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In a world of geniuses, prodigies, and legendary sects, Xu Tian is… none of the above. A cynical, below-average nobody with zero talent, he stumbles into the crumbling Fallen Cloud Sect and accidentally awakens a mysterious, sarcastic "Cosmic Fool System." His first task? Replace an elder’s spiritual tea with donkey urine. Now Xu Tian’s path to cultivation is less about enlightenment and more about absurd pranks, humiliating tasks, and surviving the chaos, he unintentionally creates. Along the way, he’ll encounter bizarre enemies, reluctant allies, and romantic interests who definitely deserve better. Armed with wit, audacity, and a system that thinks mockery is motivational, Xu Tian might just become the most ridiculous legend the Tianluan Continent has ever seen. Get ready for a wild, laugh-out-loud journey filled with bad decisions, accidental heroics, and a whole lot of donkey-related mishaps.

Klaus Rashi, a 15-year-old boy, lives in a twisted world ruled by the Royal Government. The Royal Government have special powers bestowed upon them known as Supreme Commands, by God, and are truly malevolent in their deeds. They spare no one who dares cross them. People are heavily restricted and forced to labor for them among many other things. Klaus is no ordinary boy; however, he seeks vengeance against the Royal Government for their cruel methods and plans to unveil all the secrets they have kept from the public. Was the world always this way? Is God who we think they are? Note - chapters may go through edits (mainly just removing overly graphic details, unnecessary words, etc)

Rahmat, a 30-year-old Indonesian coach, finds himself thrust into the world of elite football when he’s unexpectedly appointed manager of Luton Town after their promotion to the Premier League. Struggling with limited resources, Rahmat is gifted a mysterious “System” that grants him the power to summon players from iconic football anime worlds. --- Disclaimer: This novel is a work of fiction. The characters, incidents, and dialogue are products of the author's imagination and are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, places, or persons, living or dead, including real-life football players, teams, or managers, is purely coincidental or used solely as inspiration. Real-life figures mentioned are reimagined in a fictional context and do not represent the actual views or personalities of those individuals.

In a small, mist-covered town, a young girl named Elara meets a charming yet intense boy named Rowan. Their connection is magnetic, immediate, and all-consuming. But as the relationship unfolds, Rowan’s affection starts showing a darker side—he’s possessive, overly protective, and prone to emotional outbursts that often leave Elara feeling both loved and afraid. As their relationship deepens, Rowan’s love for Elara becomes obsessive. He’s driven by a deep-rooted fear of abandonment and an overwhelming desire to control her every move. His intensity creates a psychological web around her, trapping her betweenve and fear.

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After being wrongfully accused and killed, a young man reincarnates into a superhuman society as a third rate villain named Don, whose biggest asset is his side-kick with mental issues. With few options available to him, Don accepts the mantle of his predecessor and must now not only survive in a new and dangerous world, but also conquer it.... **Congratulations, you have died and awakened the Supervillain Idol System.** **The path to fame, fortune and world domination is yours is take!!** **Disclaimer**: This work of fiction is set in an alternate reality and is purely a product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or events is entirely coincidental. The author has taken creative liberties with historical, cultural, and geographical elements to craft a unique and fictional world. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental

In a galaxy where absurdity thrives, the misfit crew of The Indifference stumbles through adventures they’re hilariously unqualified for. Zog, a well-meaning but anxiety-ridden humanoid captain, Clorita, a whip-smart and perpetually unimpressed engineer with a fondness for ray guns and pink boots, and Blip, a hyperactive dogganoid with a penchant for chaos, find themselves scraping through one disaster after another. From cube-shaped planets with overly sarcastic AI to meteorite-studded Ibizoid-style party asteroids, the crew’s journey is as unpredictable as the universe itself. Along the way, they pick up Luma, a silent, glowing Felixanoid whose calm yet enigmatic presence somehow manages to outwit the entire crew without uttering a word. Their missions range from solving riddles to escaping romantic flower-aliens turned homicidal demons, all while dodging space bureaucracy, mismanaged finances, and their own bickering. With their perpetually malfunctioning ship, their suspiciously growing bank account on a time-warped planet, and a knack for stumbling into more trouble than they can handle, they’re not exactly galactic heroes. But when the universe throws its weirdest, most dangerous challenges their way, the crew must decide if they’re capable of more than just survival—or if their true calling is simply embracing the chaos and making it out alive.

she is a product of a secret lab experiment, has only known captivity—until now. At 25, she breaks free, driven by a burning question: Who is she, really? With the help of Yi Chen, a powerful CEO captivated by her resilience, she begins to unravel the dark secrets of her past. Can she bring justice to those who tormented her? Will her quest for vengeance lead to freedom—or further destruction? As love and revenge collide, she must decide: How far is she willing to go to reclaim her life?

