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Although Xanthar and I were living in the Nightmare Realm now, I still dropped by the Death Star in the dead of night when everyone was asleep to cook meals and put the food under stasis. I went all out, trying to convey my feelings through my cooking. I also left little notes with apologies.
The others left me notes as well. Some asking me to come home. Some asking if me and Xanthar were doing ok. Pyronica never left me a note. I always felt a pang of hurt when I didn't see her handwriting on the little notes. She must still be mad.
I know it was stupid. I know I'm being a coward. I should just go apologize to her properly. But I was afraid to face her. So I kept the house cleaned and the pantry fully stocked quietly while everyone else was asleep. Then I go back to my cabin and cuddled with Xanthar.
We went out to hang with Queen a few times. I told her about what happened and she told me I had to go and apologize. I whined. "But..." She gives me a stern look. "Bill, the longer you put this off the harder it'll be for everyone involved."
I know she's right but I just didn't want to face Pyronica. I sigh as Xanthar and I Blink back to my cabin. I hear scraping sounds outside and groan before running out with a broom to smack at the stupid arm-head thing. "Hey! Back! Get out of here!"
"Rude! I'm just trying to find someone to get in my mouth." The head complains but after I smack him a few times he slowly drags himself away. Ugh. Can't believe that head 'came back to life' after being in the Nightmare Realm for a while. Why I haven't just gotten rid of it I don't even know.
I float back inside and slam the door shut. Worse than raccoons I swear.
Xanthar was having fun playing with the many toys I made. His new small size meant he could run around and tumble without destroying things and he was thrilled to do so. It was unbearably cute. I give him some tummy scratches before settling in front of my laptop.
I waste some time on a forum, trying to procrastinate having to go home and face my friends. Yeah sure, avoid my IRL friends by talking to my internet friends. Wonderful idea.
[DapperCornChip] has joined the chat
centaursTesticle: D --> I'm just saying that if she's a nice girl, it doesn't matter if she's a robot
JanLover35: bbut shes just aaaa machine?!?!
DapperCornChip: wuts happening right now?
JanLover35: CT says he would date a robot! ??#!?! HHHOW WOULD THAT WORK!!?!?!
Student: Lover, you just don't understand the moe of a sweet robot girl who loves you
centaursTesticle: D --> E%actly. A robot wouldn't betray you. If you win her heart she's yours forever
DapperCornChip: I have to side w them on this. Robot moe is too strong
JanLover35: but you?!? Can't?! sleep with them?!? So whats the point?!
Student: Who says you can't? you disappoint me Lover, you just don't get it.
DapperCornChip: sex ain't even all rhat importabt compared to having someone who loves you in a pure wholesome way
centaursTesticle: D --> A 3D women can satisfy your body, but an AI programmed to love you will satisfy the heart
DapperCornChip: CT, if she's prpgrammed to love you that ain't real love dude. Now if an attack android went against her programming and chose to love you, THAT Wpuld be real love
Student: EXACTLY! *raises hand for high five*
DapperCornChip: *high fours*
JanLover35: yyyou're all a bunch of TIME nerds
centaursTesticle: D --> At least we don't stalk real celebrities
JanLover35: I don't stalk Jan Jan!!!! I can't even if I wanted to >_>
DapperCornChip: so thankful for that
Student: I still don't know who that is?
JanLover35: WHAT?!?! YOU DONT KNOW SPACE IDOL JANJAN!?!!!?? YOU SHUT YOUR TIME MOUTH!!!!
Student: look if this is some alien thing, I haven't seen it sry
centaursTesticle: D --> I keep forgetting you're from some plebeian uncultured dimension without space travel
Student: it's not that we don't we just haven't met aliens yet
JanLover35: HOLD EVERYTHING! You are watching Jan Jan rigjt NOW!!!
Student: oh cool the link works
Student: that's cool
Student: wtf?! This dude knows my language?!
JanLover35: SHOOT really?!?? Which dimension yoo from???
Student: Japan. But like??? We don't have 4 armed humanoids who shoot fire?? Must be one of the alternative magical dimension versions of my homeland
DapperCornChip: you're Japanese???
DapperCornChip: shit are you from the future?? Like Lover is?!
JanLover35: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! Uh, NO! WHO TOLD YOU?! AHHHH!!! MEMORY WIPE!!
DapperCornChip: Dude that doesn't work through the computer >_>
Student: the BBS exists outside of time. What do you mean?
