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Chapter 3 - Story 1 Enri's Hectic Eventful Life Part 3

Through living with the goblins, Enri had gotten better at reading people's

emotions. This growth could be attributed to her efforts to understand the

goblins, which seemed like only hideous creatures with borderline

unintelligible expressions to most humans.

She probably thinks we don't have that kind of money in the village…

Well, it seemed like the first thing she looked at was my clothes, so I guess

that's what she would think… And she's wearing nice things.

Enri mentally compared her clothes with the receptionist's and

acknowledged that she lost by a landslide.

But wearing clothes like that to do village work would be a waste; plus,

they'd get in the way.

As a woman, Enri judged this match a draw.

"Uh, I heard the city offered money, a subsidy…"

"It does, but the subsidy is only for a portion of the cost. The rest you

must cover. Adamantite-rank adventurers are extremely expensive, so even

after deducting the subsidy, you would owe quite a large sum. Of course, you

can put in a request at a lower price, but we don't encourage it. Jobs paying

less than the going rate are lower priority, so you would have to be prepared

for the possibility that it will be difficult finding someone."

The receptionist probably spoke so fluently, so fluidly, because she was

regurgitating rules she had perfectly memorized. It was likely she was already

thinking that Enri was just a bother.

I guess that's only natural. A customer who can't pay is no customer at

all…

The receptionist lady's words matched exactly what Nfirea had told her.

That's why she didn't feel too down. It was simply reality that there weren't

many people who would lend a hand to the weak for little to no reward.

That's exactly why Sir Ainz Ooal Gown is our savior. He even gave this

treasure to a village girl like it was nothing!

If she said she would pay with the horn, what sort of attitude would the

receptionist take? She imagined how gratifying it would be but did nothing of

the sort. That great caster had given her this item out of kindness and told her

to protect herself. It wasn't something she could sell just because it would be

good for the village. She couldn't let his benevolence be in vain.

So Enri nodded.

"I understand. Please at least tell me how much. I'll take the information

home and consult with the rest of the village."

"Oh? Then please do that. If you come when the broker's appraisal is

done, I'll have the fee all calculated for you."

Enri thanked the receptionist, moved away from the counter, sat on a sofa

across the lobby, and thought she would kill time until the broker assessment

was done by staring absentmindedly at the ceiling.

I'm tired…

Ever since she had passed through the gates, it had been a parade of new

experiences. No, nothing had been this bewildering since she'd lost her

parents in the attack.

Everything was always the same. I thought that way of life would go on

forever…

Remembering what she had lost, she sighed quietly.

Remembering what she had gained—the goblins, her old friend—she

shook her head back and forth.

I wish they would hurry up…

When she was moving, she didn't have time to get depressed. She could

empty her head and work hard.

"Miss Emmott, your assessment is done."

At the call of the person who must have been in charge of sales, Enri

stood and walked over.

"Th-thank you!"

"Er, the amount is—"

At that moment, she heard someone's quick steps—no, someone running

about as fast as they could—coming toward her. Enri turned her head to find

the receptionist lady standing there, panting.

"Miss—no, Lady Enri Emmott of Carne. Might I ask you for a little more

detail about what we were discussing earlier?"

It was definitely the same receptionist from before. But she was desperate.

Her eyes were bloodshot.

"U-umm, excuse me, I'm about to give her the results of her assessmen

—"

"I'm talking right now. All I need is a minute, so you can shut up."

The broker's face twitched.

"If you like, we could talk in the sitting room over a drink."

Her lips were pleasantly curled, but her eyes held no mirth at all. She was

bizarrely desperate.

What did she sense from Enri's hesitation? With wet eyes, she entwined

her fingers as if to pray. "Please! I want to hear what you have to say! I'm

screwed unless you tell me!"

Enri had no idea what this frantic plea was about, but she would have felt

bad to reject her. When she glanced back, the broker seemed to understand

what she was thinking and nodded.

"I—I see. Then will you take me there?"

That moment, the receptionist's body visibly relaxed.

"Thank you! Thank you so much! Right this way—follow me!"

Bathed in curious stares, Enri followed. The receptionist had a viselike

grip on her right hand. She was definitely not letting her get away.

Maybe I was too hasty…

Though seized by a mild anxiety, she entered the sitting room.

She looked around silently. The empty room had an extremely refined

interior furnished so magnificently she hesitated to sit on the sofa.

"Now then, go ahead, take a seat."

A voice in a corner of her mind said, I won't be taken prisoner the

moment I sit down?

But nothing happened even when she sat on the sofa. That is to say, the

comfortable sofa merely supported her body.

"What would you like to drink? I can offer you quality alcoholic

beverages! Would you like to eat? Perhaps it's too early? I suppose it is!

Then fruit…or perhaps cake?"

"Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble."

The abrupt change in the receptionist scared Enri just a little bit. It wasn't

like she was particularly cold toward Enri when she first arrived at the

guildhall. She thought the receptionist's reaction utterly natural and didn't

feel like she'd endured any malice or derision. At least, the lady had been

more normal than she was now.

What caused this transformation? Is it because I'm carrying the horn

again?

"Now, now, don't be shy. You can have anything you like. We have

snacks that go great with our drinks."

"No, really… Uh, I don't have much time, so shall we start talking?"

"Right! Just as you say. Let's get talking!"

The receptionist took out a thin piece of white paper. The only paper Enri

had ever seen was thick with muddled colors. This paper she was just given

had to be a luxury item. Does this mean she has no issues if I use it?

Enri started talking. Earlier she'd kept it brief, but this time she went into

so much detail she bored herself.

A short time later, about when she was starting to get thirsty, her story

reached its end.

"Thank you! I'll bring you something to drink, so please enjoy the

refreshment before you go. You can leave the glass here. Thank you very

much for everything today!"

The receptionist popped out of her chair and exited the room as if

compelled.

"Really… What the heck is going on?"

There was no one around to answer Enri's murmur.

In the end, Enri returned to Carne without staying over in E-Rantel.

She had to spend the night in the meadow, but she wasn't worried. On the

contrary, she slept quite well—thanks to her friends guarding the wagon now

packed with new cargo.

"Ahh, you can finally see it."

Carne's wall came into view ahead of them. The sturdy logs lined up in a

row were a grand sight, but having just seen E-Rantel's walls, she couldn't

help but think Carne's seemed inferior in comparison.

"There's so much I need to hurry and report to the headman," Enri

answered the goblin in the cargo bed. Five goblins plus Konaa the goblin

cleric were the members of the goblin troop who had accompanied her all the

way to E-Rantel. Chousuke the goblin rider was also with them, but he was

keeping watch at a short distance.

"Ya got done half of what ya needed, but the thing the headman asked for

didn't go so well—was that it, boss lady?"

"Yes. I asked the priest in the city, but no one said they would move to

our village."

"That's weird. Some people have already moved to the village! Why

aren't there more? Could the priest or whoever be lying?"

"No." She winced. "Frontier villages are dangerous, so people tend to

avoid them. I was hoping for third sons or whatnot who ran off to the city

after not inheriting any land…but I guess there just aren't many people who

want to come out to a place like this if they're not under orders. Also, the

folks who have moved to our village so far are people who already spent time

in other frontier villages, so their situations are a little different."

"So that's just how it is?"

"That's just how it is, but personally I'm a bit relieved."

Building friendly relationships with goblins and living together alongside

them in a village was probably difficult for the average person to accept. She

knew people from the city would be against it for sure, and she wanted to

avoid trouble.

Honestly, if Enri were asked to choose whether to accept new settlers

from the city or the goblins, she'd choose the goblins.

Just then the wagon jolted, and there was some clinking and clanking

from the cargo bed.

"Ah, sorry. Is everyone all right?" Enri looked over her shoulder.

The goblins were riding in the cargo bed, but in one corner was a bag, and

every time the wagon bumped, it made metallic noises.

"Yeah, we're fine, boss lady. Don't worry about us. But hey, with this

many arrowheads, we'll be able to hunt up a storm."

The goblin's expression as he looked at the bag was cheerful. Seeing that,

Enri forgot to answer and simply smiled.

They passed through the wheat fields and entered through the one open

side of the gate.

Greeting the villagers along the way, Enri headed first to the meeting hall.

She wanted to unload her cargo.

When she pulled up next to it, a goblin came out, perhaps in response to

the noise.

"Ohh! Welcome back, boss lady! Glad to see yer all right."

Enri grinned. The goblins had become family to her, to the point where

she didn't truly feel she had returned home until they greeted her.

"I'm home!"

"And is that yer cargo? We'll put it in here if so."

"That's right, brother. Sorry, but give us a hand."

"Aye-aye!"

