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Chapter 4 - The Siphon

"goodbye young one see you another time here is my card." I flick a golden embossed car to him signaling that he will be able to come back another time or give it to a friend so they may come. The stores and opens again revealing a delicate woman with elegant rose on signaling each of the elements except for death in life or time and space she steps into my store and instantly demands

"My Love has gone to another pain another dimension they died give me something that will allow me to retrieve their soul or go to that so so that I can be with them eternally no matter the cause that's what I wish for for this door showed up when I was thinking this so you must know what I need."

"you want to save that murderer his soul is eternally Scott his life is a totally Scott I could show you its end would you like to see that would you like to see what he does and how he is the one who ends himself because of all the guilt of on his hands after he slaughtered above billions above trillions of billions above the amount even I have killed with a flick of my fingers by accident and I am the god of paradoxes you want to say someone who's traveled dimensions who's broken every law of every world simply for one turning desire of vengeance of course I'll allow this I am the god of paradoxes after all." my face distorts into a green laced echoing unnatural Aura and making me look like a demon offering a bargain for her soul.

"but the cost of such a thing would be that you have to spend a thousand years watching what he has done and watching his death a hundred times and seeing all these emotions and everything that goes through him at every single moment will you still accept this deal to save Devak The Demon my only son by blood."

"he's your son then why are you so admonishing of his behavior he's probably paradoxical because of you because your blood runs through him the blood of divine can affect the moral in so many different ways why would your blood run through him?"

"because his mother wished upon A paradoxical star that never existed and was never meant to be so I granted her wish because it was a paradox and I granted her son the ability that he would never die no matter what happened but that in itself is a paradox because I granted him my Divine blood meaning the wish she crafted or got granted is a paradox it may come true it may not it's uncertain. Anyway I shall banish you to suffer for a thousand years in your time for your payment good luck." I say the end part joyfully not knowing whether or not she'll survive his feelings.

'The for that is his emotions almost overwhelmed me a guy of paradoxes of all things which just shows you how much in paradox he really is he could probably use them the next paradox of God anyway I shouldn't be thinking about this I should just continue writing my star and greet the next guess who stands right in front of me.'

the guest who's standing in front of me is a hybrid between let's just say if they were in the ocean they're total size would be 2 miles long and half mile in diameter they are a whale like Titan of a creature known as the sky fish who are known for their properties to fly and have an island on their back I want to have one fit through the door then again I'm a God of paradoxes so this whole thing does make sense.

It is an intelligent creature which the people who live on its back don't know that so now that they've entered a different plane I can't have them see so i shield their eyes so they don't see anything here cuz my only customer is the whale it's not the human on his back who are minuscule now because the shop is expanded in size two company this way I'm still about maybe half a titan now because well everything expands in the shop including me to fit the customers so that I still look like a child but that's because I made it so.

" what would you like from this shop of paradoxes or shop of implausibility online you're only aged 1,100 years you're quite young for your kind aren't you so what would you like and enlargement pill to evolve your bloodline so that the beings on your back have a better suited place to live so that you may watch them grow what would you like the young one?"

A young infantile voice says "I would like to evolve my bloodline good sir so that I may carry thousands upon thousands of beings and so that I may watch them and protect them from everything so that nothing May harm them except each other which they constantly do I wish that wasn't the case."