DapperCornChip: Japan doesn't exist yet here.
Student: orz of course fan-freaking tastic
centaursTesticle: D --> Well while student is having his e%istential meltdown, how've you been Cornchip
DapperCornChip: not so good. Had a fight with a roommate. Things got ugly. I moved out.
JanLover35: Oh no! That s aaaactually super sad! WHAT HAPPENED!?
DapperCornChip: I just got irritated. I left the house 2 do an errand, bought home a puppy and she got mad that I didn't ask her and my other roommates first. Also because I didn't take one of rhrn w me when I left.
Student: dunno what to say dude, bringing home a puppy w/out asking 1st does seem like a bad idea
centaursTesticle: D --> Did they need to come with you when you went out
DapperCornChip: I got kidnapped this ONE time and now they think I can't go ANYWHWRE on mu own
Student: if they worried about you then I think they have a right to be angry
JanLover35: i'm with Student on this. If my friend got kidnapped III'd also want to make sure they were safe when they go out
DapperCornChip: I'm not a baby!!!
Student: you sure acting like one
DapperCornChip: WHAT!??!
centaursTesticle: D --> What they're trying to say is that you shouldn't worry them like that. At least leave a note saying where you're going so they don't worry
JanLover35: yyyyeah u were in the wrong here
DapperCornChip: but they've been following me aroubd for MONTHS!! I can take care o myself
Student: The ones who care about you will always worry. If one of your roommates was kidnapped, wouldn't you want to be sure they're safe? Wouldn't you wish to know where they were? Worry over your well being is a sign of their love.
There was silence for a few moments before the little 'blip' sounded out.
JanLover35: OOOH SHOOT HERE IT IS!!! Student dropping his wisdom bomb all up in HEEEERE!!
JanLover35: Ssseriously tho man. Aaat least leave a note or call them so they know you're ok. If you don't want them following u around jjjust tell them
JanLover35: lllike talk to them and work something out?!?
Student: have you apologized to her yet?
JanLover35: YYYEAH! Don't go leaving that girl mad at you. Girls are scary man…
DapperCornChip: ...I left an apology note?
JanLover35: dude
Student: dude
centaursTesticle: D --> dude
Student: not cool man
DapperCornChip: (TT_TT) I knooooow
DapperCornChip: but I'm too scared to face her
Student: you can't avoid her forever. Just go apologize.
centaursTesticle: D --> Perhaps bring a peace offering. That is e%actly what you'll need to survive this
centaursTesticle: D --> What does she like
DapperCornChip: eatting ppl
Student: .....
centaursTesticle: D --> I see no problem here
JanLover35: .........(times infinity)
Student: this is another of those alien things right?
centaursTesticle: D --> Bring a sacrifice
JanLover35: YYYOU'RE GONNA DIE MAN!!!!
DapperCornChip: orz
The three of them continued to urge me to go talk to Pyronica. I knew they were right. I knew EVERYONE was right. But it was so hard! But...I couldn't keep being such a coward. I...I have to talk to Pyronica.
Xanthar was nudging my foot under the table and I stretched a hand down to give him a nice back scratch. He was vibrating in that way I've come to associate with happiness. Ugh. I know I'm being stupid. The stupidest thing in all the universe.
"I'm gonna go talk to Pyronica." I tell Xanthar. He wiggled happily and tapped my leg with his hand as if to say 'about time you moron'. I chuckled. I really was an idiot.
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I appeared outside Pyronica's room. It was still night and the others were asleep. I didn't really want them involved in case things didn't go well. I was prepared for Pyronica wanting to hit me a few times if it came down to it.
Squaring my shoulders (a turn of phrase that literally didn't make sense considering I'm a triangle and didn't have shoulders) I knocked on her door. Xanthar was back to full size and standing behind me so I couldn't chicken out.
I heard her groan and roll over on her bed. I knocked again. She growls. "Leave me alone Teeth! I'm trying ta sleep!"
"Actually it's me." I said meekly.
There was a split second of silence and then a loud thud and the door was ripped open (literally, I'm gonna have to fix that later) and Pyronica was staring down at me. She looked like a mess. I could tell it wasn't just because I woke her up in the dead of night.
