One down, three to go...
Those three assassins are already butt-naked, ready to devour the young girl before them. Their weapon bags are lying on the ground beside their pants. Luckily, I don't have to worry about them throwing shurikens or bombs at me anymore.
"Hehehe! Do you like what ya see? Kekeke! *Slurp*" The leader of the assassins said, licking his lips. The other two are waiting in a line, jerking off like a degenerate while smiling like a creep. What the fuck? They are lining up like a po*n shooting.
*Rictusempra* I swing my wand and use the tickling charm on the one at the rear while hiding behind the tree. You creepy bastards, let's see how you jerk now.
The assassin's body flew, falling on the one before him. The one before him stumbles in surprise and falls on their leader's back.
"Hehehe... Wahahaha!!!" He starts to laugh like a maniac.
"You insane motherf*ckers!!! Get your dick off my ass. I will kill you both," yelled their leader angrily.
"You fucking lunatic!!!" The assassin, who was standing behind their leader, took up a shuriken from the ground, "Humff!" He slices off his laughing comrade's throat. Blood came out, spraying his face. It looks like someone opened a soda can after giving it a good shake.
"Aaaaggg!!! Heehee!!!" The bastard fell to the ground, grabbing his bleeding throat.
Even in pain, he is trying to laugh. His body slumps on the ground, soaked in his own blood. Haaa. Poor bastard. At least he died with a smile... How many people get the chance to die with a smile on their faces?
Two down, two to go...
"Aaaahhhh!!!" Suddenly, the assassin's leader yells. Wait a minute! Don't tell me...
"Boss!!! What's wron...? Heeek! What is that? How?" The third assassin asks with a shocked expression. His eyes were on his boss's crotch.
I want to throw up. I am not looking at that shit. This is disgusting. That bastard fell with a hard-on, on the ground, over a small pointy stone.
"Bastard!!! I will kill you," yells the boss, "You motherf*cker... You bastard. Die!!! Earth style: Piercing needles." Even in that extreme pain, he used his Jutsu, weaving a weird hand sign.
Sharp shards of needle-shaped rocks emerged from the ground.
"Nooo. Boss. Wait! Let me explain," The baffled assassin reaches for his weapon bag that was supposed to be on his waist, "Hug? Shit!!!"
He quickly realized that his bag was lying on the ground along with his pant. The rock shards pierced through his body before he could dodge or use his Jutsu. It's like seeing someone shredding another with an automatic rifle.
"Hufff!!! Hnggg!!! This is all because of you," The assassin's boss turns toward the defenseless girl with bloodshot eyes and a bloody crotch.
I took this chance to sneak up behind him.
The assassin's boss crouches down. He opens his bag.
Ahhh! Look at him. So defenseless... Full of openings... What if I do this? I slam my sideways on his right ear. I grab his hair with my left hand while twisting the kunai.
I pull out the kunai from the target's ear. Blood bursts out from his ear like a fountain of wine. His body went limp. He is dead. Targets neutralized. Mission completed. Humm. I can see my body again. So, this spell lasts for approx ten minutes. Not a bad spell, but I have to experiment more with it.
"Who are you?" Kara inquires with a baffled expression.
Even in her situation, she is on her guard. I can see the sharp needle-like objects she is hiding in the gaps of her fingers. Hahaha! Her plan was to kill them when those bastards were lost in lust. Do anything to survive... She is just like how I was in the past. I guess people are the same no matter which world it is.
"Put away your needles. Or I might finish the job they started," I reply with a smile. Kara's expression tells me she is surprised. But she opens her fist, dropping eight needles.
Humm. This is weird. Why isn't the mission ending? I killed the assassins and saved the damsel in distress. Where the fuck are my healing potions? Is there someone I missed? Wait!!! Don't tell me... My eyes were on Kara's innocent face... What's that? Her eyes. Contact lens!!! Her contact lens shifted a bit. I can see his black iris.
A trap!!! Shit!!! The girl before my eyes fades away like a ghost. But the dead assassins are still lying on the ground around me. I rub my eyes. Illusion? Genjutst!
Huh? I look down. A kunai? Why is it sticking out of my chest? Blood... Haha! Looks like I really got rusty. I can't move my body. Paralyses poison.
Kara appears before me. She is holding the kunai. My blood is dripping from her hand.
"You beggar fucker," Kara says after checking my pockets. She looks disappointed. After all, my pockets were empty.
So, they are bandits. Damn! I fell for the oldest trick in the book. I wouldn't have jumped into this freaking trap if not for this mission reward.
"Che! What a waste... Those numbnuts fuckers fighting each other... I knew they would kill each other someday. Now I have to search for men again... Haaa... What a waste..." Kara sighs in disappointment. She pulls out the kunai from my chest.
Fuck! My vision is going blurry. Too much blood loss. I am 100% sure I will die. But I can't leave a damsel in the midst of the forest and die. It's only fair to take her with me- Right?
Even though my entire body is paralyzed, I can still feel my mouth, neck, and toes. Although my tongue is numb, I am glad my teeth are intact.
"Bleed to death while standing, you beggar fucker," Kara turns back.
I push my toes on the ground with every ounce of my strength to push my body front. I fell on Kara's back. My mouth is near her neck. I plunge my teeth into her neck, ripping out her flesh and veins with all my strength...
You see, the area on the neck contains Carotid Artery and Jugular Vein. If either is cut the attacker will bleed to death very rapidly. The Carotid is approximately 1.5″ below the surface of the skin, and if severed, unconsciousness will result in approximately 5-15 seconds.
Kara lets out a painful scream before falling unconscious...
Bitch wanted me to bleed to death. Hahaha!
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Tutorial Mission Completed
Reward:
1) 4x Poison Potion
2) 4x Healing potion
*Extra Reward: Trial Power timer increased by 7 days*
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