The goblins all sprang into action and began efficiently unloading the

wagon. The fact that the goblins were cleaning up perfectly without Enri

providing any instruction made it clear that they had completely adapted to

life in the village.

"Oh, boss lady, we'll do the rest, so why don't ya go see the boss man?

He might be busy over with Arg healing the goblins…"

"Thank you, but first I have to go report to the headman."

"Oh? Ah, sorry, guys. I'll go with her just in case. There are the ogres and

whatnot, after all."

With that, Gokou hopped into the box seat next to Enri. The goblins who

had been with her from E-Rantel eyed him jealously, but no one objected—

probably because what he said was right.

"Okay, boss lady, let's go!"

Enri smiled awkwardly. "Thanks! And I appreciate your help!" She

thanked the goblins and pulled the wagon away.

"So did anything happen while I was gone?"

"Not much. We put up a building so the ogres can live inside the village.

We had the stone golems carry the lumber. It's not fancy, but we made a

cabin for them. I wonder if we can do anything about how much they smell?

Their stench instantly permeated all the blankets we gave them!"

"Hmm… But wow, you did all that so fast."

"It was thanks to the stone golems! We'll have to thank the great caster."

"And Lupusregina, too."

"…Somehow, I just don't want to thank Lupusregina, or rather, I don't

like her…"

Enri thought she misheard. She'd never heard Gokou gossip behind

someone's back before.

"How do I put it…? She's scary. She's always watching us, like a magical

beast who could attack at any time… It seems like ya don't feel that way,

but…"

"Well, supposedly she's a maid of Ainz Ooal Gown's, so I don't think she

could be such a bad person."

"…Well, that's not very nice."

Enri and Gokou both flinched. It was the voice of the woman they had just

been talking about.

When they whirled around, there was the maid sitting very matter-

of factly in the cargo bed like she had been the other day.

"What're we gonna do with this guy, En?"

"Uh, what do you mean?"

"B-before that, I want you to tell me how ya keep appearing like that."

"Hmm? It's simple. I come out of the sky, that's all."

"I don't think so. We would notice even if ya were coming from above."

"But I got lots of tricks I can use like turning invisible… I'm just doing

my best to go unnoticed. How thoughtful of me!"

The goblin faced forward again, seemingly exasperated.

"B-but hey, it's rare that you would visit two days in a row. What

happened?"

Lupusregina squinted at Enri. Even that face is cute when such a pretty

lady makes it, she thought without really meaning to.

"Well, whatever. I was just wonderin' how things went. Like how's the

mini-goblin?"

"…He's good. I think he's probably at the headman's house at the

moment," said Gokou.

"Why at the headman's?"

"We saved a bunch of the goblins from his tribe, right? He should be there

talking about finding a place for them to live."

"Oh, right, he's the chief's son, huh? He must have some responsibility

when it comes to the survivors. Well, I gotta hand it to him—and he's just a

kid!" She guffawed in a goofy way, but the accompanying smile was

charming on a woman as beautiful as her. Enri gazed admiringly at her

despite the fact that they were both girls.

"Oops, better keep an eye on the road!"

"O-oh, you're right!"

Enri turned back around, blushing to her ears.

She stopped outside the headman's house, and she and Gokou got off the

wagon.

"Okay, I'll take the horse back to the stable for ya. Don't wanna get in

your way. Hope you'll tell me what ya guys talk about later, though!"

"Understood. I'm sorry to burden you, but thanks for taking the horse."

Lupusregina responded to Enri's bow with a "'Kay, 'kay" and drove the

wagon away.

They knocked, announced their arrival to the voice inside, and opened the

door.

Arg and the headman were sitting immediately inside, facing each other at

a table.

"Oh, welcome back. Take a seat right there. How was the city?"

Enri sat next to Arg as instructed. He seemed to tense up for a moment,

but she must have been imagining things.

"Uh, I'll be going now. Thanks for all your help, Chief."

For a moment, they didn't know who he was talking to. Enri, Gokou, and

the headman were in the room, so he should have been talking to the

headman.

But Arg was looking straight at Enri. She peered intently into his eyes but

couldn't find any hint of a joke in his sincere look.

"Wait… What?!"

Why did he say that to me?

Arg bowed and left the headman's house before Enri could figure it out.

"What?!? Wait—!"

"So, Enri, will you tell me what happened?"

"Huh? No, I mean…but…uh, yes. Okay."

It bothered her, but she could get her question answered later. Her report

was more important.

Having decided that, she gave a concise account to the headman of what

had transpired in the city. The most critical item was probably that there

hadn't been anyone wanting to move there, but it was almost as if the

headman had expected that. He didn't look disappointed at all.

"I see. Well, that makes sense. Not many people want to move to a

frontier settlement where monsters are likely to appear." He gave voice to

exactly what Enri had been thinking. Surely everyone in the village thought

the same thing.

"Thanks for going."

In response to his bow, she said, "It was no problem." There had been

various issues, but on the whole, it was a good experience.

"And then…" He looked at the goblin for a split second. "…There's

something I'd like to ask of you, Enri Emmott."

"O-okay. What might that be? You're being so formal, sir…"

"…I want you to take over my job."

Her expression warped in such a way she seemed to be pulling a face.

"Ehhhhhhh?! What does that even mean? Huh? Is that what Arg meant…?

What?!"

"I understand you're confused…"

"I'm a bit more than confused! Are you going senile, sir? Why would you

say that?"

"Senile? Now that's just cruel. You seem a bit bewildered…and I

understand that, but I want you to calm down and listen to me."

"Calm down? How am I supposed to calm down?! Why would you want a

village girl like me to take on such a huge responsibility?! Besides, what's

this 'chief' thing about?"

"Would you just relax?!"

He probably meant to sound commanding, but to Enri it only sounded

loud. Still, she managed to regain some composure. Perhaps a corner of her

mind had whispered to her that she wouldn't understand what he was saying

if she didn't listen.

"I know you're not following. But please listen calmly to what I have to

say. Who is the central figure in the village right now?"

"That's you, isn't it? You're the headman."

"No. I think it's safe to say that you are the center of the village at the

moment. The goblins and the new ogres all acknowledge you as their leader

as well, right?"

"That's right. We think of the boss lady as the central figure."

"And the goblins you saved, including Arg, all think of you as their chief,

too."

Enri curled her mouth into a frown. It's true that was what the goblins

thought. But what about the villagers who had been here since long before

that? There was no way they would accept this.

"I pretty much know what you're thinking. You think the villagers would

be against it, right? I already checked with everyone. Last night I held a

meeting with just the villagers to hear their opinion. The result was that

everyone agrees to recognize you as the new headwoman."

"But…why?!"

"…That's what a huge shock the attack was, Enri. Everyone wants a

strong leader."

"What's so strong about me?! I'm just a village girl!"

She had the feeling she'd put a little muscle on her arms, but she was still

nothing but a peasant who couldn't wield a weapon to save her life. If they

wanted someone strong, one of the self-defense squad members like Brita

would have been better.

"Strong doesn't necessarily mean that individual is courageous. Being

able to command goblins—isn't that another kind of strength? The Baleare

family also thinks you're fit for the job."

"Nfi!" Enri squawked like a chicken getting its neck wrung.

"Besides, I'm getting on in years. It wouldn't be so strange for me to hand

over the reins sometime soon."

"What do you mean 'getting on in years'? You're not that old! I thought

you were acting bizarrely grandfatherly—is this what that was about?"

It seemed a bit too early to declare someone in their midforties a senior

citizen. Some would even call it the prime of their lives.

"Setting aside whether I seem grandfatherly or not, the village is

changing. Now that the Wise King of the Forest is gone, there's a higher

likelihood that monsters will come out of the woods. At times like that, my

making decisions based on our experience when times were safer won't cut

it."

"Sir, I realize this is a rude thing to ask, but aren't you just running

away?"

"…I'll be honest. I can't deny that."

The eyes that met Enri's gaze were those of a man baring his heart.

"I still think about that horrific day, when villagers who were like family

to me were killed… I knew your parents well. If we hadn't been living idly

but had built a sturdy wall like we have now, if we had been more on guard,

maybe things wouldn't have ended so badly… Maybe we could have bought

the time until Sir Gown arrived to save us."

Enri felt it would have still been difficult. Survivors who moved to Carne

originally came from other villages that the knights had razed. It was possible

the walls surrounding their homes hadn't been as solid as the one protecting

Carne now, but regardless, they had still been attacked and slaughtered. Even

so, she did agree that if they could have bought even a little bit of time, they

could have saved more lives.

"The old way of thinking is no good. We need to create a new system and

keep this village safe with our own hands. The only ones who can do that

are…the open-minded young people. And of them, it has to be someone with

power."

The headman finished saying his piece. He gazed at Enri with a gentle

expression.