"Bill? You-"
"I'M SORRY!" I said quickly, bowing my head with my eye squinted shut. "I'M SORRY I SAID THOSE HORRIBLE THINGS TO YOU! I'M SORRY I LEFT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE! I'M SORRY I BROUGHT 8-BALL HOME WITHOUT ASKING! I'M SORRY I'M SUCH A BIG STUPID HEAD!"
I had my eye closed tightly, afraid to look at her. She didn't respond. I floated there, tense and worried. Finally I hear her breath heavily. "You ARE a stupid head."
I flinched and braced myself for the impact when she hit me. I would deserve it. I felt her hands reach out and was surprised when she pulled me into a hug instead. My face was pressed right into her chest. "....Roni?"
"I'm sorry too. I'm sorry I snapped at you. I'm sorry I hurt you. I'm sorry for smothering you. You're right. You're not a baby. We shouldn't have treated you like one. I'm a stupid head too." She was trembling and I felt some liquid fire drip onto my head. "I was so worried you wouldn't come back." Her voice cracks.
"Hey, that wouldn't happen." I wrapped my arms around her. "Remember? We're friends. From now until the end of time." I held her as comfortingly as I could despite being made of sharp angles. "I just...needed some space for a while..."
She breathes in deeply. "Yeah. I understand." She gently rubs my back and I relax into her embrace. "Is your eye okay?" She asks.
"Yeah. It took a bit to regenerate but I'm fine. Are you ok?"
"Just scratches. They're already healed. You were holding back."
"Of course I was. I was mad but I didn't REALLY want to hurt you..."
She laughs bitterly. "Unlike me who actually hurt you."
"I called you a slut. I kinda deserved it."
"No you don't." She pressed her head against my side. "Don't say things like that."
Xanthar came up to envelop us both into a hug. "We both said things we shouldn't have." Pyronica sighs. "I don't like fighting with you. It feels awful."
"Same." I agreed.
We sat there, unsure how to proceed. Pyronica just continues rubbing my back. I think I have to bring it up, that thing we don't want to talk about. "Are you still having trouble finding a mate?" I ask softly. She stiffens before making an annoyed sound. "Actually I've gotten plenty of proposals."
"But?" I peered up at her.
"But I just can't be with any of them. I guess my standards are too high considering I'm just looking for a sperm donor."
"None of them cute enough?" I asked.
"None of them cold enough. None of them could extinguish my flame." Pyronica mutters.
Oh. Oh right. Oh dear. I had not expected this issue to come up. "You're too powerful for them." I realized. All Cyclopians instinctively seek a powerful mate. Pyronica grows stronger every year. She's literally out of their leagues. "This...might be a problem..."
She nods, pouting. "Even if they're real nice or cute...I can't get together with them..."
"What if you find someone you like and I supercharge them?" I ask.
She blinks in surprise. "I hadn't thought of that...it might work..."
"What would you do with your child after you have them?" I asked. "I know I offered to help you raise them...but they won't be immortal like you are."
"I've already thought that over." Pyronica assures me. "I can watch them grow and eventually find their own mate. I can watch over my grandkids and future descendants."
"...it'll hurt when you lose them..." I whisper. I don't know if I was saying that for her sake or mine.
"I've already prepared myself for that. I don't have the most confidence in being a good mother but I still want to do it." She pets me fondly. "I know at the very least YOU'LL be a good mother." She grins at me.
I scoff. "Like hell I will, I barely know how to take care of myself." We both laugh. "So are we just gonna find some cute guy and let me buff them up?"
"If that works it'd be great. I've got the number of a real juicy one~"
I laugh fondly. "So does that mean you won't be needing my peace offering?"
She blinks slowly. "Peace offering?"
I float away and gestured for Xanthar to move aside. He shifts and reveals a nice muscly construct tied up shibari style with a red ribbon. "I wasn't sure how mad you were gonna be so I came prepared..."
Pyronica drools. "Oh Bill~you shouldn't have..."
---
When everyone came in for breakfast that morning and found me teaching Pyronica how to make fried rice they stopped dead in their tracks.
"Bill? You're...back..." Kryptos says hesitantly. "Are...you and Pyronica okay now?"
"Yeah. We talked it out. Sorry for worrying all of you."
Ammy goes up to hug me. "I'm glad you two made up. I don't like it when mom and mommy fight."
Hectorgon, PaciFire and Teeth make choking sounds while Kryptos blushes. Keyhole got a weird look on his face before flushing deep brown. 8-Ball was already sitting at the table and shoveling the finished food into his mouth. I hug Ammy back. "I'm sorry you had to see that."
