TOME 10 PART 59; 'TABEMONO' THE JAPANESE SPELL INVENTED IN THE PROVINCE OF THE 'GUARDIAN BEAST' 'GYUKI' COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS A 'DINE AND DASH'
DAGARA PROVERB;
A 'Demon' has no 'Allies' or 'Enemies', to them 'everyone' is 'equally Tebemono'. 'Tabemono' is a 'Nihongo' word from the 'Province Of The Guardian Beast 'Gyuki' referred to in the 'West' as a 'Dine and Dash'. It is the sort of thing 'Nurarihyon teaches Rikuo', the 'Magical Spell that lets you 'Eat for Free'.
THE CONCEPT OF TABEMONO
1. You must enter the 'Restaurant' alone.
2. Before you 'enter', secure your 'Getaway Vehicle'.
3. Your 'Table' must be close to the 'nearest exit'.
4. Your 'Getaway Vehicle' must be parked right outside the 'nearest exit', the 'engine' must be 'Warm' and you must have 'Two Keys'.
5. The 'First Key' must be in your 'Vehicle's Ignition'; the second in your 'Pocket'.
6. The one in your 'Pocket' must have the 'Automatic Door Unlock Function' so that if you 'spot a thief touch your only means of escape...you can sound the Alarm'. That 'Thief' will become the 'Scapegoat' to the 'Crime' you are about to 'Commit'.
7. Once all these conditions are in place...summon the 'Waiter' and 'Order your Meal'.
8. You must be certain your chances of making a Clean Getaway are 'Perfectly 100%'.
9. 'Excuse yourself' and 'claim' that you are going to the 'Bathroom'.
10. As you make your 'Getaway' drop a 'Pun Magazine' in a 'Place everyone can see..then get into your vehicle and escape'.
11. If the 'Manager Of The Restaurant' picks up the 'Pun Magazine'...you have 'Paid for your Tab' so the 'Bad Karma' will not follow you since the 'Manager of The Restaurant is equally culpable of 'Theft'.
12. In a world where 'everyone is a Criminal...no one is Righteous'.
13. If you don't follow these instructions and the 'Manager lays his hands on you...just pray that he doesn't ask you to 'Pay your Tab...or you shall become its Tabemono for you can never tell...whether or not he is a 'Snake in disguise'.