With my thoughts on the back burner I began my way into the cast again... As it's still like a maze inside I kinda got lost once but quickly figured it out... sadly I don't have a sea of monsters to constantly lead the way... So after about an hour of travel I reached get the giant gaping stone pussy... and the micro dick hidden inside it... Sigh... what is wrong with these people... Also I guess maybe it's not a micro dick... I mean it's a 9 inch long stone lever... it's just... inside a 15 foot tall pussy... so maybe it's the pussy that's too big is this some kind of metaphor for the last bosses phycology? He became a trap because despite being a man and having a dick his femanine side was just to overpowering? Hmm it's an interesting perspective on it I guess... probably bullshit though... it's most likely the game designs just being fucking weird... As I walk through the gaping pussy I notice that... It's weirdly anatomically accurate... Like it's a diagram in here... walking up to the door... To the womb I guess.... I knock... no one home I guess this bitch hasn't been breed in awhile... Someone get the stone giant with the chode over here... I wonder... If that's a thing... I mean... Giants and stone Giants are a thing I'm sure someone had sexualized them enough to make a point where the character is literally smashed to by two of them fucking as they had crawling into a pussy... Looking at the clearly man made door and remembering the stone cock shaped leveler back there that when it stands up cause the cave entrance open I'm almost 99% sure I'm not inside a stone giantess right now... If I am... Why would she allow people to do this shit to her body? I mean there's always a chance this giantess is dead and the castle what built out of her body... Or maybe they killed a sleeping giantess by turning her into a castle... I mean they are literally made of stone if they lay down ontop of a bed of rock it'll just look like a weird rock formation till they move again... and they are quite the heavy sleepers it lore is true... Stories of gnome men stealing a stone giantess' eggs right from her ovaries aren't unheard of... They wanted to raise a baby stone giant... But they didn't think about the plan all the way through long story short those gnomes died... Not from stealing the egg but from either trying to build a artificial stone womb or getting the sperm... One story of a guy getting it all right then being killed by the stone giant he raised because it was born malformed and didn't know any better is the closest anyone ever got...
Moving on I push the door open and walk in... Now that I think about it the next boss is a woman right? The door to her place being a vagina could be symbolic of that as well... But that could also be super sexist... Hmm guess it's how you spin it... So the next boss is "the bloodthirsty"... Which is either gonna be my type of lady or not... It's gonna be a lot based on her appearance and the most based on how crazy... Hmm... Granted I have to kill her anyways and she's probably gonna be the pet of some demon or something... Enter the next room I see some dudes in fur loinclothes dancing about as a bunch of red skinned beefy dudes follows their movements... Welp... It's a little gay... half naked men dancing in front of an adoring all male crowd that is doing their best to imitate you and all... But hey... Best scene so far after entering any room... No disgusting pigs fucking corpses and no lolis leading sluts... Nothing to disturbing here at all... here's hoping this won't be sexual at all. Slapping one of the groupies to death I back out back into the cervix... If I kill enough people... I can make the giant stone pussy have it's period... But... Why is that my first thought? This weird ass design system is fucking with my head... Regardless of my own thoughts it didn't actually take long to make a river of demon blood flow out the giant stone pussy... Which... Is an interesting image... Between waves I got a moment to look at the look and realized... this isn't at all what I'm looking for... battle demons... they have nothing to do with swords... no interesting life steal like traits but they do have an amusing trait to their bloodline... Bloodmaniac I think is its name. The lower your health is the more damage you deal... Mixing this with the life drain bloodline I was planning could be interesting... however it's very important that I pick the right bloodline to serve as the main bloodline... I can have an infinite number of catalysts but some or none of them could have an effect and some could even have a negative effect... for instance craving a nephalim bloodline someone mixed succubus and angel... which actually worked... With the nasty side effect of becoming a sex crazed maniac who needs to be filled with cum every single night or she'd become a cripple for a month... I heard she was quite op... right up until someone manages to seal her inside a 24 hour seal then while she was crippled and unable to move dragged her body into a curse formation and spent the next month slowly engraving countless curses on every inch of her inside and out. I forget what happened to her after... I think she was bedridden for life and then committed suicide... her assaulter was executed by the god of light though... despite being totally in the right... I mean that chick supposedly was a serial rapist who used the succubus powers to enthral people's husbands and force them to follow her around like slaves for years... One of the people she cucked got back at her... Neither was a hero or a victim. The angel chick was definitely a villain in the story though...