"Bill! It's hissing! What do I do?!" Pyronica cries while holding the wok. "That's fine, its supposed to do that. Just use the spatula to stir and fold it so all the rice cooks evenly." I go back to help her with it.
"How've you all been? Are you getting along?" I turn my attention to everyone else once I was sure Pyronica could handle herself. 8-Ball gives me a lopsided smile, cheeks filled with food. "Effths gweat!" I narrow my eye and fuss over him. "Don't talk with your mouth full, it'll fall out."
"So if we make sure food doesn't fall out, we can talk with our mouths full?" Ammy asks while taking his usual seat at the table. I nod sagely. "If you are certain you won't drop any food, you're free to talk."
8-Ball swallows. "What's wrong with dropping food?"
"To drop food is to waste food. There are starving children in the multiverse so you should be glad you HAVE food."
"...couldn't we give food to those starving children?" Keyhole asks hopefully. I pat his head fondly. "I could, but the last time I created food for a bunch of starving people, the Federation came down to confiscate everything in case I had 'poisoned' them."
It was a pizza box that spawned a new pizza every time you opened it (got the idea from an SCP I liked). Federation goons took it and after verifying it was non-toxic, they kept the box for themselves. I was SO mad. I cursed the pizza so that anyone who ate from it would no longer be able to enjoy any food other than pizza. After a few weeks (just to be sure the box had made the rounds to everyone in that division) I destroyed the pizza box.
The agonized screams and tearful pleading of the hungry Federation staff certainly made a good meal for ME. I wonder how they're doing now considering any food that wasn't pizza would taste like ash in their mouths?
I chatted with my friends over breakfast. Pyronica's attempt at fried rice was...half burnt but at least it wasn't ALL burnt so that's still better than anything she's made before. We left together to find her a mate. Keyhole kinda wanted to come (was that jealousy I sensed from him?) when he heard we were getting Pyronica a man but I sternly told him she was just gonna fuck and eat her partner and "Seriously dude? You don't want to see this."
I floated closer to whisper to Keyhole "Besides, have you even told her how you feel yet?"
He blushes. "N-no..."
"Well I dunno if it's her taste in men or her TASTE in men, but Pyronica likes muscly dudes." I wink at him before going off to Blink Pyronica and me to her homeworld.
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Even I have to admit. The guy she's got her eye on was pretty handsome. Smoothly arching horns, defined muscles with just a hint of fat and curves in all the right places. I was in Pytoria's form since we were luring the guy in for a 'threesome' as an excuse for me to get close enough to feed power into him, I wish I didn't have to be in the room but for something this delicate, I needed to do it hands on. He seemed thrilled that he managed to scored with twins.
-Just saying this now, I'm not happy with this dude touching me- I tell Pyronica telepathically.
'I'll try to keep him distracted while you do your thing.' She assures me.
We head into a breeding center, which is essentially a love hotel catered to Cyclopian mating practices. There was a nice bed and plenty of different sauces for slathering the males in for flavor. I shuddered. This still felt gross to me. Eating people was fine, eating people who are still alive? Ugh.
I absently realized that while I'm not going to be participating in this coupling, I will be getting a firsthand look at Cyclopian mating rituals. I know I have watched many alien species do the Deed but I avoided Cyclopian's due to how gross I found the practice of purposely eating your mate afterward.
I could just look away when the eating started up.
-Ready?-
'Go for it.'
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Pyronica pulled the guy up for a kiss as I walked around behind him to start trailing my hands down his back. He shivers at my touch, his ice crackling as I slowly and subtly fed power into him. This had to be done carefully so he doesn't explode. Pyronica had him well distracted as she mashed her lips into his, sucking and pulling at him.
We maneuvered him over to the large fire proof bed as he kissed her back. His hands going down to cup her breasts and squeeze. He was sitting on the edge of the bed with Pyronica straddling his front and me kneeling on the bed behind him. I pressed myself into his back and had my arms wrapped around his front. This was so weird. I groped around his pecs and lowered his temperature even more. Pyronica sent me constant updates on the state of his temperature compared to hers.