Enri mulled over his words and gave it serious thought. The reason she

refused at first was because the responsibility was so great. She couldn't be

responsible for the villagers' lives if they were attacked again. But isn't that

just running away, like what I accused him of doing earlier?

"I don't know if I can do such a big job."

"That's only natural. You'll have me to assist with administrative duties

and the goblins supporting you for security issues, but it's still terrifying to be

the one making the final decision."

"What about a system of representation where all the villagers

participate?"

"I did consider that, but opinions tend to diverge more sharply the more

important an issue is. We'd end up getting nowhere. I really do think that if

we don't have someone leading the way, we won't even be able to come to a

consensus on things we already agree on."

"What if we had one system for peaceful times and one system for

emergencies?"

"That won't work. We can't cultivate leaders that way. It's precisely

because you show leadership during times of peace that you can put people to

work efficiently during emergencies—they acknowledge your authority."

The headman's conviction was strong, and his argument was sound.

With a distressed look on her face, Enri asked the only question she had

left. "…When should I let you know by?"

"I won't say you have to tell me now. Take your time and think it over."

"Yes, sir."

With that, Enri stood from her seat.

As they left the headman's house, Enri turned around to look at Gokou.

"Hey, I want to think things over for a bit, so do you mind giving me some

time to myself?"

"Ya got it, boss lady. Take yer time. We're on yer side, ya know. Please

tell us if ya ever need anything."

"Yes, I will. Thanks."

After watching Gokou go, she headed for her own house.

Can I do the headman's job?

Personally, she felt it was out of the question.

It was possible a time would come when she would have to give

unimaginable orders, like sacrificing a minority to save the majority.

I wouldn't be able to do that…

The villagers all think too highly of me. For starters, everyone valued her

for the goblins, but it wasn't as if she had negotiated to get them on the

village's side. They just came out of the horn given to her by the great caster

Ainz Ooal Gown.

And the item came only after the good fortune of being saved…

Wait. I did get saved first, right? Sir Gown was wearing a mask and he…

hmm? He was wearing a mask, right?

She suddenly felt like her memory of those events was fuzzy, but it was

probably because the whole situation was so extreme and chaotic.

She shook her head and cleared her mind of those doubts.

Anyhow…

If someone else had received the horn, the proposal of being the next head

of the village would have gone to that person, not her. In other words, it had

nothing to do with Enri's ability; the wheel of fortune simply spun in her

favor.

I should talk to someone…

The first person she thought of was Nfirea. She had the feeling that since

he used to live in the big city and had met lots of different kinds of people, he

would be able to tell if she was right for the position or not. Plus, he knew a

lot of things. She could probably get a precise answer from him.

But the headman had told her that the Baleare family—which included

Nfirea—was in favor. So there was a good chance that if she asked him, he

would simply tell her she should be headwoman.

This is no good… I can't ask anyone from the village. That would mean

Arg or the ogres, but Arg was calling me chief so he's out, and the ogres

don't seem too smart…

As Enri was furrowing her brow, a bright voice called out to her. "Yo.

Looks like you're done talkin'. Hmm? What a serious face. Something

botherin' ya?"

The voice hit her like a bolt of lightning. Right. Someone from outside the

village. Here was a neutral third party who could calmly assess the situation.

Enri ran over to Lupusregina at full speed. "Lupusregina!" She clutched

the surprised woman's shoulders.

"What? What? What's wrong?! I got butterflies in my stomach, but spare

me the confession. I'm not into girls! Ahh, stop! Don't rape me!"

"Wh-whoa, hold on!" Enri released her shoulders and tried to cover her

mouth.

Lupusregina nimbly dodged her and grinned. "Nah, sorry. Anyhow, it

seems you're a little riled up, so maybe just calm down a bit. I was only

jokin'."

"That's a horrible joke…"

Enri's shoulders slumped. But she recovered immediately. Lupusregina

usually disappeared as suddenly as she appeared, so if Enri didn't ask her

now, the maid might be gone before another chance came. "Please listen and

tell me what I should do!"

"I dunno what this is about, but it'd be great if you could tell me while we

walk. I don't want the villagers givin' us weird looks."

Enri blushed. Lupusregina had a point. But… "Then don't scream about

rape…"

"Tee-hee!" Lupusregina made a cute face with her tongue sticking out.

"Arrrgh, Lupusregina!"

"Okay, okay, let's go. Let's go!"

Without waiting for a reply, Lupusregina set off, and Enri followed her.

"Now, now, tell big sister Lupusregina what's on your mind. I can teach

ya everything from sex tips to how to trick boys!"

"Really? You're so mature…"

To Enri, who had no experience in such matters, Lupusregina seemed

extremely experienced. Although nothing had changed, the maid suddenly

appeared more grown-up.

"Eh-heh! I may not look it, but I've been around, ya know."

"Huh?"

Been around? As she wondered what that could mean, Lupusregina

gestured at her to bring on the questions. For the time being, she set aside the

ones that didn't matter and told her about what happened at the headman's

house.

"So what should I do?"

"Huh? Like I know!"

That was all she said.

"What? But, Lupusregina, you said I could talk to you."

"Sure, but that didn't mean I would give ya a proper reply… Well, listen.

First, if you only take the job because someone is pushin' ya, you'll regret it,

so definitely don't do that. You should keep thinking till ya have an answer

that makes sense."

Lupusregina's usual innocence had faded, giving way to alluring beauty.

Normally her eyes were round, but now they tapered thin. Her faint smile

gave Enri shivers.

"That's just my opinion—I won't tell ya what to do. Break it down in

your own head. One thing we can say is that no matter who becomes

headman, they'll make a lot of mistakes. As far as I know, there's only about

forty-one people who can do everything perfectly. So it's stupid to worry

about failure. And if ya take a step back and really think about it, no one in

this village is more fit for the job than you."

"Why do you think that?"

"Go ask the goblins what they'll do if a monster they deem unbeatable

attacks the village—both if you're the headwoman and if you're not."

Lupusregina quietly changed back to her normal cheerful expression.

"Well, that was no fun! Agh, I'm not into this scenario. Mannn. It'd be

more fun if instead of you bein' headwoman, the village got hit by a big, fat

tragedy!"

"What?"

"Heh-heh." Lupusregina patted Enri on the shoulder. "I think you should

be headwoman. As for everything else…you should ask the boy over

there…" As she took her hand off Enri's shoulder, she twirled around once. It

was a light movement, as if friction didn't affect her. "Later, then!"

Lupusregina walked away while waving. Nfirea and Nemu were standing

in that direction holding hands. She patted Nfirea on the shoulder. As if that

had poured energy into them, the pair started to move.

"Welcome back, Enri!" Nemu must have been incredibly anxious,

because she raced toward her at full speed.

For a moment, Enri worried she would be bowled over, but she managed

to avoid it by bringing out all the strength in her leg muscles.

"You're back sooner than I expected, Enri. You didn't stay the night?"

"Hi to both of you. No, I didn't. I camped on the way back."

"Hmm… I'm glad you didn't get attacked by monsters. I can't really

support that choice, though. The goblins may be strong, but there are stronger

monsters out there. We live on the plains, so you don't get too many out here,

but still."

"Enri, don't do anything dangerous!" Nemu grabbed her shirt as if to say

she would never let her go again.

Enri was the only living family her little sister had left. My life doesn't

belong to only me. It seemed like she had briefly forgotten that.

"Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry."

Enri gently petted Nemu's head.

"Okay! I forgive you!" Nemu looked up at her and smiled.

"Thanks. Were you a good girl while I was gone? You didn't make too

much trouble for Nfi, did you?"

"Aw, c'mon, sis! I'm not a baby anymore! Right, Nfi?"

"Ah-ha-ha. I had to take care of the members of Arg's tribe, so I couldn't

watch her the whole time, but I think she was good!"

"Agh, you're treating me like a kid, too, Nfi? Anyway, more importantly,

Enri, Nfi stinks!"

"Nemu! It's the smell of herbs, isn't it? Didn't you say your hands

smelled after you crushed them?"

"Is the smell that makes your eyes sting from the herbs?"

"…Well, there are other things, too, like alchemical items I use as an

apothecary. But, Nemu, don't make it sound like I smell bad…"

"But you do!"

His face froze.

"Well, it's just that the odor clings to your clothes. I think you'd be fine if

you changed out of your work clothes…" Enri hurried to explain what Nemu

meant, and Nfirea's face softened a bit.

"I don't really have other clothes… In E-Rantel, I pretty much just wore

this."

"Then should I make you some?"

"Huh? You can make clothes?"

"What do you take me for, Nfi? Of course I can make simple clothes."

"Oh. I've always bought mine so it seems amazing that you can just make

your own."

"Well, thanks, but anyone in the village… Nemu, we should start

practicing."

