"Goddamn snow!" Katerina cursed as she used her handbag to scrap snow off of her car. She continued muttering under her breath as she went on, only to see her 'designer' handbag had started to shed it's 'real' leather, making her go into another for of rage.
Cursing and hitting her car's tires in anger, she let out her frustrations before finally calming down. Taking a deep breath in then exhaling after holding in her breath for a few seconds, she chanted a calming mantra before scraping the last of the snow and got into her car. She just thanked her brother for deciding to fill in anti coolant water the previous night and as she drove off, she wondered how men just knew some of these things.
Due to a tiresome day, she was prone to falling asleep at any moment so she switched on the radio, searched for any channel with some rock and roll before settling for reggae. Armed with entertainment, she started off bright eyed but started dozing off sometime after the fourth throwback song of Bob Marley. The next thing she knew was that her car was skidding across an icy bridge.
BANG!
Her plastic made car slammed into the bridge's bars, sending her flying through her windshield, leaving behind flying glass, blood and chunks of flesh that the windscreen had ripped off. Even as she plummeted to her death into the icy river below, she never did realize how she had caused her car to crash.
As soon as she hit the freezing waters, she just knew she was a goner. Her body was too weak to swim up for air, she was losing blood, fast and her consciousness was already fleeting. Unlike what she thought, her life did not flash before her eyes but a certain regret. She fancied herself a creative person and because of this, she had created an Orc character in a fantasy novel she was about to write.
The Ork was named Bloody Ripper, a name she had spent a few days meditating about. However, where other Orks were quite adept in armed and unarmed fighting, Bloody Ripper was a mage at heart. Her in born talent, Omni Magic, gave her a talent to magic that even the gods were quite jealous of. Due to this talent, her mana capacity was so vast it was almost limitless.
She did not have to learn how to cast spells but she could make her own kind of spells which made her a nightmare in any battlefield. Her Omni Magic made her be able to use all the branches of magic with no restrictions while even the most talented individual could only learn three branches before imploding in Arcane Overempowerment. This was a state where a being is attempting to learn more branches of the Arcane than their soul could handle. The end result was destruction so powerful even empires were at risk!
'Do want to live?' a voice suddenly brought her out of her own musing, making her realize that everything had come to a halt all around her! Even in the darkness of the water mixed with the night, she found out she could actually see. She realized that somehow, she could breath quite easily.
"What's going on?" she asked out loud.
'Do you want to live, child?" the voice asked again, this time more urgently. Katerina realized that the voice did not have any pitch that might suggest the gender of the speaker, giving her a scare.
"A...Are you the devil?" she asked in fright. As once a religious person, there's nothing more scary than to find out heaven and hell is real and that you might be going to hell. She liked to believe that contrary to normal misconception, the devil does not rule hell but is actually its prisoner and punishment, just like what will happen to other sinners. But, hearing this voice call out to her and considering the freaky things happening to her, she started believing that maybe the devil had more power than she thought.
'This is your last chance; do you want to live?' the voice impatiently asked. Katerina looked around, tried to turn but to no avail, trying to look for the speaker but came up empty. However, what the speaker was offering was quite tempting. She knows she was dying and her question was, what would happen to her next?
Will she go to hell if religion is real? No way she was going to heaven; if she had to guess then it might be because of her collection of hentai. No way Jesus was letting her freakiness next to people like Abraham or even Eve. Or if after death was only darkness, was she going to just be erased after? If what the voice was saying was to be believed, then this was her only choice.
"Yes, I want to live," she answered. There was silence for a moment.
'Choose a boon,' the voice said once again. This time, Katerina did not hesitate.
"I want to have Bloody Ripper's Omni Magic," she said without delay. Silence followed for a few seconds before a gong like voice came out of nowhere and Katerina found that she was slipping. This was no normal slipping but somehow, she knew she was slipping through the threads of reality. A certain weightlessness that could only be experienced by someone free falling from a great height made her stomach turn into a pit of terror but before she could start screaming, she felt she had slipped into something and she was locked into it, not moving again.
"Welcome to life, Ork Disaster Katerina Warmblood. As the first existence created by the Dungeon Core, you have been tasked with the job of Last Dungeon Boss.
NAME: KATERINA WARMBLOOD
RACE: ORK
JOB: LAST DUNGEON BOSS
TITLE: ORK DISASTER, LAST BOSS
STATS
HEALTH. :3,576,300/3,576,300
STAMINA. :2,341,000/2,341,000
MANA. :????
STRENGTH:384
SPEED. :340
DEXTERITY:9600
WISDOM. :???
INTELLIGENCE:231
TALENTS
OMNIMAGIC: No magic branch is too hard for you. With this talent, you will learn and be able to create any kind of spell with relative ease. BEWARE gods might become jealous.
WARMONGER: Due to being an Ork, you find it easy to start wars and hard to finish them. Due to the inherent love of fighting in Orks, you cannot resist a good skull bashing and due to this, you pick up armed and unarmed fighting quite fast.
SKILLS
BESERK: Due to your race's inherent love for fighting, they have evolved to having a BESERK rage in which all stats but Intelligence are tripled till all the enemies are killed.