Hearing their pleased moaning sounds as they kissed was making me blush heavily. It was so embarrassing. This Cyclopian form was reacting to my arousal and I felt a slit open up between my legs and start dripping. Pyronica breaks off from the kiss with a gasp for air and grinned at him. "How about you lay down? We'll take good care of you~"
He grins stupidly and eagerly flops onto his back on the bed as I moved away. His cock was already arching out from between his legs. I moved to the other side of the bed to begin massaging his head, running my claws carefully through his hair and along his horns. He shivers. "Shit that feels nice." He turns to me. "You wanna kiss too? I'm sorry I've been ignoring you."
"N-no that's alright..." I respond shyly. "I just want to help you two feel good. Take care of my sister first." He grins. "No worries cutie. Once I'm done pounding your sister I'll be sure to give you a great time."
"P-please be gentle..." I fluttered my eyelashes at him while I gagged internally. Pyronica taps my arm and gives me a look 'Don't worry, I won't let him touch you.' I give her a thankful nod.
Pyronica gets on top of him and begins sliding her hips back and forth, teasing his cock with her slit without actually putting it in. He groans "Babe you're the sadistic twin aren't ya?" She laughs. "Why rush? We've got all day~"
As she leaned down for another kiss, still rubbing her slit along his cock, I materialize some glowing blue chains to bind down his arms and legs. Pyronica was giving me the mental go ahead to lower his temperature a bit more.
The guy, did we even learn his name(?), blinks as he pulls at the chains. "Wha?" Pyronica places a finger gently on his lips. "Shhh~just relax sweetie. We've got this."
He looks somewhat bemused as he gives my bindings a few experimental tugs. "Oh...so you're into this kind of thing..." From the way I saw his cock twitch I knew he approved.
"My sister's idea actually." Pyronica purrs as she rubs her chest against his. Her flames hissed as it met his ice and I sent more energy into cooling him down, the ice was melting too fast, Pyronica really WAS too powerful for him.
"Really?!" He gasps, turning his head to look at me kneading his neck and shoulders. "I wouldn't have thought..."
I shrug. "I'm full of surprises." As I trailed my claws up the sides of his head again, he grins widely. "Oh I like surprises." He arches his head with a pleased sound as I scratched at the base of his horns. "Shit this is real~nice~"
"How 'bout instead of talking, you use that big mouth of yours for something more productive?" Pyronica moves around to press her opening against his face as she begins pressing kisses to his cock. I quickly avert my eye to avoid looking at my best friend's dripping slit and ass. Fuck, why was I was so turned on right now from watching? Curse my voyeuristic tendencies!
The male stretches out his tongue (Cyclopian's had really long tongues, they shoot them out like frogs to catch prey after all) and thrusts right into Pyronica's pussy. She moans happily even as she envelops his cock in her mouth. I continued blushing. Even averting my eye, I could still hear them sucking and licking at each other and dear void this was so weird!
I could easily picture what was happening even if I don't look. Fuck, my pussy was aching just listening to her pleased sounds. Pyronica was pressing her hips down on the guy's face, mashing her slit right onto him roughly. I kept one hand rubbing the guy's central horn to continue adjusting his temperature and my other went down to begin giving myself some relief.
I had my eye closed now so I didn't see anything. Way too weird. If I don't see her I can just pretend I wasn't right next to my best friend as she fucks some guy. -How's the temperature?-
'Almost there, he needs to be able to fully extinguish my flame. Generally it means him overpowering me...'
-Which we decided not to let him do, hence the chains-
'Yeah. Thanks for helping by the way. I know you're not really comfortable with this.'
-It's fine, I don't mind being here, just the fact that it's you and you're like my sister is what makes this weird. I've watched plenty of other strangers fuck each other- I panted softly as I rubbed myself faster. -Just...tell me when he's ready-
I feel Pyronica move again on the bed. I was masturbating furiously, sliding my fingers along my entrance without actually putting anything inside. I was dripping, the slimy substance coating my hand and making disgustingly wet sounds that sizzled against the flames.
'Ok. My flames have gone out.'
-Finally- I stop feeding energy into him but kept my grip on his horn. -Do you need me to make sure he fertilizes you? I don't want to have to do this more than once-
'Can you make his seed more virile?'
-I can. Any other mods you want?-
'Hm...' I hear a slimy sound as Pyronica finally slides his cock inside her. 'Make him bigger? He's smaller than your constructs.'
-You're such a size queen...- I groaned.
I open my eye to stare down the bed. As I thought, Pyronica was riding him roughly as he panted heavily. His eye was glazed over in lust. "Hey stud?" I purred at him as I leaned in close to his face. He grins up at me. "Yes babe?" I pat his cheeks and whisper "Would you mind if I…spiced this up with some gene mods?"
