Ryu found Sasuke walking around with a stinky look on his face.
Ryu perched on an umbrella by the road, smiling "Stinky boy, I brought you food." Sasuke looked up at Ryu and snorted "It's you." but still walked over.
Ryu came to the ground, squatting in front of Sasuke, smiling "Aren't you supposed to take pictures today?"
Sasuke snorted, "I already did." Ryu questioned him directly, "Then why didn't you come home?" Sasuke looked away, whispering something. Ryu cupped his ear and shouted "Whaaaat~?"
Sasuke growled with embarrassment "I thought you were mad at me! Okay?! Can you hear me now!?" Ryu was stunned and looked at Sasuke with a bewildered expression. Sasuke turned away and snorted.
Ryu's eyes softened and he pulled Sasuke in, hugging him tightly as he teased "Awe~ Stinky Sasuke is worried about little old me~?" Sasuke blushed in anger, shouting "Let go of me! Bastard! I hate you!"
Ryu laughed and whispered, "I've taken care of you for 5 years, Sasuke. Even if I was really mad at you, I can't stay mad. You're like my son. You and Naruto both." he put him down and smiled at his frozen face, ruffling his hair as he added "Don't think too much about my feelings, Sasuke. Even if you hurt me, I will still love you."
He stuffed the entire Dango bag in his hands before walking away, waving his hand over his shoulder.
Sasuke looked dazed as he stared at Ryu's back, shouting "Hold on!" but Ryu had already flickered, disappearing from the spot…
Ryu returned home and directly crawled into bed, taking off his pants and shirt, leaving only boxers. He yawned and hugged Anko, falling asleep almost instantly…
A while later
Ryu was woken up by Naruto, he opened his eyes and said "Hm? What's wrong, Naruto?" Naruto blushed and whispered "I'm hungry. Anko left."
Ryu touched the bed next to him and said in a groggy shock "She really did!" Naruto's stomach rumbled and he blushed.
Ryu sat up and revealed his extremely muscular self as he rubbed Naruto's head, smiling "Let's go get ramen?"
Naruto's eyes lit up and he cheered "I want 8 bowls!"
Ryu's expression froze and he opened his wallet, Naruto watched as a fly flew out and he had black lines all over his face.
Ryu displayed a devil grin and coughed "This is my other wallet…" He reached under his bed and pulled out a little box, opening it to reveal rows and rows of neat bills.
Naruto's eyes popped out of their sockets and he shouted "You're rich!" Ryu curled his lips and replied "Ahem! Well, I am also a rich man, yes…" he took out a stack and put it in his wallet before closing the box and putting it back under his bed.
He accidentally knocked out another box with a spiral on it.
This box was much larger with a lock and a huge spiral right in the center.
Naruto looked at the box and said strangely "How did you fit such a big box under there?" Ryu kicked the box back and said "Underwear?" Naruto snorted with laughter, "Ha! You said underwear, idiot!"
Ryu chuckled and shouted "Sasuke! You want ramen!?" Sasuke replied through the wall, "You agreed!?"
Ryu rolled his eyes and said to Naruto "Is this guy an idiot? I love ramen." Naruto frowned, retorting flatly, "You just like the sweet soy sauce." Ryu glared at him, arguing "I do not! The soy sauce is just good on ramen!"
Naruto wretched and complained "Your sweet tooth is crazy! Last time I saw you sneaking in red bean paste!" Ryu turned white and grinned eerily "Nonsense!" Naruto's eyes widened and he pointed at Ryu's face, shouting "You did?! I was just kidding! Oh my god! I can't believe you!"
Ryu's grin curled eerily and he retorted "What are you saying?! I don't understand!" Naruto swung his fist, saying angrily "You're ruining Ramen, you bastard! Whenever you make that face you're embarrassed and nervous!"
Ryu roared in a barking voice "Wrong!" Naruto screamed "Sasuke! Ryu puts Red bean paste in his ram-OOF!"
Ryu tackled him to the ground and clamped his mouth shut, saying "Oh my god! Shut up! Shut up! Everyone will know!" Naruto held up 10 fingers and Ryu's face changed, "You want to negotiate?! Do you think I'm the Third Hokage?! I'll beat you good, boy!"
Naruto formed a seal and shouted "Sexy Jutsu!"
Naruto transformed into a naked girl and posed, Ryu roared in anger "I didn't teach you bullshit, Naruto! Damnit!"
Sasuke was about to walk in when he heard banging noises and clattering sounds along with Naruto screaming and Ryu's angry shouts.
He let out a breath and patted his chest, muttering "Fortunately I had to put on pants!"
The door opened and Sasuke looked up in horror to see Ryu expelling smoke from his mouth, staring down at him, holding Naruto's swelling face with one hand.
Sasuke burst into a cold sweat and Ryu said "Did you hear anything?" Sasuke shook his head like a rattle and flames escaped Ryu's mouth, "Good, cus if you did…" he held up Naruto and shook him.
Sasuke nodded frantically.
A bit later
Ryu looked around quickly before pouring red bean paste into his ramen and stirring quickly before eating it with happily squinted eyes.
Naruto and Sasuke pretended not to notice as they ate their ramen.
Sasuke looked at Naruto and started eating faster, which prompted Naruto to hurry up, which made Sasuke nervous as he sped up again.
Ryu finished his bowl and let out a satisfied burp, smacking his lips as he said "Great! How was yo-" before turning to see towers of Ramen bowls and two little fatties.
Ryu looked at the bowls and nearly fainted, shouting "YOU BASTARDS! AHHHH!"
In the end, Ryu shed a tear as he paid the bill with half the money he brought out today…
He walked back home as Sasuke and Naruto waddled their ball-like bodies behind him. Ryu growled "Did I teach you Life Return for nothing!?" Naruto and Sasuke swallowed, sucking in air before exhaling as they returned to normal in an instant.
Naruto trotted with his hands behind his head, humming "I could eat ramen all day, there's nothing to say, lalala~" Sasuke walked behind Ryu, leaning forward slightly with his hands clenched.
Ryu looked at them out of the corner of his eyes, smiling to himself.
It's really like the Sun and the Moon.
But… A gentle curve appeared on Ryu's lips.
These little bastards were really cute.