"What a shitty novel" rolling my eyes as I read the latest chapter of 'Demon Conquerer'
'And that was the last of the money in my bank account too…' I sigh as I exit out of a reading app to check the money in my bank account, staring at it pitifully.
Instead of feeling worse about spending the last of my money on a stupid chapter of a stupid book, I decide to take a nap.
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I opened my eyes to see… nothing. Just plain darkness.
"Pathetic human, you think you can just insult the biography of a mighty hero and get away with it?" A loud voice coming from the distance full of anger spoke.
'Huh? Is this a dream?'
"You are not the first to express such thought about this book. But! For insulting a great hero, you shall be punished, unless you beg for forgiveness." The voice sounded closer and more irritated than before for some reason.
'Just what is that voice talking about?'
I spot a transparent white blob bouncing towards me. "You better kneel down before me and apologize. After all, I am the one that created that story" the blob looked angrily at me before bouncing up and down like a child throwing a tantrum.
'Ah, so that's why it's so angry'
Looking at the blob, I tried to hold in my laughter. The sides of my lip slightly twitching.
Pftt-!
"Did you just laugh at me, you dumb mortal! You don't know what kind of power I have!" instead of looking clear, the blob looked a bit red.
"I'm sorr-pft you look so- not what I expected."
"How dare you laugh at me! Know your place, mortal. Now apologize before I send you to the world where the hero resides!" It looked even redder now, kind of like a tomato.
"I never knew blobs could be this narcissistic, let alone have a personality."I mumbled not as quietly as I had hoped.
"Why you-! You should be grateful that you are in my divine presence at all! I'll have you know that this isn't my true form. If I showed you what I look like right now, you would die before you even got past the shining light." The blob seemed a little full of itself.
"Alright fine, I apologize for insulting the story created by the great divine blob." I said, suppressing the urge to roll my eyes.
"That's what I thou- Hold on, you're being sarcastic aren't you!"
'Oops, did I accidentally say something wrong or did I laugh? Well either way, I got caught'
"You don't believe do you, well fine!" The blob was now actually the color of a tomato, maybe even redder.
Darkness enveloped me while I was observing the color of the blob.
"Serves you right, you foolish mortal! You really think you can make fun of a god?" Was the last thing I heard before completely blacking out