He tilts his head in confusion. "Holy shit, you've got gene mods? That shit's expensive!"
I shrug. "Well my sister likes her cocks huge and swollen…so…would you mind if I made it so?"
He laughs. "Fuck yes! That sounds awesome! Make me HUGE!"
Having gotten his permission, I focused my attention on the cock sliding in and out of view as Pyronica's hips moved and with but a thought the organ began to swell up. She cries out in surprise as her insides suddenly felt fuller. "Oh....fuck yes!!!" She hisses.
"Ngh...what?" The guy mumbles in confusion as he felt...different. "Whoa! I didn't even feel the needle!" He groans as the sensitivity of his body was dialed up. "Fuck! I can feel myself growing!" He whines as he writhes on the bed.
"Thicker...please...." Pyronica gasps as she forces herself down the huge cock embedded inside her. I could see her abdomen start to bulge as the cock widened as per her request. "Fffffffuuuuck!!!" She hisses.
Rubbing my slit wasn't enough. I needed more. I panted desperately as I observed the confused male Cyclopian and then looked down at my crotch. Under my gaze a lump formed and quickly grew into a copy of his cock. Since I copied it off his modified one, my new throbbing dick was huge. I nearly came just from watching this thing grow out of me. Pyronica was facing away from me and didn't see it but the guy's eye was wide and horrified.
"YOU'VE GOT COCK MODS FOR YOURSELF TOO?!" He gasps as I stood above his face masturbating the forearm sized cock growing from between my legs. "Please tell me you're not gonna use that on me!" He whimpers. I ignored him, too lost in the wonderful sensations coming from this new part of my anatomy. I stroked my cock quickly as I moaned lewdly, my tongue hanging out.
"What?" Pyronica turns her head to look behind her and blinks in surprise. "Bi-Pytoria what?"
"Don't mind me..." I panted, feeling quite embarrassed. "You two go back to what you're doing."
"That's so weird when you look like me..." Pyronica groans. Then she gives my cock a considering look. "Would it be too forward to ask if you'd like to join us?"
"No thanks. I would rather not." I groaned when my dick throbbed. "I'm fine on my own."
"If you're sure." Pyronica shrugs and gets back to it. The poor guy looks so confused. She quickly distracts him by spinning herself around to be face to face. With some kisses and roaming hands as she rocks her hips, she quickly takes his mind off me. They both let out some truly obscene moans.
'Don't let him cum till I'm done riding him...' She gasps mentally.
-I could just make him hard again so he can come as many times as you want-
"Fuck YES!" She cries out loud.
I almost feel sorry for the guy. But he signed up for it. Pyronica goes to town, pounding the poor man into the bed. I hear his bones creak and his cries of pain and pleasure. He pulled ineffectually on his bindings and moans breathlessly as he climaxes.
He doesn't get any time to relax when his cock throbbed and went rock hard again. "Wha?!" He managed to groan incoherently before Pyronica was grinding into him again. I had my tongue wrapped around my cock tightly as I continued to pleasure myself. I distantly realized I probably should have told him what was happening but I was too distracted at the moment. I did manage to mumble something like "It's a Viagra thing, don't worry about it." He made confused sounds. Right, Viagra's not a thing here...
The feelings of 'lust' and 'desperation' coming off the two of them were starting to get to me. I came hard, my legs wobbling and collapsing beneath me as I sprayed a golden fluid from my cock and pussy. I slumped over on the ground with a groan. The bed was still shaking as Pyronica slammed her hips down on the guy. He was begging for more so I guess he liked it.
I mentally felt when the two of them came again and shivered. My new cock twitched weakly, leaking embers as my cum somehow caught fire and I moved to lean against the side wall so I could rest. "Are you done?" I asked.
"N-not yet...." Pyronica pants as she lay on the man's chest. He was still buried inside her, hard again within seconds. I hear him ask for at least a few minutes of rest. "I need to be sure this will take." She purrs as she begins sliding up and down his length again. Feeling sorry for the guy, I refreshed his stamina. He gives me a thankful look. "How much did you two spend on buying all these drugs?" He groans. I shrugged without answering.
"Alright. Just tell me when you're done here." I sighed and relaxed against the wall. This was so fucked up. After a while my cock recovered enough to twitch its way back into arousal. Should I keep going? Should I leave the room? I decided I didn't care so I just leisurely stroked myself with my eye closed as Pyronica had her fun.
