"Congratulations!" said the ice-cold voice as I regain consciousness with a groan. I felt hungover (not like I have ever been, but I've heard about it). My skull was pounding, my body felt like I had just run a marathon and my mouth felt like I had groomed Hades with my tongue.
I licked my lips a few times, trying to bring moisture back into my mouth. Moaning at the voice, I opened one eye before quickly closing it again when my head screamed in pain. It wasn't even like it was because of the light that was shooting spikes into my temples. because I have yet to see actual light in this place.
"What are you talking about," I snarled, not at all happy to be here, wherever here was.