(Connor pov)
Grabbing the gun I kick open the chest to see an armored figure standing up.
*BANG*
-OW, what the fuck man-
"Umm, you can speak," I said keeping my gunned trained on the dismembered head that lays near the door.
-Yeah, OH MY GOD, MY HEAD. Better question, WHERE THE HELL AM I?-
The armor standing in the chest tries to get out but doesn't quite make it as its foot gets caught making the chest tip over falling over.
"So, who are you and what are you?"
-Many call me Gluttony, and I don't quite know the later question-
"You got like a people name, cause Gluttony is cool, but not very conspicuous," I say while grabbing the armor that now starts to have blue flames lick out of the open holes in the armor.
-I was called Jacob, but call me Gluttony.-
"Alright Jacob, I'm just as confused as apparently you are so why don't we start this partnership off right," I say while sticking my hand for him to shake.
-That is both kind and odd, we both don't know what I am or how I got here, you don't know who I am and you're offering partnership?"-
"You came out of my magical box, that means you're good, sometimes you just gotta go with it Jacob. I just met talking armor, that you were somehow in that tiny box standing straight up. I stopped asking questions. Just slap a 'cause magic' sticker on it and call it a day."
-Alright, you mind me grabbing that, kind of need that. But last time I had that you blasted it right off my shoulders.- He says while pointing to the helm that had blue flames licking out of base. The body slowly got the helm after my consent and shook my hand.
(Time skip)
I've honestly had enough of Harry. I know he's like 11 but come on. How can one person be this dumb. He was in detention just a couple days ago yet he's asking for me and Jacob to come with them to follow a suspicious looking teacher.
After we previously accepted to go with them to see Hagrid, they assume we like them, couldn't be further from the truth for me and Jacob seems neutral to anyone but me.
We slowly slink behind them after refusing go with them.
Why did we follow, mostly to laugh at their stupidity, a group of kids finding their teacher doing illicit things in his own private area, hilarious.
We went through a door as a kid frozen still muffles for them to stop. There was a huge ass dog which Harry played a flute against him so it continued sleeping. They then jumped into the trapdoor.
Me and Jacob stood enraptured by the large beast with three heads sloppily slobbering while sleeping. We heard some muffled casting as we opened the hatch to make sure they weren't there.
Hoping down into it vines started to wrap around us.
"Any clue what this is Jacob," I shout at him while letting the vines slowly drag me down. Jacob was vined against but his flames shot out fighting the plants causing him to plummet and crash against the ground below us.
Knowing that the exit is below I start grabbing vines below me a push myself lower eventually dropping next to a sitting Jacob.
Standing in front of a door looking back at us was Harry and his gang.
"What are you doing here," Harry asked while looking at us in shock.
-Curiosity- Jacob said while standing up towering above them.
"I was bored," I honestly answered while walking towards them reaching for the door handle.
Turning it and we all entered to find keys flying around the room, me and Jacob sat around as Harry eventually figured it out.
We went to the next room which was chess, never played chess before, and apparently Jacob hasn't either.
I watched Harry and the gang play a game of life and death chess where Harry's friend Ron sacrificed himself for the others. Very touching.
We went past that door to find potions, me and Jacob also sat this one out, we weren't supposed to be here anyways. We thought that they should figure it out themselves. After Harry's only smart and remaining friend figured it out Harry moved on.
Me and Jacob were stuck. There was only one potion to leave forward and backward. So we waited for Hermoine to get the Principal and come get us to go get Harry.
As we waited I pulled out a deck of cards and played go fish with Jacob.
(Albus's pov)
As I hurriedly went to go get the two trapped in the puzzle I entered the room to find a large militant man and living armor arguing over a game of go fish.
"What do you mean you don't have a seven"
-I mean what the words mean, none of my cards have a seven.-
"But it has to, you have two cards and there is only one draw card left, that means you have a seven," the militant man threw his card down showing a seven of hearts. "Show your cards.
-I told you I don't have a seven- the armor spoke as he put his cards face up showing a nine of clubs and a two of clubs.
"Then what's in the middle?" the militant man asked confused flipping it over showing a queen of diamonds. "What the fuck, where did you go wrong," he accused the armor to which it shrugged.
"I'm here to get you and get out of here," I shout out. Their heads snap to attention staring into my soul.
-You the principal- the armor asked shuffling the cards and putting them in the box.
"In the flesh, now let's get out of here and go get Harry," I say removing the black flames blocking the path. The two figures stood from their seated position on the ground and started after me.