I'm looking into the mirror to make sure I look well dressed for my customers when they come in with a fancy White suit with a black undershirt. My red eyes and Azure Green hair accentuate the suit and white pants I then put on a blue tie which fits perfect with my chiseled face. I do still look like a child according to the books I read also my height is 3 foot 10 inches or 1.15 meters tall. Will my first customer be a orc, goblin, elf, human, Wendigo, dwarf, Gnome, Halfling, Giant, Dragon, or any of the other thousands of creatures that I memorized that are intelligent. I'm so excited to see them.
Some are super creepy like the Slender Watcher race. They gave me chills with their featureless white skin always wearing Proper wear for a wedding. I go down the stairs by sliding on the railing which gets removed by the house to stop me from being childish. Anyway I see the mahogany counter Reinforced with Void dust which if unstable would cause a black hole but that wouldn't hurt me. The Void dust used here though is highly stable and makes it so anything below a God can't put a scratch on it. Stardust reinforces the ceiling to make it shine in here unfortunately I have to tone it down to 0.00001 % of it's power so mortal creatures can survive the light.
It also automatically will readjust when a Dark Light creature comes in so they are not harmed by light due to never being exposed to it before. The place also has a shelf that has every single category of items alphabetically organized. The floor is a polished shiny black with a universal multiversal map that can be used in case they need you guessed it A map. I can also watch my customers using it while I am bored or not since I don't have any yet. Oh I got flip the open sign oops.
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Haurnik PoV
I was walking in the forest on a great hunt for a trophy to bring back to my family when I saw a door appear nearby. Strange aren't those things only in elven cities I guess I'll go inside. I struggle to push open the Birch door which seems to weigh more then father. When I get inside I look down and flinch back hitting the closed door in fright. Why is the ground leading to an endless abyss with the stars within have I been cursed. I start to panic when I hear a small childish voice giggle and say "A Wendigo as my first customer I guess you will either be wanting something to eat or improve your strength. which would you prefer?"
I instead ask "What are you and where AM I?" with obvious panic within my voice.
The small green haired creature within a white suit says "oh I forgeot this is the Implausibility Storage and I am the owner Nameless who shall guide you through the wares of my establishment. The Gene Reconstructer is on 4th row 567th collum. The Bloodline purifying pills are on row 280th row 173rd collum."
I still confuse say "I must purify my bloodline to get stronger at any cost." the shelves on the side of the shop begin to scroll and with seconds it reaches The 280th row 173rd collum showing 5 pills each one smelling delicious to me I focus on which attracts me the most which is a pill covered in runes with a golden light shining from them.
Nameless then says "You must leave within ten minutes or die unfortunately little one. I would love to chat more but I got my hands tied here."