"Okayyy!"

"All right. Will you go on home ahead of me? I want to talk to Nfi about

something."

Nemu put a hand to her mouth, and her eyes sparkled. "Okay! Got it! I'll

go home now! Good luck, Nfi!" She dashed excitedly toward the house with

a wave.

"She sure listened well. I wonder if she's hiding something," Enri

murmured as she watched Nemu go.

"Nah, I doubt it… More importantly! What did you want to talk about? Of

course, I have an idea, since I participated in the village meeting

yesterday…"

"Then this will be quick." Enri skipped needless explanation and told him

what had happened at the headman's house.

But not only that. She told him about her worries and what Lupusregina

had said—everything.

After listening to the end, Nfirea looked her square in the eye and said,

"You should do what you think is best; I'll support you either way…is the

kind of canned reply I don't want to give. I want you to do it."

"Why? I'm—"

"You're not just a village girl. You're Enri Emmott, leader of the goblins.

You're thinking that the goblins aren't your power. But in the end, they are.

I'll answer the question Lupusregina told you to ask the goblins. In an

emergency, if you're not the headwoman, they'll carry you off and escape

before their fighting power is too depleted."

"They wouldn't do that!"

"…They'll say that while you're safe, but if the time came, they would.

They told me so."

"No way…"

Enri stared at Nfirea in disbelief. She thought he had to be lying, but she

couldn't detect so much as a hint of exaggeration.

"The most important thing to them isn't the village but you. But if you're

the headwoman, then the village belongs to you, so they'll stay here and fight

as long as they can. That's the only thing that changes, but it does make a

difference. By the way, they told me to take your sister and follow them in

case that did happen. Enri…you can confirm with them if you want, but don't

tell them you heard anything from me."

"I'm not going to ask them," she declared.

Nfirea parted his bangs and looked at her with wide eyes. "Are you sure?

There's always the possibility that I'm ly—"

"No, there isn't. You wouldn't lie to me. I believe you. But I guess that's

just how important a summoner is, huh?"

"I think it must be partly because it's you. You buy weapons for them and

stuff, right? Seems only natural that they would place the highest importance

on such a kind master. This isn't the nicest way to put it, but the villagers

never gave the goblins anything—they think of them as monsters you

summoned. It's only natural to pick the person who sees them as individuals

over the people who don't, right?"

Of course, the villagers didn't necessarily think of them that way, but

when she thought back, she had never seen any of them showing their

gratitude in a concrete way.

"…But sometimes the villagers treat them to lunch."

"That's a thank-you to you. They're just saying, 'We'll handle the lunch

cost and prep time.' Have you ever seen any of the villagers call a goblin by

their name?"

She hadn't. She thought it was because they just couldn't tell them apart,

but maybe they never even felt like trying.

When she thought that, an indescribable loneliness came over her.

"Oh…"

But the forlorn feeling wasn't the only thing in her voice. There was a

determined gleam in her eyes, like she had made up her mind.

"Yeah… Personally, I think you'd be a great headwoman. And if you

become headwoman, the goblins' situation will change pretty quickly."

"…You'll all help me, right?"

"Of course. It's more like there's no one who wouldn't help you!"

"Okay. Then I'm going to pay the headman a visit. When you've made up

your mind, it's better to act right away!"

Nfirea laughed at her declaration. It was a soft, bubbly laugh that showed

he understood that she wanted encouragement.

"Okay! Get going, Enri!"

She turned on her heel with an "Mm-hmm" and took a step down the path

to being the new head of Carne.

Watching the village intently from the sky, Lupusregina saw people

clustering in the square. Enri went out in front of everyone and said

something, but it was nearly impossible at this distance to pick up her voice.

Perhaps she had finished talking—the villagers began to clap.

"Ha-haaa. So that's how it turned out. She did it. This is great. Ee-heehee-hee-hee-hee!"

"—What are you having so much fun with?"

Lupusregina turned just her head to face the voice behind her. "Oh, if it

isn't Yuri. Are you flying with a magic item?"

"Yes, by the power of a magic item Lord Ainz lent me. What's so…? This

is Carne. You got scolded over it, right?"

"That's right. But things just got really interestin'."

"What things?"

"There's a new leader in the village now… For the humans here, that

means new history, a potential for new beginnings. But imagine the looks on

their faces if, just at their grandest moment, the village got attacked and

everything burned up!"

A crack appeared in her beauty, and anyone who saw it would have said

that something evil or horrible was flowing from it.

"I thought you were getting along with the villagers…"

"Yeah, we get along. I just get so excited when I think about all my

human pals getting crushed like bugs."

"So you're a total sadist, hmm? Right up there with Solution. Why are

you all like that? Shizu is the only saving grace—honestly. Although Entoma

isn't so bad, either…"

Lupusregina laughed at her leader's complaints and said, "Oh, village,

won't you fall for me?"

4

"Urrrgh, I'm so tired."

Enri tossed the little chalkboard she was holding onto the table and

flopped over. Hearing some quiet laughter, she turned just her head to see her

teacher, Nfirea, smiling at her as she had guessed.

"Nice work, Enri."

"I did work—so hard! I'm not good at using my head…"

"But you have to be able to do simple reading, writing, and arithmetic."

Enri groaned.

She'd been told there were minimum education requirements for

becoming headwoman, so she was getting private lessons from Nfirea, but

her head felt like it was going to burst.

"Why are there so many letters? Someone came up with this system just

to torture meeee…"

"Don't say that. You can write your name now, right? And Nemu's?"

"Yeah, I'm a little happy about that… I don't suppose that much is good

enough, is it?"

"Sorry! Unfortunately, you're still at the most basic of basics. I mean, it's

only been five days since you started studying, so we haven't gotten to any of

the important stuff yet."

Enri looked like someone who couldn't believe what she had just heard.

"Ohh, don't make that face. Once you get the simple stuff down, it's just

application. So this actually is pretty important, yeah."

"…Wahh."

"You do seem tired, though. Shall we call it quits for today?"

Enri stood as if she'd been waiting for the word. "Yes! Got an early day

tomorrow! Good thinking, Nfi!"

With a wry grin, Nfirea erased the squiggly worm letters off the

chalkboard. "Okay, have a nice rest. We'll start studying at the same time

tomorrow."

"I'm really happy that you're willing to take time away from

experimenting to help me, but I can't do anything to thank you…"

"Yes, yes. That's how it goes. Someone once told me that the teachers

hated by their students are better than the ones who get thanked."

"That's a lie! That's definitely a lie!"

"Ah-ha-ha-ha! Okay, I need to get going. Good night, Enri."

"Okay, good night, Nfi. You should go home and sleep, not experiment."

Acknowledging her remark with a smile, he left through the front door.

After watching his magic light recede for a little while, she went back inside,

and the dark house suddenly felt terribly lonely.

"Ahh, I'm tired."

She sluggishly took off her clothes and got into bed. They had been pretty

noisy, but next to her, her sister was making adorable snoozing noises. Enri

closed her eyes in peace.

She was sure she would fall asleep right away because she had worked her

brain so hard, and she was right. Perhaps only a few seconds after she closed

her eyes, she was out.

How long had it been since she had fallen asleep? Some far-off noise

awakened her from her light sleep.

Three knocks. Then a little while later, another three knocks.

When she realized what that pattern meant, her eyes popped open in the

darkness. Her extraordinarily lucid brain recognized that she was in her own

house, and she jumped up. Her sister jumped up at the same time.

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah."

She sounded scared but not to the point where she couldn't function.

"Get ready now!"

"Okay!"

Turning on the light would be a waste of time, so they simply started

preparing to run.

As the ringing of the bell came to them on the wind, they got their things

together in an extremely short amount of time—the result of practicing over

and over, as well as a product of the fear that had stuck with them from the

previous attack. Probably Arg's story planted the possibility in their minds,

too.

"Nemu! You run straight to the meeting hall! I'll be there as soon as I

finish my duties!"

Without waiting for a reply, she grabbed her sister's hand and flew out the

door of their house.

The bell still making a racket signaled an emergency. It meant that

attackers had been spotted.

She couldn't completely abandon the hope that this was just another drill,

but the agitation in the air denied it. It was the same atmosphere as when the

knights had attacked.

When they neared the meeting hall, Enri gave Nemu a push. "Now go!"

Nemu made a small reply without turning around and ran as fast as she

could.

Enri felt the urge to go after her, to at least see that she made it into the

hall safely.

But at the meeting several days ago, she had become headwoman, so she

had to act with the entire village in mind now.

She wished this would have happened before she'd assumed the position

or long after…

"It's almost like some evil god is watching us." Her inner thoughts spilled

out. This really was the worst timing.

"Boss lady!" A goblin ran toward her.

"What is it? What happened?"

