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Synopsis. What would happen if a genius martial artist transmigrated into the world of swords and magic? Will he become the Ruler of the new world? Or Will he become the prey to the strong like a side character? Leon, a genius martial artist, was struck by lightning when he was on his way home. When the doctor said he was paralyzed from shoulder to foot, all martial artists cheered in happiness and held a party. Leon was a candidate to be the Ruler, so they were thrilled when they found out that he could no longer be a martial artist because they were scared by his extraordinary and unreasonable talent. They wanted to continue to be bosses in their regions and become idols for everyone, so news of his condition was like a heavenly song to their ears. The world's cruelty to Leon did not stop there. When a powerful earthquake shook the hospital violently, none of the doctors or nurses tried to save him, leaving him with no choice but to accept his fate as walls and medical equipment collapsed on him. But when he thought he was dead, he found himself transmigrated into a parallel world where monsters and powerful people ruled the world. Getting a second chance to live again, Leon decides to pursue his dreams like before. "Hmm? You mean there are two classes for awakeners in this world, and I awaken both the Warrior class and the Mage class?" Leon said as he touched his chin with his right hand. [That's right, Host.] Leon's lips curled up into a smile. "I failed to achieve my dream in my previous life. In this life, I will make sure to become the Ruler. I will stand at the top of the hierarchy and make everyone bow their heads to me." Leon slowly lifted his head to look at the blue sky, remembering his previous life. "I will not let anyone or anything stop me this time. If the heaven tries to stop me again, I will make the heaven bow as well." Follow Leon as he embarks on his journey to become the Ruler of the new world. * MC is OP at the same rank, too OP. Additional tags: Beautiful female leads, handsome male lead, multiple identities, secret identity, war, elves, fox girls, dragons, etc. *** discord server= https://discord.gg/22hqV9gPn3 * remake of binding system novel without gods/goddesses. PS: I don't own the cover.

``` [Novela completada.] Gracias por leer. Cita del protagonista: —En el futuro, seré la persona más rica de China y me sentaré en mi trono con hermosas mujeres en mis brazos. **** Por favor, lee mi reseña o lee el sinopsis hasta el final para que sepas qué esperar en esta novela o en cada volumen de esta novela. No puedo fijar mi reseña (ordena por la reseña más reciente para más rapidez). *** Nueva novela: Sistema de Vinculación. *** Servidor de discord: https://discord.gg/22hqV9gPn3. Sinopsis: Un día, un apuesto joven murió en un accidente de coche. De repente se despierta y se encuentra en un lugar desconocido, pero lo que más le sorprende es que está tomando el cuerpo de otra persona. Se sorprende una vez más al saber que está en un universo paralelo con las mismas leyes que su mundo anterior. Al principio, solo quiere disfrutar de su vida. Pero después de saber que su predecesor deseaba ser una persona exitosa y hacer feliz a su familia, decide continuar con el sueño de su predecesor. Con el conocimiento de su vida anterior, comienza su aventura para convertirse en una persona exitosa y, por supuesto, no olvida seducir a hermosas mujeres a diestra y siniestra. Síguelo en su viaje para convertirse en una persona de éxito y conquistar los corazones de hermosas mujeres. *Etiquetas: vida cotidiana, de pobre a rico, acción, negocios, artes marciales, bandas, líder de banda, protagonista femenina hermosa, protagonista masculino atractivo, intereses amorosos mayores, harén, MC cruel, múltiples identidades, identidad secreta, R-18, romance, época moderna, MILF, amistad, guerra entre bandas, guerra contra escuelas de artes marciales, manipulaciones, traición, MC genio, incesto, MC fuerte (OP al mismo nivel). *** Trama: —Primer volumen: centrado en la relación y los negocios. La historia es lenta y llena de trozos de vida al principio, pero mejora mucho y la trama avanza más rápido más adelante. Cometí muchos errores en los primeros capítulos, pero por favor, dale una oportunidad. Es repetitiva en los primeros capítulos porque es la primera vez que escribo una historia, así que soy muy inexperto. Prueba, tal vez te guste. —Segundo volumen: Ayudando a Lin Xing Xue y un pequeño problema. —Tercer volumen: muchos problemas. Este volumen está lleno de problemas, peleas y guerras. —Último volumen: la verdad, venganza, guerra y muchos problemas. Este volumen está en curso ahora. **Esta novela contiene contenido incestuoso; si no te gusta el incesto, significa que esta novela no es para ti. Esta novela también tiene contenido R-18, así que por favor, no leas mi novela si no eres un adulto. * Apóyame: https://www.patreon.com/ShootingStars123 No soy el dueño de la portada, la tomé de Pinterest, así que si eres el dueño de la portada y quieres que la retire, por favor, dímelo y la retiraré inmediatamente. ```

Chandrakesh, a boy born with an awakened soul—a vital foundation for martial arts. However, his soul was merely a 1st-tier Earth rank, widely regarded as a waste. Yet, his martial comprehension was unparalleled, akin to that of a god. Can he carve a name for himself in the forsaken, prodigious world and stand against his peers in battle?