Anyways after the first battle I moved on to the second room and got back into my groove of fighting in dark corridors and not giant stone cervixes... That was quite a weird moment for my brain... It took three days until I finally found the boss... And I was surprised yet again... This dungeon is really something else... A naked woman lay in the middle of the room with a steel chain around her neck and that prevents her from leaving. She seems to be nothing more then a dog someone tied down... The moment I entered the room she looked to me... she didn't see me no she smelled me... her first reaction were unexpected though she bolted to the end of chain and laid on the ground before me arms and legs splayed out clearly asking for me to rub her belly... Aren't we sposed to like fight? Looking at the quest again I made sure it says kill Felis the bloodthirsty... is this a different chick? Looking down at her collar it says Felis... So out of curiosity I leaned over and rubbed her belly... She's quite toned but lacks a bit of definition... Looking at her clear blue eyes and crazy hair I sit down and continue petting her inevitably my hands pet different places and she happy goes along with like a good doggy... I guess I just wait for her to get thirsty? I'm not gonna kill someone just cause a quest said so... give me a reason to permanently delete this npc... Looking around the room I remember the reward for the quest and the goddesses domain... Mercy... If she doesn't seem to be evil I shall give her mercy if this goddess refuses the I'll just have to abandon the quest... She can harrass me even kill me if she'd like but she can't do anything permanent to me if I piss her off. God's have to follow the rules after all. She can't do around murdering players for no good reason or the system would loose it's purpose. Looking around I find a... bed of sorts and I walk over and sit down next to it and wait along with the good little doggy who soon falls asleep on my lap. While I wait I go on the forums to look at random shit and even look up this boss... but weirdly all I can find is images of a crazy beast like woman ripping people apart on sight... looking at the girl asleep in my lap and the one in the pictures and videos I wonder what the fuck has changed... Then I remember the two bosses at the mouth of the canyon while the rewards for the quests all had some suspiciously to do with my main quest they did have a connection between one another... if I hadn't taken the quest to save Alice and let her have her tea party I probably wouldn't have been able to save her mother either... Maybe without the quest the necklace wouldn't have dropped and the Alice would have attacked on sight and been killed by players... Then the crazed mother wouldn't have stopped at the sight of the necklace and then moved on happily when I informed her I had already freed Alice... So... What is the cause of Felis' dosile nature... I don't know her nor anyone related to her to my knowledge and she was Bjorn's disciple so I'd assume she'd been insane and evil... But this chick is clearly just insane. Not evil... The other disciples mat have been fucked up for sure... But only in a sexual sense... That first guy was way to far into masochism... Dude moaned happily as he was castrated... and the trap who struggled so much with his self identity he ended up becoming someone incapable of even walking on his own... So now... I got a chick whose basically just a dog... Whose clearly a crazy bloodthirsty dog but is a cute puppy before me... None of them were overtly evil... Just messed up... Maybe I should stop considered everyone related to Bjorn as evil just for being on his side... Dude probably wrecked everything he touched... I mean he's even still here and in charge of this castle but allowed the food to mind break his own disciple's... Reaching for her collar I manage to find the heavy steel clamp that keeps the chains connected and remove it. Well she's nice to me so why not let the monster loose... Lol... As for if she does something bad after she gets away... Well... Oh well am I right? It was right after the chains hit the floor that Felis woke up and jumped around the room running all around before she stopped and stared at me... Oh? Is this the point she decides to kill me?
*Quest: Taming a Beast
The goddess of mercy has decided to offer you a chance to save the broken girl. Successfully tame the beast she has become and the request to kill her shall be removed.
Reward: Battle Pet: Felis*
Oh... Kay... So... Wait... This clearly human woman will become my pet... That's... Well fucked up on all kinds of levels... Human slavery for one... But then again... She's also fucked up on all kinds of levels and the alternative is her death... I might as well try to save her...