"We spotted some monsters on the edge of the forest. They might attack

the village."

"Understood. I'll follow you!"

Led by the goblin, Enri raced toward the main gate. Just behind it was the

fence they set up only at night, and Enri saw that the goblins were all present.

Equipped with the new weapons and gear she'd bought for them, they looked

stalwart—like true veteran warriors.

As they approached, Enri could tell by the stench on the wind that the

ogres were there, too. They had their brand-new, brutal-looking clubs firmly

in hand.

At about the same time Enri arrived, the self-defense squad members,

along with Brita and Nfirea, all gathered from around the village. Arg and

two of the goblins from his village who had managed to make a

psychological recovery came, too.

"Is this everyone? How about Lizzy? Is she coming later?"

Nfirea's grandmother Lizzy was a fairly powerful caster. It wouldn't have

been at all strange to have her help defend the main gate.

"No, she's not coming. I had her go to the meeting hall. That place is

important, too."

The villagers nodded with conviction. Their families were gathered in the

meeting hall. They needed to fortify those defenses, as well.

"I had members who aren't great with bows go there. If you have any

available hands, I'd like some of you to go as well, just to be safe, but what

do you think?"

"That's not happening." Jugemu shot down Brita's request with zero

hesitation.

The villagers who lived with the goblins knew there was no malice in his

reply. Enri swallowed tensely and the goblin leader continued.

"There are a lot of monsters. Not only ogres, but lots of different kinds.

It's too dangerous to split up the force."

"We don't have an accurate count?"

"Brita, they're in the woods, so we don't have an accurate count. Keeping

that in mind…our current count is at seven ogres, a few giant snakes, a

couple wargs, creatures that resemble barghests, and something huge at the

rear…"

"Wargs, snakes, and ogres working together? Is there a druid behind

them?"

A warg was a magical beast that for all appearances looked like an upsize

wolf. They were smarter than wolves, and encountering one in the woods

meant a bad time.

"There's a good chance. If they have a caster, this'll get tricky—they'll

have a ranged attack method, too. Should we commit our full force? If so, I'll

go call Grandma."

"I'm…not sure that's a good idea, boss man. The meeting hall is the

sturdiest building in the village. It was made that way so people could hole up

in there if it came to it—it's the village's citadel, so to speak. It's far better if

we have someone there to protect it."

"…So we might have to retreat? Where should I position myself?"

"Lead the self-defense squad, Brita. I want ya to explain my orders to

them in an easy-to-understand way and take other actions as appropriate."

"So we'll be the second line of defense against the invaders? First will be

the archers, and then we'll be behind the barricade not really aiming but just

thrusting our spears?"

"Yeah, do that. But wargs and barghests are quick. If we leave them be,

they'll cause a lot of damage, so aim for them first. And if there's a druid, can

ya all pull back?"

"I have no objections, but will you have enough manpower if the selfdefense squad withdraws?"

"…If we're lucky, it'll work out somehow."

"I see… I'll make sure everyone is ready. Can you prioritize taking out

the druids or whatever has a ranged attack so we don't get hit in the rear?

Man, I used to be an adventurer, but I don't think I've ever seen villagers this

brave… Well, I've been thinking that ever since I came here and saw them

doing archery drills…"

"It's because they were attacked once… They hated how powerless they

were." Enri had been listening in silence, but now she chimed in to speak for

all the members of the self-defense squad.

And in reality, no one ran away, even if they were pale in the face. They

had to make a stand. They had to defend their village. Most importantly, their

loved ones were behind them.

"By the way, do we think that, since there are so many of them, it might

be some creature who can muster a force, like the Giant of the East or the

Magical Serpent of the West?"

"We can't say for sure that it's not." Jugemu answered Brita's question in

a low voice.

If that was the case, then it was possible that it was Arg and his tribe who

drew in the monsters. Maybe that's why he had answered so quietly—so the

self-defense squad didn't get upset at Arg and his tribe.

They had already told the villagers that the Giant of the East and the

Magical Serpent of the West existed and that those two were each as strong

as the Wise King of the Forest.

They only saw it once the Dark Warrior had captured it, but the

immensely powerful magical beast made quite an impression on the villagers.

If they thought they might have to confront a monster equally strong, against

which they had no chance of winning, they might get frightened.

"The Magical Serpent of the West uses some kind of magic, right? That

could be hairy," Brita grumbled and Nfirea agreed with her.

"Monsters have less than ten kinds of magic they can use racially, but it

can get tricky when you're dealing with the type that can acquire spells,

because of how diverse their repertoire gets. There might be something they

can use to get over the wall…"

"I'm glad you and the goblins can use magic, but when the enemy can, it

feels like they're cheating," Enri whined and the villagers winced.

"…Don't tell Sir Gown I said that."

At that, many of the villagers cracked a smile.

Maybe they're a little calmer now, thought Enri. Too relaxed was no

good, but being too nervous would prevent them from fighting with their

usual strength. The current atmosphere seemed just right.

"Don't worry, guys. All ya have to do is shoot yer bows from the rear.

We'll be the front line."

The goblins had trained the self-defense squad with that purpose in mind,

so that was the most appropriate position for them.

It was extremely difficult for such a small village to procure enough

swords and shields for everyone, so they didn't have enough gear to properly

equip the self-defense squad for fighting on the front line. In the first place,

they may have been called the self-defense squad, but they were still just

volunteers from the village. Their members had some degree of muscle from

their habitual use of hoes and spades, but that didn't make them skilled with a

weapon. Only people with ludicrous potential could become strong enough to

defeat monsters while training only during their spare time between farming

tasks.

Having concluded for the above reasons that they couldn't train the

villagers up to the level necessary to fight on the front line, the goblins taught

them how to use bows and arrows so they could act as the rear guard.

Although their skills had improved and they could hit a target with decent

accuracy, they didn't have the strength to draw powerful bows that conveyed

superior penetrating ability, so they probably wouldn't be able to deal

damage to monsters with thick hides. Still, if they were lucky, an arrow from

a volley might strike a weak point.

"All right, line up so that ya can aim for the area right on the other side of

the gate, just like we practiced. Arg, yer guys' job starts after the gate gets

broken down. We'll have ya line up with the self-defense squad members and

use spears. Consider anything Brita says an order from the boss lady herself

and obey!"

"Okay! Leave it to me!"

"That's the spirit. No running away, ya hear me? Fight for yer life!"

"Of course! I owe her my life! I don't even mind taking the farthest

position out front with the ogres!"

"Stupid kid! If we left it all to ya, the enemy would break through right

away! Save the heroics for when yer stronger!"

Getting snapped at by Jugemu seemed to frustrate Arg, but the selfdefense squad comforted him.

Enri was relieved—first, that the villagers didn't think Arg drew the

monsters, and second, that they seemed to be accepting him and the others in

his tribe.

They were the most recent outsiders to come to the village. They weren't

treated cruelly or avoided, but neither had the wall between them completely

disappeared. But seeing them like this, it seemed like in the near future—

perhaps once they got through this battle together—there would be no chasm

between them. Ironically, combat was the best way to strengthen their bonds.

It was precisely because Arg felt that wall directly that his passion to fight

was so strong. He was aiming to improve his group's standing by

contributing to the village. Even in human society, the ones who took

initiative and shed blood were respected. Considering that the position in that

society of all their tribe mates hinged on their performance in this battle, the

determination of Arg and his comrades was understandable.

"Nfi, I have a favor to ask you." Enri moved next to him and whispered in

his ear.

"Ooh—er, could you back up a bit for a second? Mm-hmm, okay. Got it.

In that case… There's something I want your group to do, Arg. I'm going to

give you these alchemical items, so I want you to put them to good use."

Nfirea opened his bag and showed them a bunch of bottles and paper

packages.

"Throw them at the enemy. You won't be able to hit them from too far

away, so it'll only be useful in medium-range combat, but… Can you do

that?"

"Leave it to us! We got this!"

As if he had been waiting for Arg to take the bag, the voice of a goblin in

the watchtower sounded. "Those guys out there are on the move! No doubt

about it. They're headed for the village!"

If they strained their ears, they could hear the savage growls of various

monsters on the wind.

"Okay, self-defense squad, get ready! Be careful, boss lady! You, too,

boss man!"

"Yep! Got it. Please don't let anyone die!"

"You can count on me! Let's go, Enri."

Enri ran off with Nfirea as an escort. They were going to make a round of

all the houses to make sure there were no villagers who hadn't been warned

about the situation.

After seeing off Enri, the goblins transitioned into battle mode.

"First, self-defense squad members, ple— Get into position. Make sure

the enemy is in range!"