I got bored after cumming twice more and vanished the cock, going back to being purely female and felt my slit close up. "I'm gonna go get some snacks. You want anything?"
"No -hah- I'm...ngh...fine -hah-" she pants as she makes the guy come again. He was babbling incoherently about how this was the best day ever, his balls having grown into full, heavy sacks for faster sperm production. "Ok. I'll be back soon." I shrug as I leave to get some food from the lobby. Maybe I'll go have lunch, there was a nice Smich-mich place across the street and I have been meaning to try roasted Toshmich…
I came back a few hours later with a bag of chips to find the guy weeping. "Please just eat me already!" He sobbed. "I can't take anymore!"
I chewed on my chips as I watched him cry.
"Hey Ronica? I never thought I'd say this but...shouldn't you just kill the poor man already?"
She gives me a pout. "Fine. I think my womb is full anyway." Her belly was pumped full of so much cum she already looked pregnant. She slides off him and he sobs with relief when I take the chains off. I quickly looked away while he was devoured. Ugh...still gross...
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"So...no offense but I'm not doing this ever again." I grumble into my chips. Pyronica laughs as she pats her bloated belly. "Too intense for you?" She teased.
"Too gross." I sit at the edge of the bed. "Also the fact that it was you just...weirds me out. You're pretty much my sister..."
Pyronica sits next to me. "Was it the sex that grossed you out or the fact that it was me?"
"A bit of both. It was kinda hot but also kinda gross. No offense..." I muttered.
"Bill? Are you ok?" Pyronica carefully placed her hand on mine. I sighed. "I'm fine just...feel really weird. It's not the first time I've watched people have sex. It's not even the first time I've jerked off to it, but this is the first time I've been there in the room with them." I shove some more chips in my mouth. "Ish just...maksh me feel uncomfwortable..." I mumble.
"I'm sorry I put you through this." Pyronica squeezed my hand gently. I shake my head. "It's fine. Sort of? Well...I wanted to help you do this. Sure it's super weird and I probably won't be able to look at you without blushing for a while but it wasn't...necessarily a BAD experience..."
We sit quietly. It was nice to talk to her about this despite my embarrassment. "I don't like sex." I confessed quietly. "I think it's gross and disgusting. I never want to have sex with someone, I can't even put anything inside myself when masturbating. I can watch other people do it. I find it entertaining. I find it arousing." I shake my head. "But I never want to try it myself. It's just way too gross."
Pyronica watches my face, my expression, my hunched shoulders, the way I gripped the chip bag tightly, and sighs. "Are you afraid?"
I lean my head on her shoulder. "A little I guess? I dunno. I've never had any desire to be with another person like that. But people keep...telling me I should. But I can't even imagine kissing someone on the mouth much less...THAT sort of thing..." It made my skin crawl just thinking about it.
I pull back to look at her. "It's like...I understand that sex is perfectly natural. I understand why other people enjoy doing it. I like watching them do it because I like watching them enjoy themselves." I waved my hand around, trying to convey my agitation "But I just cannot even wrap my head around being able to ACTUALLY do it myself! It's like a robot going 'bzzt! Does not compute!' or something. I LITERALLY cannot even bring up a desire to fuck someone." I can get turned on, sure, but not even when I was incredibly aroused would I ever consider sleeping with someone.
Pyronica frowns. "That is...super weird to me. Sex is great. It's such an amazing feeling." She pats her bulging belly. "There's a wonderful sensation of being...complete. I feel great all over and afterwards I'm content. Satisfied."
She shakes her head. "Does this have to do with your species? No offense but you've never talked about how your people mate."
"The government assigns us a partner and we make children." I shrug. "People don't Click for physical pleasure. It was all business and duty, which, ironically, was what got people off. Sex existed only for reproduction. I think there were some kids who tried Clicking for fun but awful things tend to happen when they did that."
"Could that be why?" She asks. "Because you're not 'clicking' for children so it feels wrong to you?"
I roll my eye. "That can't be it because I've never wanted to have sex with anyone, whether or not pregnancy was involved." I dump the rest of the chips in my mouth. "Ish not impowtant anyway."
