I'm in my room, it's night time, with a computer thinking about what to do with my useless fantasy life about being a dragon, it seriously affected me to watch The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug more than 5 times in a row without pauses, I can't say I'm an otaku because I do bathe >:v.
Although I have seen very, very strange things, like the anime Boku no pico, nothing to do with the case, I see it as an anecdote, what am I doing, watching the last chapter of my favorite series Fairy Tail, I still can't believe I waited 2 years since the end of the series to see the last chapters that came out that same amount of time ago.
Well it's time to talk about my supungo, I'm kurotomi a person who loves novels, always having as a preference overlord or tensira slime datta ken, I study in the high school of "Droplets of knowledge", in the new continent, also known as latam.
I always try to stand out, only that my brother's envelope is too big to overcome that I have already stopped even trying and thus wasting time in studies and now I read like crazy, to the point that I can speak with more technicalities than even him, something that makes me arrogant when superior to another, I see them as tadpoles that will never beat me.
I got that attitude by looking at my favorite character, Acnologia, a dragon that is really scary just by looking at him, something that doesn't happen with King Idora, of course both are powerful but Idora wins a fight because he can, because he can, because he gets peeled and the one who gets peeled is going to get peeled.
Something strange and confusing, I really have to leave twitter T_T
Like every day I wake up early, write some nonsense on twitter and go for a walk around the institute looking for someone to bother with my technicalities. Today was different.
My phone rang like when I stalk the pretty girls on the course, just like that, only who would stalk me?
I open twitter and a "4dm1n" writes to me, telling me to answer a question and in return she will give me power based on my answer.
====Flash Back ====
Kurotomi: but for the sake of his sister the jack in your lora, daleeee to locaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Like every day shouting while the neighbors try to sleep, only today I lost a very important EndLess Eternity match and I challenged a new player to uncheck me, to my surprise.
The match was 5 to 1, being me the lost one because all my fucking team left with the excuse of "wee tomorrow we have an exam" or "pndj don't make my right egg, you already broke my left one and that's why I couldn't even sit in the hospital".
And the most common "sir, put the gun down and everything will be fine (the person is a man in black with a badge on his right shoulder), we may have lost Lucy, but remember to watch the next chapter before making lucuras".
Put0s everyone, no one can resist me, not even my own reflection can resist breaking as soon as you look at me, really, my 4 eyes are beautiful.
(no glasses, it's the broken glass that makes the effect).
These 5 new against someone so experienced in this non-linear MMORPG, in which you write your own story without limiting you to follow a preset path, except for the introduction where you get the lore through your virgin channel.
Voice of the system: 9 points to 3, just one more for "Admin" to collect his bet with the user.
Pinché dori, always screwing up at the last instant, wait.... *look at the best strategy ever in this non-linear MMORPG where you write your own .....UN LONG ENCETERA MSS LATE.
It was the most exciting 10 minutes of all my life, right now I'm doubting my humanity for such an astonishment that was defeating 4 medium level and one low, being 9 to 3, with score against me, years of study paid off, now I plan myself as the best player for beating some newcomers.
* twitter sound *
Mensjae coming in: You are cunning human, I recognize that, therefore, I will give you several wishes, as long as you answer this question right: what color is this yellow bird of yellow color?
Kurotomi: not that I'm stupid, but I have to sleep, before the policeman passes by my room, he says that "I have to see the next chapter to Lucy's death to know the truth", I sleep, but he doesn't know that I'm preparing a plan to kill him.
JAJAJAJAJAJAJ *falls into the arms of the always ugly one*.
=====Fin del flash back=======
Incoming message: 4dm1n//: I have been watching you for a while, and if I guessed right that your answer was brown then you will give me your body, otherwise .....
I had not even finished writing the Mensjae and my answer was the most accurate and logical in the world, with intellect superior to 99999 X 10 raised to infinity IQ, that neither morpheus, zdus, einstein or tesla would compare with my highly developed intellect that for years evolution was kept hidden to prevent the philosopher nokia from destroying the UCM multiverse by the betrayal of chapulin corolado towards saggy in his 2% of power.
Yes, that's what you think, my answer.
4dm1n: your answer was yellow!!!?
Kurotomi: how did you hear my answer if I hadn't even said it.
4dm1n: easy, I brought you to my world full of horrors that none of your kind would endure, not even if I had my pain resistance which is infinite, yet your answer was yellow!!!?
I pouted, confused I turned my head slightly, waiting for a clarification of what happened, I sighed and returned my gaze to his face, his face was that of a young boy, but with the build of the body, it was between 17 to 21, without even looking at his childish face, it would easily qualify as an adult because of the large size, reaching almost 2 meters.
4dm1n: *sigh* for the power I have bestowed upon me, I give to you, poor soul in sorrow....
He slightly turns his gray eyes slightly to the right, as if calculating something.
4dm1n: I will give you, as a reward for winning that game of EndLess Eternity, answering the question correctly and passing the undead character obsession test with honors...
Lucy is dead!!!!!!, and soon you too D:<
4dm1n: can I finish talking!!!, continuing, will be.... 3 wishes that you will be able to occupy to reincarnate in a new world.
Kurotomi: wait a moment, are you telling me that I died, I am alive on earth, You brought me here.
4dm1n: did you think that beating the god of the existent and the non-existent would leave you in a good position, those wishes are compensation because I destroyed your world, how can you believe that I will let you live there knowing that I lost against one of my creations, pfff.
Will you want your wishes or did I eliminate you as well.