Naturally, they couldn't aim directly through the wall at the monsters on

the other side. To hit a target they couldn't see would require an indirect shot,

but these novices couldn't manage something so complicated. It would have

taken too long to train them to that level, so the goblin instructors decided to

have them specialize in one thing—mastering a sense for how to land arrows

right on the other side of the gate. In other words, the goblins had the

volunteers practice figuring out how much strength to use at a specific angle

to draw their bows in a way that would drop arrows in the correct spot. It was

an exercise that wouldn't be useful anywhere but that one location, but it was

probably fairly efficient training, since it allowed them to conduct one-sided

attacks if they could expect enemies to come to break down the gate.

The cries of the monsters drew nearer, and a booming shock echoed

through the gate. The adjacent walls vibrated.

"Okay! Targets are in range! Suppress them!"

"Loose!"

In response to Jugemu's shout, two goblin archers up in the watchtower—

Shuuringan and Guurindai—began loosing their shots. As long as they had a

clear shot, the goblins with "archer" in their name wouldn't miss. Screams of

pain went up from the other side of the gate.

The self-defense squad, engulfed in the virtually rumbling combat

atmosphere, trembled in fear and anxiety.

Then Jugemu shouted, "Self-defense squad members shouldn't be loosing

their arrows yet! Bows down till I give the order!"

The reason they weren't attacking even though enemies were in the range

they had practiced for could be understood by anyone who saw the

watchtower in the next instant.

Someone was lobbing rocks at it from over the wall. Each one was larger

than a human head.

Most of them missed, but bad luck had it that one did hit, and the whole

tower swayed.

"We've got stone lobbers! They seem to have more shots!"

"Each one has about three stones, so we can expect around twenty-one—

Whoa!"

Another stone connected and broke a plank in the upper part of the

watchtower.

If the self-defense squad attacked, the stones would probably go flying at

them, too. Granted, the chance of receiving a direct hit was extremely slim,

since they were in a position that shielded them from the enemy's line of

sight. But if they were unlucky, one impact would definitely be enough to kill

any one of them. Even a stone retaining its momentum and rolling through

their lines could cause serious injuries.

The battle looked like it would be a long one. Choosing not to have the

self-defense squad fight was the safe, conservative strategy, but it was also a

sign of Jugemu's determination to not let anyone die.

"You thought if you threw stones we'd get scared and stop shooting? You

thought wrong!" Guurindai shouted and bravely aimed his bow again amid

the flying stones. All the self-defense squad members' eyes were pinned on

him as he fearlessly retaliated despite the serious risk of injury he faced.

But Jugemu wasn't watching that. He scanned the battlefield and spotted a

new enemy. "Kyuumei! Get the snake that's climbin' up the left-hand wall!

You can take him on yer own, right?"

"No problem, Leader. Leave it to me!"

Kyuumei, who had been on standby in the rear, raced on his wolf over to

where the snake was now visible coming over the wall.

"Fifteen! Sixteen! Hang in there a little longer, you two!" shouted

Jugemu.

They didn't even need to be told. The prowess of the pair of archers

standing in the now-leaning watchtower remained as sharp as ever. If they

had abandoned the tower, the position would have crumbled sooner, but their

hard work drew the lobbed stones in its direction, rendering them pointless.

When Jugemu looked left, Kyuumei was prevailing in his fight with the

snake.

Once the half-destroyed watchtower began leaning so badly that

Shuuringan and Guurindai couldn't hold out any longer, they jumped down.

The pair didn't stop on impact but rolled across the ground.

"Self-defense squad, prepare to loose!"

The squad raised their bows.

"Deep breaths! In! Out! In! Draw!"

The same shouts as usual gave the self-defense squad the illusion, for just

a moment, that this was a drill. They could forget the screaming creaks of the

wood and move almost identically to the way they did during practice.

"Loose!"

Fourteen arrows flew neatly through the air, curving in identical arcs.

They disappeared over the wall, and the screams of monsters could be heard.

Arg whispered an impressed "Amazing," but Jugemu didn't have time to

pay attention to him.

"Prepare yer second shot! Don't rush! Deep breaths! In! Out! In! Draw!"

Shuuringan and Guurindai, who had received healing magic, lined up

alongside the self-defense squad.

"Loose!"

Another fourteen arrows flew. And two more a beat later. A howl of rage

went up again, and the shrieking of the gate grew even louder. It seemed the

enemies' anger and pain were being converted into power.

"Fall back! Change gear!"

All at once the self-defense squad moved behind the fence located inside

the main gate. The sturdy barrier would block the path of anyone who

penetrated the first defense. It was set up in an L shape, and it funneled the

enemies straight toward the waiting ogres and the goblins under Jugemu. For

the invaders, it was after they broke through the gate that things would

become truly deadly.

"Any casters should get out of the direct line of fire!"

"Leader!"

"What is it, Arg?"

"In the items from boss man, there's an adhesive. Where should I spread

it?"

"Won't it get sucked up by the dirt?!"

"He said it will but that ya can just assume it'll last for a short amount of

time!"

"I see. Then find an opening to throw it at the base of the blocked gate!"

Arg took his tribe mates and moved out with a curt "Understood." As they

prepared, the rider returned from defeating the snake. The cleric rushed over

and healed his wounds.

With a ker-blam, one side of the gate burst open. The first to surge in were

the enemy ogres.

"Heh-heh, ya brainless morons." Jugemu sneered. Ya made a big mistake.

The way that only one door broke was actually part of the village's plan.

If one side broke, the enemy would probably just charge in rather than try to

break the other side, especially if they were being shot at. But the opening

was narrow, so they couldn't all enter at once, leaving quite a few stuck with

nowhere to go. Meanwhile the village had soldiers stationed along the L

fence and could attack all at once.

"Stay hi to our deadly battle formation!"

The ally ogres had an advantage in their fistfights with the enemy ogres

due to their slightly better gear, and the self-defense squad supported them

with spears. Volleys from the archers and the mage, as well as alchemical

items from Arg, flew toward the ogres who were trying to break down the

inner fence. Other beasts were looking for gaps to jump into the fray, but the

goblins held them at bay.

The villagers had a definite advantage. The riders were on reserve in the

rear. If the enemy didn't have any casters, victory was certain. But then—

"What's that?!" There was dread in Jugemu's stifled shout. "Is that a

troll?"

A giant, clearly different from an ogre but just as big, was approaching

with peculiar, awkward movements. In its hands it clutched a huge sword

with a strange aura about it.

Did the slimy liquid running from the groove down the center of the blade

to its edge have magical power?

"Is this their boss…? Could it be…the Giant of the East?"

Once it crossed his mind, it made sense. Its tough flesh was trained like

steel, and while it resembled trolls Jugemu had seen, it also looked like

something completely different. He could understand how it would be on par

with the magical beast he'd once seen.

Even one troll was formidable enough that they would have to throw

everyone they had at it. How hard of a fight would they have against a

monster that seemed even stronger?

"Then…"

Jugemu wondered what to do.

They had no chance of winning. The best move would be to protect Enri

and run. She would be completely opposed to it, but they would have to use

force if it came down to that.

"…No, that's not our best move. It's our worst move and our last resort,"

he spat. "…Men, we're going to die. Abandon any comfy ideas like falling

back. We're going to sear our bravery into the eyes of everyone here!"

A battle cry full of the goblins' fighting spirit went up, and for a moment,

the enemies in the area seemed overwhelmed and froze.

"Let's go! Show them yer power as one of boss lady Enri's followers!"

Enri breathed a sigh of relief; she and Nfirea had been around the village

once but found no one. Just then she could make out the sound of something

breaking from the direction of the main gate. Then she heard a chorus of

screams and a heavy bass sound that made her guts vibrate.

The monsters must have broken down the gate. The battle must have

started. Enri swallowed the bile that threatened to come up. A bitter taste

spread from her throat through her mouth, but she ignored it and looked at

Nfirea.

"Nfi. We should be at the gate, too."

"I understand, but don't you think it would be better for you to go reassure

the people in the meeting hall?" His words contained the nuance so you won't

be in the way.

Enri had trained with a bow, but at the point the gate was broken down,

they should have already transitioned to fighting with spears. Even if she

went now, there honestly wasn't much she could do.

"I can't do that. I was chosen as headwoman because I can command the

goblins, because I'm powerful. It's probably the right move to withdraw, but

at least this time, I just can't."

She had to show them, at least once, that she could fight out in front.

Perhaps acknowledging the strength in her eyes, Nfirea parted his bangs

to reveal a serious expression and agreed. "Yeah, you're right. Got it. I'll

protect you."

At the sight of the brave, earnest look on his face, not at all characteristic

of her longtime friend, Enri felt her heart do something unfamiliar.

"Hmm? What is it, Enri? I may not be as magnificent as Sir Gown, but I

won't die before you."

"…Don't say 'die.'"