"So you're fine with never having sex? Ever?" Pyronica asks sadly. I'm sure to her, my eternal virginity was something to mourn. But aside from feeling like I was unnatural for my aversion to it, I didn't really mind. I got sexual urges that were easily taken care of by myself and I didn't need a partner to feel complete, in fact the need for a partner to satisfy me never even comes up. I personally felt that made my life easier.
I remember how every piece of media I've seen has shown how upset and desperate people were to find a significant other. My lack of need for a partner seemed more like a blessing to me. I thought back to what the Love God told me. True love wasn't always romantic in nature. Would my theoretical soul mate understand me? My desire, or rather, lack thereof for a sexual relationship? Even if I did start dating someone I doubt I'll ever want to do anything explicit with them. Would that be unfair to them?
Not for the first time I wondered if it was wrong for me to feel this way. "I really am an Unnatural..." I muttered too quietly for my best friend to hear.
Once Pyronica cleaned herself off from her...activities...we Blinked back to the Death Star and I went off to float in the void of space as I pondered my life. I know it was stupid. I know I shouldn't worry so much.
But seeing how happy and fulfilled Pyronica seemed with sex, I considered once more that maybe there's just something wrong with me. That thought kick started an awful chain of depressive thoughts spiraling into self deprecation and loathing the more I thought about how this was just another check on a list of why I'm nothing more than an unnatural freak.
I wasn't in a good place, mentally speaking.
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I shouldn't have gone back while my emotions were still raw. It was stupid. Out of my friends 8-Ball was the newest and didn't always remember my...very specific pet peeves yet. So when I floated into the living room to see him eating some food on the sofa messily and dropping pieces everywhere, I just COULDN'T deal with this. Not right now. I snapped.
"CRUMBS!!!!" I shrieked.
8-Ball jumps and stares at me wide eyed and confused.
"CRUMBS!!!" I screech as my bricks turn red and my size grows until I'm towering over him. My bricks open up to reveal large jagged teeth and thick black tongues. 8-Ball is backing away in terror now.
Hectorgon comes into the room, sees me in all my demonic fury, sees the crumbs on the ground and sofa, sees 8-Ball pale and shaking. "Oh shit." 8-Ball whips his head to stare at Hec pleadingly. "Wh-what's happening?" He whimpers.
"Bill HATES it when you drop food around the house. It's kinda a 'thing' he does. How many times do we have to tell you-" Hectorgon winced as he stays far back from my flailing, many armed form.
"CLEAN YOUR FUCKING MESS RIGHT NOW!" I snarl and snap my jaws. Each one more than capable of swallowing 8-Ball whole. He is shaking all over as he grabs the fallen pieces with trembling claws and begins gathering them into his palm.
I stare unblinking at him, breathing heavily as he works. Hectorgon shivers, half hidden in the doorway and lamenting the fact that Pyronica and Xanthar weren't home right now, Pyronica took him to go shopping with her since I wasn't around earlier. Once 8-Ball finishes grabbing all the fallen chips I materialize a small trash can and thump it in front of him. Without prompting he puts the chips in the trash. I shrink back to my usual size. Yellow once more and smiling in content. "There, that's much better." I pat 8-Ball's head and he flinches. As well he should, how dare he go around dirtying MY house that I graciously let him live in? Ungrateful little-
I shake myself and feel a jolt of shame. Oh shit I did it again. Fuck. I look at 8-Ball trembling and am struck with the duel sensations of satisfaction and guilt. God dammit. "Look, I'm sorry I lost my temper. I'm just…having a bad day." I say gently and 8-Ball nods quickly. "Yes Boss. Sorry boss. Won't happen again."
"It's fine to call me Bill. I'm your friend, not your boss." I sigh and float away. Why do I keep doing this?
As I leave the room I hear Hectorgon berate 8-Ball for what he did. "Bill is a clean freak. If you make a mess, you immediately clean it up. If Bill sees it, he will FLIP the fuck out."
"R-right...got it..."
I sigh again. They're not wrong but I wish they wouldn't be so scared. To be fair I am terrifying but still. They made a Deal to be my friend. That means I will keep them from harm. Even from myself. I wouldn't hurt them. I won't.
The bigger problem is that I felt completely justified for what I did. That ungrateful worm SHOULD be scared, how dare he drop his filth on MY clean floors and MY nice couch? I know I shouldn't be thinking like that. I know this is probably yet another stupid side effect of being ME. Ugh. My mood is still unstable. I need to relax.
I'm gonna go check on the Earth and try to calm down.
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