"This is my son Luke Cassian De Vargas; you already knew him; he's handsome, responsible, popular, and rich; he'll be well matched with your beautiful Kylie Gyn, Jever."

"Well Lucio, let's not dWellecide for our child; let's make them decide."

"Oh, dad, uncle, Cassian and I are mutual; we're so close that others think we're dating; sinusundo nya ko araw araw; he brought me ice cream every day; he stares at me all the time like we're the only people in the world; he secretly put flowers and chocolates in my locker; we love each other; I'm sure he loves me more than I do, right Cassian?"Kylie, ani ni

"Sorry, I'm a gay father and I'm prettier than Kylie, wag mo kong pag pantasyahan Kylie, guni guni mo lang yun," Lucas says.

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"It's not like I'm gay, but I will do anything to be with her."