It ain't easy try to keep the boss happy, you have to listen to them complain on a daily basis and complete all the tasks you are given.

Even if you do a good job they find something to yell at you about, and don't get me started on things that don't make sense!

Punctuality is key, they hate anyone that waisted their time! Can't even be a little late without them pitching a fit!

Wake up on time and get their coffee done on time so it can be hot but not burning the lips off your face hot, get some breakfast made so they can sit and enjoy their meal before they go and boss other sorry asses like myself around and come home to a lazy bum such as myself who can't get the tasks they want done on time.

"Hun did you say something?" my wife asks?

"OH! No dear just talking to cat is all!" I say in return.

See can't even talk to myself without almost getting in trouble with the boss.