"This is huge, this is too huge... Just your living room is about the size of my entire apartment, this is enormous." She praised, as he took her round the house per her request.
Lords help him, he's never had a reason to give a tour of his house to anyone before. This girl was just making him do things at her will.
As he took her around the whole place, a thought struck her head... "Bathroom!" She suddenly says.
"What?" he paused and asks.
"Show me your bathroom, is it like the ones in those rich Mafia movies that are huge and has a separate shower spot, and at another part, a big round bathtub in the middle, that has hot and cold water and bubbles??"
"hahaha hah aha-ha," Gosh, at this rate, he was going to lose his lungs and stomach. He's been laughing like a maniac for hours now. She was a clown this girlfriend of his.