"Oh, sorry… Umm…umm…"

Recognizing his usual inability to come up with something to say, Enri

smiled.

"Let's go, Nfi!"

"Oh, uh, yeah! Let's. We don't have time to stand around talking."

The two of them took off running for the main gate. They had come all

the way to the back gate, so even if they sprinted at full speed, it would still

take some time to get there. If they arrived out of breath, they wouldn't be

able to fight right away and would only be in the way in a clash, so they

moved at a pace that saved a bit of energy.

But they ended up running for only a few seconds.

An awful noise froze them in their tracks.

When they turned around, something was partially visible at the top of the

back gate.

The shapes were huge, and strange, and so unlike what a human's looked

like that, for a moment, Enri and Nfirea couldn't figure out what they were

staring at, but they were fingers. A hand had grabbed the top of the thirteenfoot gate.

Shocked like they'd been punched in the head, the pair scrambled into the

shadow of a house.

"What is that thing? A giant?"

"I don't know! B—" Without finishing, Nfirea gasped, mouth agape.

Enri quickly looked to the back gate and made exactly the same

expression.

Something was slowly climbing over, and there was no way it was

human.

"That's not a troll, is it?"

At Nfirea's breathless question, Enri took a hard look at the monster.

"That?"

"It's the first time I'm seeing one, but it looks just like the stories I've

heard. If it's really a troll, we're in trouble… Adventurers have to be at least

gold rank to fight them. Honestly, it might be tough for Jugemu and the

goblins."

So it was stronger than the strongest person in the village. Enri felt all the

blood drain out of her face.

The troll began looking around the area, snorting.

Enri was pulled farther into the shadows. Then a hand went over her

mouth, and she heard a low voice whispering in her ear.

"Enri, trolls have good noses. Right now, we're downwind, so I think

we're fine, but it's too soon to relax. We should try to get away from here…

and meet up with the goblins."

Enri replied into Nfirea's ear. "No, Nfi! If this thing goes to the front gate

now, they'll be pincered and everyone will die!"

"Ah, you might be right. But what can we—?"

"We're the only ones here, so we have to stop it."

From a gap in Nfirea's bangs, his eyes said he thought she was crazy. And

Enri knew what she was saying sounded outrageous, but there was no other

way.

"We don't have to defeat or kill it. We just have to buy some time. Nfi,

help me out."

"How are we going to buy time? You mean we try to keep it here? I could

fight it, but…I doubt I would survive even a single hit." There was a quiet

resolve in his voice.

In response, Enri told him her plan to trick the troll. "I have an idea. First,

let's make an ogre."

The troll looked at the wooden houses for a little while and then began to

move.

Every dwelling had the mellow scent of humans, but he knew it was only

lingering traces. Confirming there were no other nearby smells, he started

walking in the direction of the fighting clamor. The sounds of his brother's

battle made saliva pool in his mouth—because they made him think about the

humans who were surely there.

Nice, tender humans were a rare feast.

Even among trolls, he was a bit of a gourmand, and he loved the meaty

arms and legs while preferring to pass on the bitter bellies. As a result, it was

hard for him to eat his fill without enough prey, but it seemed like there was

plenty here.

His stride lengthened as he began to drool.

But then he stopped and looked around—more precisely, he eyed the

shadows of the houses.

Ogres.

He smelled ogres.

The troll frowned. There were ogres among his brethren, but these

smelled a little bit different; he didn't recognize them. The scent surrounded

him from the shadows of the houses.

Of course, the reason he could distinguish the odor to that degree was not

that he had the keen nose of a dog but that since he had ogre comrades, he

had learned the scent of their race. So he wasn't able to figure out how many

there were.

And something puzzled him. There was a mysterious scent in the air as

well. It was like the green smell of trampled herbs but much stronger.

Are the ogres slathered in mashed-up herbs? With the question still on his

mind, he wondered what to do. The smell was so pungent it seemed like his

eyes were going to tear up. The ogres must have stuffy noses if they can stand

this.

He could take them head-on. Trolls were stronger than ogres. But that

didn't mean he would get through it unscathed, and it didn't mean it would be

a short fight.

Since the troll possessed a racial regeneration ability, his wounds would

gradually heal, but it was bad to lose time. His ogre friends would eat up all

the humans.

Surely his opponents were spread out so they could all jump him at once

if he went straight for a fight.

Satisfied that he had seen through their scheme, the troll started going

around them.

His goal was to annihilate them as quickly as possible. So perhaps now,

while they were scattered, was his chance. He could just start with one on the

edge and pick them off individually.

As he was moving slowly so as not to make any noise, a tiny shadow

suddenly darted out from one of the houses.

It wasn't a goblin or some other creature like that but his favorite food—a

human.

As he was frozen in shock, the caped human came and splashed him with

something.

"Oograhhhhh!" The sharp stench made him scream. The green liquid he'd

been hit with gave off such a violent stink he all but wanted to rip off his

nose. It was several times stronger than the herb smell hanging around the

ogres.

He may have had regenerative powers, but this wasn't an injury. With

tears in his eyes from the intolerable smell, he tried to kick the human, but it

had already raced into a house.

The reason that he, with his keen sense of smell, had let it sneak up on

him was that the stench of the herbs had overpowered the human scent.

Though angered, the troll returned to his original target. First, he'd kill the

ogres, then he'd have the human for dessert.

The furious troll searched around the houses but couldn't find any ogres.

There was no one; it was as if they had all disappeared.

"Grrrr, where are they?"

Ogres were smaller than him, but they were still huge, yet he scanned the

area and saw nothing. If anything that large moved, he should have caught it

in his peripheral vision. Are the ogres invisible like my master? Confused by

this incomprehensible turn of events, the troll snorted.

Still, the intense herb smell on his body got in his way, so he had no idea

where the ogre smell was coming from.

"Grrrrr." With a groan, the troll used a hand to wipe at the liquid, but that

only made his hand smell.

Just then he discovered a piece of cloth on the ground. Figuring he could

clean up with that, he grabbed it and brought it to his nose out of curiosity.

His nose wasn't working so well, but up close he could somewhat detect the

smell.

It smelled like an ogre. At that point, even the troll could figure out what

was going on. I must have thought there was an ogre here because of this

fabric covered in ogre scent.

That couldn't be a coincidence.

"Human!" the troll roared and scanned the area. No humans to be found.

So it had to be in the house still.

Clenching his fist with rage, he smashed it into the building. After

pounding a few times, the roof caved in.

I'm going to tear it to pieces, thought the troll as he chased the human that

flew out of the house in a panic.

The troll chasing her meant the plan was working, so she could only be

thankful, but she still wanted to cry. This can't be good for my heart. What

village girl wouldn't be on the verge of tears if she had to play tag with a

huge man-eating monster, where being caught meant ending up in its

stomach?

The other thing that made her want to cry was that she didn't know when

this game of tag would end. When she thought about how long she would

have to keep at it, the will to continue running to the very end welled up

inside her, but every time she worried about when the battle at the front gate

would be over and whether everyone knew they were being chased around,

her spirit flagged.

Enri regretted taking so long to prep that neither she nor Nfirea had been

able to report to the front gate.

She dove desperately into the house where Nfirea was waiting. Then her

friend, wearing a matching hooded cape, ran out the back door. As she waited

with bated breath to see if their opponent would get caught in her trap, the

troll chased after Nfirea without seeming to realize he was a different person.

Panting, Enri happily clasped her hands together.

There was a clear gap between trolls' and humans' stamina, stride, and

strength, meaning a single person being chased would definitely get caught;

her idea was to even up the battle of attrition by trading places and taking

turns resting without their opponent realizing. One objective was to buy time,

but they also didn't want to let the troll reach the meeting hall where all the

villagers were gathered.

The issue was how to make it seem like there was only one person. How

did trolls tell humans apart? If a troll spent a lot of time observing humans,

surely they would learn to discern some differences, but what if that wasn't

the case? What she relied on was disguising their appearances, focusing

especially on their clothes. That's why they both wore the same rain cape.

Then they employed herb juice to neutralize the troll's sensitive nose.

Enri had set two traps for the monster's sense of smell—stopping the troll

in its tracks with the lingering odor of the ogres and then covering up their

human scent with the herbs.

Having finally caught her breath, she began moving stealthily toward the

next house.

Once she entered the dark interior, she quietly checked on the situation

outside. As the heavy thudding approached, Nfirea, looking frantic, dove into

the house. At the right timing, Enri leaped out the back door she had just

come in.

She set off running but quickly realized the troll wasn't coming after her.

It was looking between her and the house, snorting. Its ugly face warped

further. She could sort of tell it seemed full of suspicion.

Icy sweat ran down her neck. She absentmindedly wiped it away with the

back of her hand, but at the wet sensation, it hit her. "…Its nose adapted?"

