank, her eyes turn pink, and her skin turns slightly gray.
Sally bursts into the ladies room.
"Come here baby girl!" Sally calls, "I need you to come back to mommy!"
Nancy appears out of one of the stalls in zombie like fashion and drags her feet towards Sally.
"Nancy?" Sally says with concern. "Oh shit..."
Nancy mumbled something but it was unintelligible. Once she got close enough to Sally, she puts her arm around her, bringing her body close and began rubbing her face against Sally's.
"Sally..." Nancy whispers, "I always thought you were so fuckin hot..."
With those words, Nancy brings her lips to Sallys but she quickly pulls away after a second of a kiss.
"Shit!" Sallys cusses while Nancy's mouth opens wide revealing two, glowing serpent eyes inside. The serpent pokes its head out of the mouth and flicks its tongue out at Sally.
"There you are, you little shit!" Sally yells and reaches her hand into Sally's mouth, grabbing hold of the serpent and pulling her out of Nancy's mouth. Luckily, Sally's hair wasn't that long. Sally fixes the serpent back into the bald spot of her head and just like that, the serpent molded back into her scalp and morphed back into the silky and curled strand of hair. She turns to the mirror and adjusts her hair into a bun behind her head.
Nancy snaps out of her trance.
"What the?" Nancy says, rubbing her groin "What the heck just happened? And where are my panties?"
"Looks like you were sleepwalking", Sally answers. "Fall asleep on the toilet again?"
"No...I never fell asleep on the toilet..."Nancy replies as Sally walks towards the door. "Where'd that snake go?"
"What snake?"
"There was a fucking snake in the toilet, I think..." Nancy says.
"Must've been dreaming", Sally assures. "Probably did fall asleep on the toilet. Don't worry about it, we've all done it."
With that, Sally leaves the restroom and Nancy looks at herself in confusion.
In the DM office, they were still having trouble with Judy who demanded that Jimmie dress up like a wild animal and do her brains out.
Jimmie had no idea what to do, so he decides to give one of his closest friends a call, a friend who was a genius in the medical field and the only one he would think would have the answer to this strange, never before seen problem.
"AlchaMed Logistics, what can I do for you?" Dr. Silvia Ramone answers in her most professional voice as she sat her office desk, tinkering with some kind of alchemic contraption.
"Silvia! I got a problem I've never seen before in my doggone life!" Jimmie says.
"What is it this time, Jimmie?" Silvia says with a short sigh.
"One of my DM's is having some sort of horny seizure. She's rolling around the floor, rubbing her lady parts and telling us to do her. I've never seen anything like it. Got anything to stop someone from humping?"
"Horniness, huh?" Silvia doesn't startle from whatever she was tinkering with. "Banana's. Give her some fresh banana's."
"Banana's? Are you sure?" Jimmie asks in confusion.
"The scent and natural nutrients inside will balance her hormone levels back to normal." Silvia says.
"Alright, gotcha, banana's, thanks Silvia!" Jimmie hurriedly hangs up the phone and yells to the office. "Give her some banana's!"
"We don't have any banana's!" Fred calls back, "Stevano probably shoved them all in his ass!"
"Dammit!" Jimmie pounds his fist on the desk. What the hell were they going to do? Where were they going to get banana's before Judy succumbed to some sort of horny attack urge?
As for Jay and the Munkie Kang? Who will win?