Quote of the main character "With Binding system as my trump card, I will become the strongest man in the world and sit on my throne with beautiful women in my arms." What would you do if you died and God transmigrated you to another world? What would you do if Gods and Goddess watches and comments on your adventures? What would you do if you could communicate with Gods and Goddesses? Xiao Ming, the grandson of the Ruler, fell off a cliff when he was training martial arts with his father. When he thought he was dead, he found himself transported to a parallel world where monsters and powerful people ruled the world. Luckily, one of the goddesses gave him a system to help him survive in his new world and achieve his dream. "You awaken the mage class? You awaken the Archer class? You awaken the Knight class?" Xiao Ming behaved normally. "I only need to bind my system to someone and I can awaken that person's class. In other words, I can awaken all three classes." Xiao Ming, the grandson of the Ruler, decides to continue his dream in his new life. Follow him as he embarks on his journey to become the Ruler and bind his system to beautiful women. Warning..... In the early chapters there were lots of jokes about boy toy and sugar mama. I know some of you feel uncomfortable about that. I'm trying to change them, but I can't do it quickly because some of them are related to the story. However, please keep reading. The jokes stopped after they officially became lovers. I don't do that joke anymore. If you keep reading, you might like this book. *** discord server= https://discord.gg/22hqV9gPn3 *Tags=Slice of life, action, MILF, romance, fantasy, adventure, beautiful female leads, handsome male lead, older love interests, harem, multiple identities, secret identity, Elf, R-18, transmigration, magic, knight, archer, demon, Gods, leveling up. *Xiao Ming is the grandson of Xiao Tian, my main novel. * My main novel is Illicit relationship PS: I don't own the cover. I got it from pinterest.

[Completed Novel.] thank you for reading. Quote of the Main Character "In the future, I will be the wealthiest person in China and sit on my throne with beautiful women in my arms." *** discord server= https://discord.gg/22hqV9gPn3 synopsis: One day, a handsome young man died in a car accident. He suddenly wakes up and find himself in an unfamiliar place, but what surprised him most is that he is taking over someone else's body. He is once again surprised when he knows that he is in a parallel universe with the same laws as his previous world. At first, he only wants to enjoy his life. But after learning his predecessor desires to be a successful person and make his family happy, he decides to continue his predecessor's dream. With knowledge from his previous life, he starts his adventure to become a successful person, and of course, he doesn't forget to seduce beautiful women left and right. Follow him as he embarks on his journey to become a successful person and conquer the hearts of beautiful women. *Tags= slice of life, poor to rich, action, business, martial arts, gangs, leader gang, beautiful female lead, handsome male lead, older love interests, harem, cruel MC, multiple identities, secret identity, R-18, romance, modern-day, MILF, friendship, war between gangs, war against martial art schools, scheming, betrayal, genius MC, incest, strong MC (OP at the same level). *** plot - first volume = focus on relationship and business. The story is slow and full of slices of life at the start but it gets a lot better and the story progress faster later on. I made so many mistakes in early chaps, but please give it a try. it's repetitive in the early chaps because this is my first time writing a story, so I'm very inexperienced. Try it, maybe you will like it - second volume =Helping Lin Xing Xue and a little problem. - third volume = a lot of troubles this volume is full of troubles, fights and wars. - last volume = the truth, revenge, war and many problems. this volume is ongoing now ** This novel contains incestuous content, if you don't like incest, it means this novel is not for you. this novel also has R-18 content so please dont read my novel if you are not an adult. I'm not the owner of the cover, I took it from Pinterest so if you're the owner of the cover and want me to take it down, please tell me and I'll immediately take the cover down.

Taida haru, A normal guy trapped in some weird circumstances, after uncovering a shocking truth about his favorite streamer both of them were blamed for a crime they didn't even commit! Now they're forced to live with each other under house arrest!

