Today, MoZhaHim and KO are at the supermarket when a voluptuous woman passes them with a breeze of fragrance. MoZhaHim's gaze follows her and the gorgeous woman actually smiles back.
MoZhaHim truly enjoyed the moment, so he can't help but turn his head to take a few more glances at her. KO says impassively, "Stop looking. I'm better than her."
MoZhaHim says with disgust, "Which part of you is better than her? Just look at the shape of her body!"
"I'm better."
"Holy, in what way?"
KO says casually, "Last night, you said it was too big."
MoZhaHim almost thought he heard wrong. When he finally registers what KO has just said, he says angrily, "Get lost! When have I ever said that?"
KO glances at him.
Okay...alright, he really did say it, but...MoZhaHim scoffs, "Was that a compliment on your body figure?"
"It's the most important part of the body."
"...!!!" MoZhaHim is lost without words, so he could only fight to deny it, "I never said anything."
"You didn't say it, you screamed."
"…..You, you, you! If I said I didn't, I didn't!"
"Okay, let's do it again tonight."
MoZhaHim's ears are completely red, yet he pretends it's nothing by looking left and right. He sees another pretty woman walk by. Just to make a certain person mad, he purposely takes a few glances at the woman and even murmurs a few compliments.
"Not bad, not bad. You can tell she's the smart type. Focusing only on someone's body is too shallow. Inner qualities are more important."
KO also takes a look and comments, "The vegetables she's buying are over-ripe. She doesn't know how to cook."
"Her fingernails are too long. She doesn't use the computer much, so she can't play online games with you, or help you hack into your favorite female celeb's computer to download their personal photos."
Did I ask you to go hack their computers? Did I? I only said that she was pretty and then you went and did it yourself. Furthermore, they were all photos of her without makeup and no photoshop, shattering my image of her...
"Her waist is too small, and she's too skinny. She doesn't have the strength to help you rub your back or carry a bag of rice."
Waist?! MoZhaHim is outraged, "Where are your eyes looking to?! Who let you look into such detail! Get your eyes back here right now!"
KO, "..."