The three bird princes left and I was left to be bored on my own again. I flopped back onto one couches with a huff. The three of them were nice enough to look at but they just didn't do it for me. There was no attraction to them for me to jump on them and have my wicked way. I laughed. As if I had a wicked way. I spent my life either behind a desk staring down at old fat men who found it offensive to live under my rule or surrounded by military men.
I had seen more than my fair share of male skin. I would even wager a bet that I had seen more naked men than my very open minded friends. All of whom were now in committed relationships. I expected wedding invitations any day now. At home I would be hiding from my stuffy office filled with disgusting men. I would rather be back on the war front. The men always joked but they enjoyed the few willing females between each other. I spent my night considering that fact.