**Blurb:** In the heart of Little Italy, chaos reigns as Tommy Russo and Clara Voss take on the infamous Vitale crime family. With the rise of a mysterious figure known as The Bonesman—a relentless killing machine born from the ashes of The Collector—Tommy and Clara must navigate a surreal battleground of memes, madness, and mayhem. Armed with humor and fierce determination, they plunge into an explosive showdown that will change the city forever. Will they reclaim their streets, or will the darkness consume them? Join the wild ride through a world where every bullet fired is a brushstroke on the canvas of chaos, and laughter is the only weapon they have left! Written and Created by JARROD A. FREEMAN **#LittleItaly #TheBonesman #ChaosAndMemes #ActionAdventure #CrimeThriller #SurrealMoments #ViralShowdown #FightingForJustice #DareToLaugh #UrbanLegend #jarrodafreeman

“Up, down, down, left, right, haha, I can resist twenty shots,” John said disdainfully to the group of gang members who were shooting at him. A young man who has reached the peak of all three moral values in the 21st century, accidentally came to the west of 1899 in the story mode of Red Dead Redemption 2. - tags: Transmigration, business management, system, - Update Schedule: 1 chapter per day

"Let's see what my ability is.....huh!" [Ding...] [Congratulations!..You have acquired«Infinite Adaptation(SSS)»] [Congratulations!.. You have acquired«Telekinetic Control»] Anything that does not kill me makes me stronger. ------ I was an orphan. I didn’t know why, though. "Surely, my parents must’ve left as soon as I was born," Thankfully, the orphanage I grew up in supported me through my school years. After that, I was on my own. It wasn’t an ideal life, but it wasn’t terrible either. I had my own ways to cope. When someone bullied me at school, I had novels. When they made fun of me, I had mangas. What could a scrawny, malnourished boy like me even do? When I grew up, I got a simple job, living the life of an ordinary background character. Then, some damn robber decided to shoot me. Funny enough, I couldn’t be more thankful to him. Somehow, I reincarnated into a modern fantasy world. As someone who had read plenty of novels, I was sure I’d awaken a powerful skill, so I used the awakening stone. Soon, I realized I wasn’t the only overpowered person—there were others like me as well. While I hunted monsters, made good connections, and conquered dungeons, the "Tower of Trials" suddenly manifested, bringing about the second apocalypse. -----

Lumian Light had always been a boy marked by sorrow. At the age of 12, his world crumbled. His mother was taken from him, and his father abandoned him, leaving behind only the shards of trauma. **December 24, 2222** Lumian found himself growing up in the care of the government federation, a nameless face among countless others. Betrayal came early in life—his only girlfriend played with his heart, discarding him like a passing joke. **December 20, 2227** Life only grew more miserable. On the night of his school’s farewell ceremony, Lumian became the laughingstock of his peers—a disgrace in the eyes of everyone he knew. **January 4, 2228** Broken and hopeless, Lumian had given up on everything. Yet, in the darkness of his despair, a faint memory of his mother’s voice echoed in his mind. Before parting, she had whispered a cryptic last wish: *"Go to the caves of Mt. Atlantas. You will find a wooden house. Save the hanging woman."* It had been six years since that day. The date she had given him—**January 17, 2228**—was now here. Could this journey change his life? Could he rise above his pain and find strength? Was there still a chance to reunite his shattered family? Only time—and courage—would reveal the answers.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

As a school shooting unfolds, Oliver is trapped in a waking nightmare, shadowed by Sayers—a figure only he can see whose cryptic whispers both guide and unnerve him. Amid the chaos, Oliver is forced to confront the darkness within himself and those around him as the fragile line between survival and surrender blurs. Hours is a haunting exploration of trauma, moral collapse, and the chilling truths we hide, all unfolding in real-time.

Limbo, the inbetween realm. The only living space where demons can co-exist with angels under strict regulations. Heaven is the rule, demons are ostracized. Cherie doesn't care. All she cares about is shooting her way to the top: even if it means forcing to get her way. She'll just make sure they'll regret it, no matter the cost. She'd gladly stake her life.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

I know you want some juicy, steamy chapters, this is the novel for you! Dive into a world where [Hardcore Sex] [Funtari] [BDSM] [Brutal Scence] [Gore fights] ..plenty of spicy scenes to keep you hooked... From humans to demons, even robots, this harem has it all. If you want a mix of thrilling action, seductive encounters, and a gripping storyline that builds up to epic moments, this novel will not disappoint. it's R-18 and great.. °=========° One fateful morning, he awoke from a night nightmare, only to be greeted by an enticing voice purring in his mind. The system called itself "Seduce," and its sultry tone dripped with temptation. To grow stronger and face the rising threat of the Unknown Races coming up in the tower of heaven . it had been 1million years Since the tower had came and monsters started to appear from them . he had to embrace his new role: seducing women, collecting lovers, and building a powerful harem to fuel his strength. °=========° [No NTR] [No Yaoi] [No Yuri] [No OP main character]

Darwin, the intelligent son of a lawyer and a psychologist, was killed at school as a result of a shooting that occurred in the middle of the day at St. Peters College. He is reincarnated as a baby elf in an unknown world later on. He is in a world so immensely big that he couldn't comprehend how big it really is. The cover image is not mine; it is the property of its rightful owner. If they don't want it posted, please PM me so I can remove it.

