"Comical, are you there?" asked a gruff voice from the radio. "Right here." responded a white haired red eyed woman while giggling as she was sneaking through a very large mansion "Great, now, what I need you to do is go through the vents on the second floor and infiltrate the office." "Got it." The giggling woman responded while slowly sneaking past all the servants, up the stairs and to the vent while doing her best to hold in her laughter while thinking ' This is gonna be the funniest one yet.'

"Listen I know how much you enjoy committing your "oh so funny" kills but I need you to be serious, we can't kill anyone during this mission." The voice explained with a sigh guessing what the woman was thinking. The woman looked offended as she replied while climbing through the vent "What's with that dense sarcasm, my kills are hilarious!" She exclaimed.

"I don't think stabbing someone in the ass with a sword is very funny." The voice responded with annoyance evident in their tone. "What do you know about comedy, and also I learned it from a novel, a very good one I might add." The woman defended "Oh yeah? And what novel is that?" The voice replied with boredom in their tone. "It's called, Nanoman- " "Actually I don't care. Now hurry on to the office" The voice interrupted. "Fuck you" the woman mumbled as she continued through the vent.

"Alright you're here. Now jump down and get those files." The voice said anxiously. The woman grunted in dissatisfaction before jumping down and asking, "What was the point of doing this again?" She asked as she looked around. "Well for your information, these are for our client, as that disgusting bastard pays a lot to sweep his deeds under the rug." The voice responded as the woman grabbed the portfolio from the cabinet.

"Thanks Smartass, I mean what's in them." The woman retorted. "Oh that. Well, he cheated on his wife while she was pregnant with his 4th child, started a second family with her sister, sold one of his first wife's relatives to human trafficking to prevent them from getting her inheritance, killed the first wife to get the inheritance and live with her sister, and sent all his kids to an orphanage." The voice described nonchalantly. "What the fuck..." The woman was astounded "Why are we giving this to him then." "Because it is what you were hired to do, so do it."

The woman looked exasperated as she climbed out the window to get to the motorcycle across the street. "Next time don't ask a hitman to do a job for an assassin." "Mhm, sure, sure." the voice lazily replied as she drove off. "I'm serious Martin." The woman deadpanned. "Oh? Can the great Kousagi be serious too? Why didn't you tell me you were sick." " Shut it."

Kousagi said as she entered an abandoned two story building in a desolate place. As she climbed up the stairs she noticed that compared to the outside of the building, the inside looked brand new. 'Must have done some renovating.' She thought knocking on a brown door at the end of the hallway. She stepped inside when the door opened and threw the portfolio at the face of the brown haired man before her. "Here you go ya price of shit." She said before sitting down on one of the green lounge chairs in the blue and green room.

"Gee, thanks." Martin replied flicking her off before turning around and texting the client.

Cynical Hacker: It's done

DoucheBag : I'm sending the money as we speak, I'll send one of my guys to the café on Highbank Rd tomorrow. See you there

Martin sighed as he turned off his phone and turned around his blue eyes looking at her red ones. "Look, I'm sorry but I did what had to be done." "You did what you wanted without telling me." Kousagi said not backing down."Kousagi, I know this upsets you considering what your sist-." "Watch your words Martin." Kousagi cut him off defensively, her hand resting on the knife she keeps on her hip. Martin raised his hand defensively and relented.

"Ok, I'm sorry, I'll back of-, what is that?" Martin asked cutting himself off. "What?" Kousagi asked just as confused. "The weird ass glowing circle under the chair you're on!" Martin exclaimed anxiously, as Kousagi hurriedly looked down to see what he was talking about,standing up to move away from the circle, only to find it was following her. "WHAT THE FUCK!!" She yelled, looking down to see the circle grow brighter as Martin yelled "Kousagi!!" as the white haired girl in front of him suddenly disappeared and Kousagi's hearing and sight cut off.