Sometimes I wonder why I was chosen for this life, was I really needed? The boss seems to handle pretty much everything you can think of, and all I do is the small stuff. Tsch, sometimes I feel that I run the entire house and still have to get things done right.
"Honey, I need you to pick up some ingredients for dinner tonight!"
Wait, will I be doing this alone!!!!
"Sure thing, babe! Just leave me a list so I can get those done!"
I've never had to go to the shop by myself. What if I get the wrong things and the boss blasts me for it!?! Or if I get too much, I'll be running out of town for sure!!! Man, I hope I don't screw this up!
"The list is on the fridge, darling. I am running late to work, so I won't be able to go into detail on what we need, but you got this, right?"
Oh, I am a dead man... might as well end me right here, right now!
"Well, I guess babe but....everything is on the list, right?"
"OH, of course, my love, but you will have to cook dinner tonight! Since I won't be getting off till late." She says as she smiles at me lightly.
"Okay, boss, as you say!" I say as I cross my fingers behind my back, hoping that the boss will go easy on me if I mess this up.
"I'll be home around Eleven-Fifteen. Also, don't forget to take out the trash."
Okay, so now I have a deadline for my mistake, that is great. Why can't I be given something else to do like dehair the cat or even rewax the flooring!
"OH and don't forget, our parents are coming for dinner, so try to be on time for the main course, my love!"
woah woah woah woah woah, she gonna give my head to my family tonight if I mess this up!!!