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Addux Kaname goes back in history after almost losing a fight with a demon.His life repeats without him knowing it. He becomes one helpless guy. He is beaten to a pulp but he is saved by a cute girl who invites him to her school. It gets More crazy when the girl discloses that she was just after the amulet he was wearing inorder to revive a powerful demon known as Berxly who has the power to free her and other demons from the reign of Destroyer. Addux gets caught up in the mix and becomes a vessel for demon Berxly

Love is a wonderful thing that creates joy and happiness, but it can also create sorrow and loneliness depending on the situation. That’s why some people are timid and scared to put themselves out on the market. Taking risks in situations where your chance of winning is low, I don’t blame people for being cautious. But what if the person you would consider your soulmate could be found for you?

So this is my First Created Novel so don't blame me if the plot doesn't make sense What would happen when an ordinary person reincarnates into the Demon Slayer World and gets the template System First Template: Yoriichi Tsugikuni (Dropped)

in a universe where shooting stars represent powerful systems, Wang Lei, a broken man living a life of despair, is chosen by the Cosmic System. With the promise of restoring his lost leg, Wang Lei must complete deadly missions, beginning with defeating a gang boss. But as he navigates the trials, he uncovers the dark secrets behind these celestial systems and faces a cosmic journey of survival and power...

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

Want to see a funny world! Check out this book!

"I like to think of myself of a walking accident waiting to happen. I'm like the human version of a sitcom character, always in the wrong place at the wrong time and still always managing to make things more hilariously awkward, as it already is." Daisy Thompson has always embraced her inner dork, navigating the social labyrinth of high school with a mix of awkward charm and a talent for finding trouble. but when she decides to spend the holidays going on adventures, only one awaits her. the massive adventure of love. Their first meeting is nothing short of disastrous-think flying coffee cups and a runaway squirrel with a pack of lunch. Daisy's convinced she'll never live it down, especially when she discovers Justin is not just any model but the face of the latest global ad campaign that everyone, including her new classmates, and best friend seems obsessed with. But fate has a funny way of bringing people together. From accidental photo shoots to mistaken identities at a posh party, Daisy and Justin's paths keep crossing in the most unexpected (and hilarious) ways. Despite their differences, they find themselves drawn to each other, discovering a connection that's both heartwarming and uproariously funny. As Daisy tries to navigate school, endure unending bullying and a massive wave of high school gossip and avoid embarrassing herself in front of the most popular boy in town ( a plan that DOESN'T work), she realizes that there's more to Justin than his perfect smile and model good looks. And Justin, amidst the chaos of his high-flying career, finds solace in Daisy's authenticity and humor. Join Daisy and Justin on a rollercoaster ride of teenage romance, where every mishap is a new adventure and love might just be the craziest thing they've encountered yet.

a 3rd generation man Evan died of after being shoot got transported to a weird world full of challenges, Evan continued to grow stronger by facing many challenges allong the way.

About the series The vacation in St. Alaince tells the stories of some funny adventurous missions of Jack and Mickey perform when they get together during their vacation in St. Alaince, a fictional town. Summary of the Melvillcrash Jack and Mickey are high school students. Jack is Mickey's uncle's son. Jack is interested in supernatural things. Therefore, he has some crazy and funny plans that are beyond the reach of humans. Every vacation they get together, Jack comes up with some wacky plans. It all ends in problems eventually. This time they got together to spend the holidays at Jack's house in St. Alaince, and Jack, came up with a new plan. Satan hunt, an attempt to enslave Satan through witchcraft and gain supernatural powers. Mickey is not interested in Jack's Satan hunt, but Mickey agrees to Jack's temptation. So they set off in a night on a wooden raft to a deserted island far down the river to cast a spell to enslave Satan. In this funny task, they run into many problems along the way and eventually, the mission ends up being a mix of humor and trouble as always.

Action Movies, Shooter Video Games, and a whole collection of military posters, Barun has always fantasize the life of that he seen in the movies and games, one of constant action and shooting bad guys which is far more interesting than whatever he is doing right now in his school. However, a turn of events had granted his wish, just not in an expected manner. --------------------- Picture cover is AI converted. Uploading schedule is inconsistent.

David was reborn before the end of the world and obtained an infinite replication system. He only had one copy of all the materials, but he could make infinite copies. He could eat infinite steaks and shoot infinite bullets. He was no longer afraid of zombies.