My name is Wiradhi Ranata.
I am 18 years old now.
Or at least, my current body now are 18 on this years.
Oh, why I said "my current body" now?
Actually, I have a little big secret that I hide from everyone else.
Psstttt..... Don't tell it to anyone okay, reader?
I will tell it specifically only for you :)
Actually, I am a reincarnator from Earth.
Eh? You are not surprised? Ok Ok...
Back then, on Earth, I was a 31 years old NEET.
Oh, no no no, I am not an NEET from birth.
I used to work like any other common people out there.
Work a standard office work, from 9 am to 5 pm (although we often takes overtime until 6-8 pm) :p
But at least everyone always work together, like a big happy family, so we all just take it as fun.
Until the time of recession comes...
A plague spread over around the globe, killing many people and causing many issues on many sectors in life.
Particularly the economic situation in my country that is bursting everywhere like bubbles popped by needle.
And finally, my office took the policy to reduce the number of employees so that they can still run their business.
And I am one of the people who are getting fired by them, at the age of 30 years old....
Already passing my youthful stage, added with the chaotic social and economic situation everywhere, it's very difficult to find a new job.
So I decide to try running my own business.
But running a new business in the middle of economic collapse like that are proved to be as difficult, if not even more difficult, than trying to defy the heaven in Xianxia novels XD
And so I become an NEET at 30 years old, and I cooped myself at home, being a Hikikomori whose lifestyle only goes around sleeping, gaming on laptop, eating, bathing, playing on the stock market, seeing my stocks fall down to red zone (I only profit 2 millions while making loss of 6 millions), gaming on my phone, reading webnovels, etc etc until I go to bed again.....
January 1st , Sunny Sunday Morning.....
Oh, time sure goes fly.....
It's a new year already....
I am also 31 now and it's been 11 months since I become an NEET.
Ooops, better not get depressed on New Year.
New Year, New Life!
Just kidding.....
Let's just eat the mochi I have saved for this occasion now.
.....
And so, after I make a Kagami Mochi and other offering for your typical New Year celebration, I eat that mochi.
Uhm, so sweet and delicious~!
Totally the best dessert to begin a New Year!
Uhuk!!!! Uhukkkk!!!! Uhukkkkkk!!!!
And then I am Choked to the Death by the damned sweet Mochi...
The next time I opened my eyes, I am already in the body of a baby, in a World that is like the Modern day Earth.
Thank God, it's not the backwater medieval era where we need to wipe our ass with soil instead of soap whenever we are taking the dump of nature!
We have internet here, we still have otaku culture here, with animes, mangas, light novels, games, and even hentai and doujinshis are all existed in this world.
And what's even better? This world is not like that Xianxia or Wuxia World where the dogs eat the dogs!!!! Banzai!!!!!
Ehem, ehem.... uhm..... I am getting sidetracked here.....
Okay, let's get back to main topic.
So, long story short, I am a 31 year old NEET who have been reincarnated to this world after I am dead from being choked by rice cake on New Year.
I reborn again on a quite chaotic, messed up, but otherwise still harmonious family totally unlike those in Xia Novels where even parent and kids are scheming each other for every measly little benefits.
My Grandpa, named Wiradhi Prakosa is a Platinum Core Cultivator (yeah, his core is Platinum White, not Golden like in most Xia Novels) who is already 666 years old but still looked like a 20-something year young adult in the prime of his youth.
He have 69 Wives and my Daddy is his 69th son born from his 69th wive whom he married when he is already 108 while the bride is only 18 that year.
My Dad whose name is Wiradhi Lucentis Asmadhius, unlike my lecherous, ehem, I mean...., Gentlemanly Cultured Grandpa, only have 2 Wives.
I am the first son of my Dad from the first wive and I have a little sister who is born from the second wive of my Dad.
By the way, although my Grandpa is a Pure Human being, my Dad, I and my sister are not 100% Human.
My Dad is born from the union of my Human Grandpa and his Succubus Wive, thus making him Half Human and Half Demon.
I was born when my Daddy impregnated a Female Angel who is sent to kill him, he rap.... cough..., educated her about carnal pleasure for 40 days and 40 nights right after my Dad defeats her. The beautiful Angelic Assassin now have been trained thoroughly by him, turning her to be a Fallen because of the excessive devilish training she receives, although she still retain her angelic bearing and now become a docile, gentle and motherly wive, an absolute perfect dream for all those pure virgin otakus in my previous world.
And from her heavenly womb do I was born, a Human + Angel + Demon hybrid who is given the name "Wiradhi Ranata".
Then my Daddy goes around the world, adventuring until one day he raid a Prismatic Crystal Dragon Nest, a spiraling mountain towered up high to the sky.
He defeats the Dragoness, whose humanoid form turns out to be a devastatingly beautiful woman, get horny, and have sex with her on the 10,000 meters altitude.
The couple become a living legend on the area around the Dragon Nest, as the Dragoness's Roar of Lust, Passion and Unbridled Desires reverberating through the Firmament, Piercing through the Heaven, and terrorised millions of virgins who heve never experienced sex for 48 days and 49 nights.
After that episode, the Dragoness get pregnant and lay down a Crystal Egg, which hatched to be cute little girl whose beauty will surely rivaling that of her mother when she grew up.
Just Imagine what kind of heaven defying beauty would born from a Human bearing Succubus bloodline mating with a Dragoness whose beauty alone are enough to destroy 33 Worlds. That's just how beautiful my little sister is, a Human + Demon + Dragon Hybrid.
She is given the name "Sagradhina Chikane", Chikane as written in Japanese Kanji which mean "thousand scattered blossoms", for her beauty are sure to scatter thousands if not millions of "blossoms" through out the universe.
Oh, by the way, if any reader here are curious, the girl who I make love with on X-Mas Eve on the previous chapter is not my little sister.
She is my niece, a daughter of my cousin who is born from the son of the 48th wives of my Grandpa.
That's why she called me "Uncle", despite being only eight months younger than me.
Her name is "Faladhina Kiseki", she is a Half Human Half Kitsune (Fox Youkai) whose hobby are cosplaying and especially, having role play sex with me.
At that time she is having a role play sex as a Heroine named Bra-Merton from a Game titled Latjur Lane (Azur Lane version of this world ;p).
She only need to change her hair color from her natural golden blonde to pinky rose though, her beauty is already as perfect as it can be to begin with.