"Hey, I'll compete!" Mabel shouts right in my ear, as I turn around to look at her I hear Grenda and Candy gasp.
Mabel then walks around the table I was standing at and stands in front of Pacifica, "I'm Mabel" she says and Pacifica just looks at her before responding "That sounds like a fat old lady's name".
While they introduce themselves I fetch a chair and sit down in preparation to commentate like my life depends on it.
I watch Pacifica and Mabel dance and sing while commentating, while also wearing the oversized Don't stop unbelieving shirt that was meant for Soos.
I spot Wendy walk inside and figure its time for the voting so I pick up the mic next to me and say, "Ok guys Let the party crown voting commence!" Mabel, Pacifica and the crowd quiet down.
"Good luck, Mabel." Pacifica says sarcastically, I add "Applause to vote for Mabel" and pull out an actual Applause-o-Meter I 'Borrowed' and made a few changes to, I placed it on the table in front of me. The crowd cheers and almost maxes it out.
"Pretty good Mabel" I say and follow it up with "Now applause to vote for Pacifica" the crowd claps alot less then Pacifica glares at them making them clap louder which I never got like what would she do to them, no what could she do to them?
I press a button on the back that I added there that maxes out the meter where it is when pressed, The meter stops like 2 cm from where Mabel's one stopped, Pacifica notices McGucket sleeping on a bench and runs over to him, she hands him some money.
He sits up and starts cheering and clapping, I press the button again letting the meter go on a bit before pressing it again stopping it just before Mabel's score.
"Tough luck Pacifica, but the winner is Mabel!" I shout and hold up Mabel hand with a smirk directed at Pacifica.
"Ugh whatever, this party was lame anyway but everyone could come to my party at our families boat!" she says before walking out the door followed by almost everyone else inside cheering Pacifica's name.
I watch her leave while with a frown on my face before turning back to Mabel calling me, "Dipper! Play another song! This thing's going all night!" I smile before saying, "Way ahead of you" I then walk down and dance with everyone else.
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I am currently sitting in my cave barely keeping myself awake since I partied almost the whole night yesterday. I am reading the hidden parts of the journal using the black light I actually bought. I asked around and found that I have 3 days before Pioneer day so I plan to get as much as I could done before then.
I have a a few things to get done, first I plan to head over to Fords bunker to capture and possibly befriend the shapeshifter, since it can be pretty useful don't know how that's going to go though I also want to see if there is anything useful there and use it as a second base,
and second I want to find a spirit of fairy to seal or if possible befriend which is probably not going to happen but hey a boy can dream, and third keep start exploring Gravity Falls to research enough to potentially fill a 4th journal,
Y'know to rub it in Fords face that it took him 30 years to fill 3 and me 1 month to fill 1, and less importantly to record anything Ford might of missed and use it to my advantage.
I stand up shrink the journal and fly myself towards the tree I found the journal in, I land in front of the tree and open the hatch and flick the switch box opening the stairs to the bunker.
I walk down the stairs and fish out a flash light from my pocket and unshrink the journal to aid me with the traps inside.
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After walking through the bunker for a bit and arrive at the security room made of black cubes, I put my torch in my mouth and flip through the journal I arrive at at the security room page and unshrink the black light I connected to my glove.
I shine it on the page and the symbols needed to cross the room show themselves I then walk forward activating the room, I look for the first symbol and walk towards it and press it I walk towards the second one.
I then climb over a block that was protruding out the wall and press the block next to it, I jump up and and latch on a block and press the block above it after jumping back down I run through the door and arrive at the security room
I look around the room for a bit and not seeing anything useful I decide to search it better when I come back, after walking for a bit I find the door leading to the lab and enter.
I shrink the journal and black light before pressing the button in the room.
The decontamination process happens and I leave the room arrive in a very creepy cave looking area with pipes running around everywhere, I start walking around until I hear a scream before seeing a shadow of some horrifying monster run by.
I walk towards where I saw the shadow run and see the shadow again before the figure of a man jumps onto it a rips its tongue out its mouth causing the monster to run away, the man walks out from behind the cave wall and says, "I just ripped out a monsters tongue".
I look at it for a bit before saying, "C'mon man you aint fooling anyone just turn back into you true form and try to eat me already". The shapeshifter's eyes blink horizontally before it says, "How did you know? Do you have the journal? No you can't have it, you read about me in the room before getting here didn't you?"
"Nope I do have the journal but I'm not here to fight you, I just wanna be friends" I say hoping I wont have to freeze this thing.
"Friends? And why would I do that?" It asks before turning to its true form, "Because you have no reason to attack me I never did anything to you".
It laughs before lunging at me, I close my fist activating my telekinesis holding it in place and say, "and because I can rip your head off right now but choose not to because I do want us to be friends or at least partners"
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