When I signed up for a graveyard cleaning job, I thought it would be a quirky summer gig—just me, a shovel, and a few tombstones. The ominous warning sign at the entrance? Just meant to keep the living out. That creepy amulet? Probably some local superstition. Little did I know, it was actually meant to keep whatever lurked in that graveyard inside. But after I accidentally shattered the amulet on my way in, I came face-to-face with a presence that shouldn’t be sitting atop his grave, especially not after 200 years. Instead of cleaning up after the dead, I’m stuck with a charming but dangerously sarcastic companion who despises humanity and refuses to leave me alone. Now, I’m navigating a chilling situation where the shadows whisper secrets, and my new “friend” carries a dark past that’s as enticing as it is terrifying. Just when I thought I could finally make some money and pay off my student loans, I’m plunged into a haunting mix of attraction and fear, with prophecies suggesting our union could spell doom for both the living and the dead. And to top it all off? I broke the only thing keeping him trapped inside the graveyard. Great. Welcome to my nightmare.

Meet Gu Yu—a college dropout and a talented incense maker, and at the same time, the rather stoic protagonist of this story. Despite his somewhat introverted manner, he has a tendency to make sarcastic remarks in his thoughts. One day, after saving a squirrel, a windfall (metaphorically and literally) dropped into his lap.Stumbling into the cultivation world with little help, he was not turned into Superman overnight (as he would like). Apparently, becoming a cultivator would not make your life easier, at least in the beginning. Somewhere along the road, he ran into Jiang Xiaozhai, a young woman who’s got the brains, the beauty, and maybe one or two secrets of her own. As it turned out, the two made a perfect team—Mulder-and-Scully style. Motivated by many unanswered questions, they had been running up and down the country, getting into all kinds of trouble, and learning more of the modern cultivation world, which is by no means the same as in the ages long past…

Rein, on the cusp on adulthood, found his family and town destroyed by forces beyond his understanding. Thus, the destiny within his heart called to him to seek out the cause of his calamity. So begins his journey as an advancer-- a title given to those who use magic to shape the world to their will. Author's note: I've always been a fan of progression fantasy. However, I do feel disappointed by many of them, with too many characters that vanish into irrelevancy, sometimes arcs that are overly repetitive and a lack of characters ideals. In this story, I aim to instill more character ideals, motivations, and integrate said characters throughout the story, and ensure their interaction with the main character remain relevant to his heart. Perhaps, it's best to say I want the story to have a 'human spirit' that one could feel in old-school wuxia and action/adventure stories.

A strange store that sells everything suddenly appears in the town. The Owner of the store is a young man and anyone who tried to mess with him %$#@. The products of the store are expensive, yet the queue outside the store never stops. "So what, If you're an Emperor? I'll fight to the death with you if you try to break the queue." These scenes outside the store were daily occurrences. *** Join the Discord server, https://discord.gg/4nbaU7Cy *** The cover art is not mine. I have taken it from pinterest. Please contact me if it is your art.

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A young princess who rules in her own right strives to be the best ruler she can be for her people whilst navigating through the trials of love, duplicity, friendships, and warfare, her ultimate goal being to eventually become a powerful empress one day. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

Atkinson, the reclusive CEO of the AGP (Atkinson Gaming Productions), had lost faith in humanity due to its selfishness and malice. However, his life took a drastic turn when he was transported into Aetherium, his own virtual reality creation, alongside a quarter of Earth's population. To escape this digital realm, Atkinson must utilize his intimate knowledge of the game's mechanics to defeat Aiden, the divine son of the Monarch of Gods. As he navigates treacherous landscapes and forges uneasy alliances, Atkinson faces daunting challenges that test his resolve, including betrayal, self-discovery, trust, and friendship. Forced to confront the demons of his own making, Atkinson's journey becomes a struggle to find humanity in a world driven by self-interest. Will his mastery of Aetherium secure his escape, or will the very world he designed trap him forever?

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