"Dipper! Watch out!" Mabel shouts, while pointing towards the tree that just landed in front of us 'Man this isn't even fair Gravity Falls need a balance patch' I shout in my head and attempt to swerve around the tree,
""AAAAAH"" Mabel and I shout as the cart overturns after we barely hit the side of the tree, the cart rolls on the ground and stops near the Mystery Shack.
I crawl out of the cart and help Mabel out, "Oh god it's here" I groan and walk backwards towards the shack.
"It's the end of the line, kids! Mabel, marry us before we do something crazy!" Jeff shouts and I couldn't help but shout back, "You just chased 2 kids across a forest attempting to marry one of them how old are you guys anyway!?".
"Shut up you wouldn't understand now hand over Mabel" Jeff shouts back seemingly more agitated, I smirk seeing my plan working.
"Who's gonna kiss Mabel anyway not all of you can do so" I shout, and Jeff looks at the gnomes he's on top of then me, "Me of course! These guys don't deserve her" he shouts, the gnomes under him seem to be angry and one of the gnomes shout at Jeff,
"Dipper stop making them more angry" Mabel whispers to me, I just look at her and signal her to keep quiet.
"What do you mean you said we all get to marry her, that means all of us kiss her!" This seemed to start a chain reaction and the gnomes making up the giant gnome start fighting each other.
I slowly back away to not alert the gnomes and reach out to the leaf blower sitting on the dustbin next to the Mystery Shack, I pick it up and look towards one of the gnomes that fell off the rapidly destabilizing giant gnome, I run towards it and put the leaf blower on suction mode.
The gnome starts getting sucked in by its feet, I raise the sucking power and aim the leaf blower now loaded with a gnome at the Jeff mech.
"This is for trying to kidnap my sister!" I shout, Jeff stops pulling on the beard of the gnome next to it and looks at me and starts panicking, "Wait let's talk this out kid!"
"Pow" I reply and switch the leaf blower from suction to blowing, the gnome flies out of out of the leaf blower and hits the gnome mech square in it's chest, causing all the gnomes making it up shoot of into the distance.
I walk towards the gnomes still near us, "Anyone else want some!" I ask them and they stand up and start running away towards the forest, I sigh and turn around to see a sad looking Mabel.
"You good Mabel?" I ask her and start walking back to her and put the leaf blower, "Mm? Oh yeah it's just every relationship I get into always ends in failure"
"Oh c'mon don't be like that, I'm sure you'll find that one guy just not now please I don't want to fight zombies next" I joke, Mabel smiles and responds "Awkward sibling hug?" I smile back and hold up my arms "Awkward sibling hug".
""Pat Pat""
While hugging Mabel I notice that Blendin Blandin isn't in the forest meaning future me decided not to steal the Time Tape.
We break the hug and walk back inside the Mystery shack after putting the cart back onto it's wheels, "Yeesh. You two get hit by a bus or something?" Gruncle Stan says and I respond, "Oh much, much worse" and turn back around.
"Uh, hey! W-wouldn't you know it? Um, I accidentally overstocked some inventory, so, uh... how's about each of you take one item from the gift shop? On the house, y'know?" Stan says
"Really?" Mabel asks and Stan replies, "Yeah sure" Mabel looks around the shop and picks up a grappling hook completely ignoring Gruncle Stan telling her to get a doll instead, I look around and find the iconic pine tree hat.
I pick it up and put it one my head and now I feel like Dipper. I smile and head upstairs to sleep.
I would of gotten rid of the gnomes permanently but Mabel was there I'll do that later...
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I am currently sitting on my bed re-reading the journal in a attempt to memorized everything in it, I have currently memorized like 10% of it, mostly because there is to much information in it and partly because I got the journal a couple days ago.
"How could I avoid the Gobblewonker plot, since it helps me in no way even though there is a real Gobblewonker in the lake I doubt I could tame it without the methods the first journal contains"
"I should get the second journal I need it for the spells it contains, then I have to take the first from Stan for all the knowledge on mythical creatures but if I do that then Stanford wont be able to get back, mmm... choices... choices."
"I might be able to find a way to pull a Naruto and seal a demon in myself and get its powers with the first journal, but that's very risky I might just summon another Bill and screw the world over."
"Oh I could ask Old Man McGucket for some parts from the Gobblewonker to build things with it"
I close the journal and hide it. I wake up the next morning and prepare for the day, after getting ready in my simple blue hoodie red shirt and beige pants I head downstairs.
I see Mabel already downstairs eating pancakes while looking out the window, "Morning Mabel" I say.
She turns around and returns the greeting, I sit down and pick up the newspaper on the table and see a ad about a monster picture competition, 'Oh c'mon I thought I had a few days' I sigh and ask Mabel.
"Mabel did we get any pictures of the gnomes?" she looks up from her pancakes drowning in way too much syrup. "Nope just memories, and this beard hair" she replies.
"Why did you keep that?" I ask and she just shrugs, Stan walks into the room and says, "Good morning, knuckleheads. You two know what day it is?"
"Mazel tov!" Mabel shouts, I look at her and say "Doesn't that mean congratulations?"
Stan hits me over my head with a rolled newspaper even if I wasn't the one who answered.
"It's Family Fun Day, genius! We're cutting off work and having one of those, you know, Family bonding deals." Stan says while looking through the fridge.
"I don't know, remember when you got us sent to jail by making use make counterfeit cash"? I ask.
"The county jail was so cold" Mabel says after shuddering.
"All right, maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker. But I swear, today we're gonna have some real family fun. Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?"
"Oh god" I mumble under my breath.
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