TOME 10 PART 47; THE SEVEN SACRAMENTS OF THE CHURCH
1. Baptism - Used to diffuse the Harmful Ultraviolet Radiation Dispersed by Demonic Entities (Associated gifts/fruits is Tranquility/Peace).
2. Eucharist - Learning to Pilot a 'Mecha Warship/Starship' (Associated Gift/Fruit is Unity, Leadership and Coordination).
3. Confirmation - When a Puzzle comes to you and you want to be certain it came from the 'Gods'...the beginning of Wisdom. (It's associated Gift/Fruits is 'Tongues' and Discernment).
4. Anointing Of The Sick - When the Joints Of Your Warship are so 'rigid/stiff' they need 'Lubrication'. The 'Stiffness Of The Joints' is an expression of 'Amplified Friction resulting from The Coarseness Of The Joints'. The 'Friction' is an 'Expression Of Conflict' that arises when there is 'No Room for Negotiation'. This in turn results in 'an uncomfortable heat', an expression of the 'Buildup Of Pressure' and may result in a 'Short Circuit Of The System'; that which the 'Gods mean by Pulling Down The Temple and Rebuilding It in Three Days'. (Flexibility while Retaining Structure; the Virtue Of A Memory Shape Alloy is its Virtue).
5. Penance and Reconciliation - When you've reached your 'Level Cap' and need to 'break into a new Class'; this Sacrament allows the Gods to 'Expand your Ports for the Acquisition Of New Skills and Experiences via DLC'. (It's Virtue lies in the Principle Of The Conservation Of Energy).
6. Matrimony -When you decide to 'Start A Family' and now have to learn to strike a 'Balance between Production and Expenditure'. (Its Virtues lie in Justice, Faithfulness, Discipline, Formation, Ecology and Economy).
7. Holy Orders - You begin to learn 'Etiquette' and like any 'True Soldier On The Battlefront' you understand that 'There is a Time and Place for everything under the Sun'. You apply every Strategy in your Arsenal to its Appropriate Situation to earn the Maximum Reward Of Each Venture thus minimizing wasted Energy. You now understand the Relationship between 'Constellations' and 'Kaleidoscopes'. (Justice/Balance/Discernment/Leadership; in Short every Virtue needed to defend those under your Care are Virtues of this; and that is why Turtles swim not alone; because no one Turtle can carry all the Load Of The Ocean Currents however the most Important Virtue is Alignment; the Alignment Of Man's Will to God's Will. Becoming A Literal Mirror Of The Gods).