(Carl)
"What?"
"What about your pregnant mother who is worried sick about where you are or if you caught a cold"
"I... I was going to call"
"And tell her what exactly: 'Don't worry Mom, I'm just stuck in a different country with no money to spend but I met a nice man that I can sponge off of'. Is that why you plan on telling her?"
"I don't plan on sponging off of anyone. I'm going home"
"And what's your master plan for that I dare ask?"
"I'll find a job. I'll work hard enough for me to get a plain ticket"
"Excellent plan, I wonder what job someone who has been expelled from his last high school can get"
"I'll think of something" I said
"So I assume you won't be eating during this time"
"Of course I will"
"So that's food expenses deducted. What about a place to live or do you plan on making this booth your permanent residence until you can leave?"
"I'll find a cheap motel"