The troll seemed to have gotten used to the herbs, noticed something off

about the sweat it was smelling, and came to the conclusion that there were

actually two humans.

It raised its fist and smashed the roof of the house. Nfirea came tumbling

out, but he stopped and didn't seem like he was going to run. "Enri! You

escape! I'll buy you time!"

"You idiot! We should go together!"

"It'll definitely catch up to us! Using a house as a shield won't matter!"

Enri's eyes widened and Nfirea laughed.

"I'm the stronger one, so if I act as the bait, we have a better chance of

surviving!" He cast a spell, and a glow enveloped his body.

What he said made sense, so Enri was at a loss for words. Nfirea seemed

to laugh.

"Let me protect the lady I love!"

Nfirea turned to the savagely grimacing monster and pointed at himself

with a thumb. "If you wanna play, then play with me! C'mon! Acid Arrow!"

A green arrow flew at the troll after he shouted some uncharacteristic taunts.

The moment it connected, steam rose as the sound of sizzling filled the air.

Of course, the troll's roar of pain was multiple times louder.

The troll fixed its wild eyes on Nfirea. It didn't seem to be paying any

attention to Enri anymore.

"Hurry up and go! Get help!"

It was even more foolish to stand around doing nothing.

"Stay safe!" With those parting words, Enri set off running.

The troll didn't seem to be coming after her.

Honestly, there was no chance of him surviving. There was an

insurmountable gap in their stats. Nfirea didn't stand a chance against a

monster only gold-rank adventurers could fight.

Lasting even a minute would be praiseworthy—that's how hopeless the

battle was.

"Yeah, I'm definitely gonna die."

Nfirea smiled wryly at the troll, which was cautiously on the move.

Regeneration didn't work on wounds from acid or fire. Nfirea had

trumped the troll's greatest ability, so that's probably why it was on guard,

but its worry was misplaced. If the troll just leaped at him like normal, it

would surely win, so all Nfirea could do was laugh.

"Well, it works in my favor. Hypnotism!"

There was no change in the troll's hostile attitude. It seemed to be

resistant to the spell.

When it realized its opponent was casting magic, it charged.

The sight of the hulking figure drawing nearer as Nfirea watched was

nightmarish.

"I would have been able to last a little longer if it had worked… Am I that

unlucky? Too bad…"

Nfirea felt discouraged. He had no chance of winning; he knew he'd gone

beyond brave to reckless, but still—

I have to buy more time for Enri.

—that thought moved him.

When he saw the troll before him raise its left arm, he dashed forward and

to the left. Inspired to escape his impossible situation, he dove for the safety

at the end of the most dangerous path. He felt the whoosh of the fist striking

down behind him blow through his hair and a wall-like leg coming at him.

His field of vision spun. From inside his body, he heard noises like

snapping branches.

He crashed into the ground and tumbled across it like a piece of trash.

Pain coursed through his body. Rather than an acute pain, it was more

pain than he had ever felt in his entire life.

"B-but it's amazing that I'm alive. I'm so awesome…" It was thanks to

the defensive magic he had cast, plus the fact that the troll had kicked at him

from an unstable posture. Stabbing pains assailed him when he coughed, but

he stood and cast a spell. "Acid Arrow."

The troll was about to follow up with another attack but stopped in its

tracks. It was wary of the acid scorch on the ground at its feet.

Yes, exactly what I wanted.

His objective was to buy time. If his opponent hesitated to attack out of

wariness, he would be happy for it to stay wary forever.

Besides, the next attack would surely kill him.

"…It hurts. I don't wanna die…" He whimpered in spite of himself.

That's life.

No one wanted to admit it, but there came a time for everyone when they

had no other choice. For Nfirea, that time was now.

I'm going to die here. I am, without a doubt, going to die right now.

He wanted to run away. If he ran with all his might, maybe he could get

away. But if he did that, how horrible of a tragedy would ensue?

He thought of Enri.

It was because he had her that he could fight like this.

"Well, I told her, so I guess it's… No. I don't want to die without hearing

her answer…"

He figured he couldn't get the troll closing in to understand the heart of a

boy in love.

Buying time was now impossible.

For some reason, he was able to read exactly what the troll was thinking

from its hideous expression. The monster was prepared to sustain damage in

order to kill him. In that case—

"Acid Arrow!"

The most he could do was leave it a little worse for wear for whoever

came to fight it after him.

The troll's face twisted up with the burning pain, and it raised a fist.

Already in so much pain he could barely stand, Nfirea had no idea how to

block it.

"Please hurry!"

Three goblins led by Enri rushed to Nfirea's aid.

The reason they'd met up wasn't that Enri had reached the front gate.

Since Nfirea and Enri hadn't come back, and mysterious screaming could be

heard from the rear, their leader had split his already meager force and

dispatched three troops.

If I had sat tight a little longer, they would have arrived regardless. The

thought filled her to bursting with guilt.

They had just a little bad luck.

If it weren't for that—

"Over there!" Enri was pointing at Nfirea. Before him, the troll was

raising its fist.

They wouldn't reach him. The distance was too great.

He would get hit with the troll's pounding fist, a blow strong enough to

break a house. His death was certain.

In the darkness of her closed eyes, Enri heard the goblins gasp. It was an

indication of their shock.

The reaction struck her as out of place, so she cautiously opened her eyes

and—

"Yeesh, your health bar's in the red there. Are you okay?"

—saw a beautiful woman holding a huge weapon.

Lupusregina had thrust her huge sigil-shaped weapon out from the side

and blocked the troll's fist. Considering how thick and huge the arm was, it

seemed impossible, but it was neither a dream nor an illusion.

"Hokay, I'll take this guy. You're hurt pretty badly, huh, Nfi? Heal!"

The troll took a step back as if it couldn't comprehend what it was seeing.

Well, it was only natural, since a mysterious person had appeared out of

nowhere and blocked its full-powered blow. Maybe it thought she was some

sort of magic being.

With a dazed expression, Nfirea turned his back to the troll and began

walking. He was utterly unguarded, but the troll didn't attack. No, it couldn't,

because that would entail ignoring the one standing in its way.

"Nfi!" Enri squeezed him.

"Ohh, it's you."

His hazy response, spoken as if from a dream, alerted her to how critical

his condition was. They had managed to snatch him from the jaws of death,

but his psychological shock was surely critical.

"I'm glad you're okay!"

"You too."

Enri felt something warm returning to her heart, replacing the cold she'd

felt when she thought Nfirea would die.

"I'm really glad you're okay!" She hugged him hard.

"You too."

His hands went around her, hugging her back. It was a tight embrace but

comfortable.

Her tears overflowed and ran down her cheeks.

"What's wrong?"

"Idiot!"

"Sorry to bug ya while you're flirtin', but…"

They both let go simultaneously. Though a little sad about that, she turned

to Lupusregina. "Lupusregina! The troll—" Shifting her gaze, she saw

something that defied description.

"Oh yeah. He's that raw-hamburger-lookin' thing over there. Just gotta

grill him up, and he's done."

In the direction her bloody holy staff was pointing, there was a gory lump

of meat on the ground. There was nothing to show that it had once been a

troll. The sight of it trying to regenerate was beyond horrifying and made

Enri feel sick.

"Ahh, I'm glad you're both all right. Seems like the other guys did okay,

too."

Enri heard the voices of the other goblins coming their way. It sounded

like the fight by the front gate had ended in victory.

"Hup."

A red column like fire raining out of the sky enveloped the troll, and the

stink of burning flesh filled the air.

"That's it for the troll. Anyhow, my work here is done, so I'm gonna head

back. Nfi, Lord Ainz highly praises your work on the purple potion and

would like to invite ya to his house, so ya better prepare yourself! Er, I mean,

look forward to it!"

As if she'd said everything she wanted to say, she turned on her heel and

headed for the back gate.

"Thank you!"

The eccentric maid neither turned around nor stopped at Enri's shout but

just waved a hand.

"Boss lady, boss man. We'll lead everyone over here. Please rest."

The goblins ran off without listening for a reply. Enri thought they could

have left at least one behind, but she was more worried about Nfirea, so she

lent him a shoulder as they walked.

"Phew…" Their sighs overlapped coincidentally. Then they both looked

up at the stars at almost exactly the same time.

"She saved us."

"Yeah."

"We were lucky."

"Yeah."

"I never want to do anything like this ever again."

"Yeah."

Silence fell between them. Then Enri suddenly remembered something. "I

don't know if I love you or not, but I don't want you to go away anywhere."

"…Mm-hmm… Yeah."

"Does that mean I love you?"

"…I dunno. But if it does, I'm glad."

Enri and Nfirea waited for the goblins shoulder to shoulder while quietly

gazing up at the night sky…