(Third person POV)
I don't have any friends in the game, so it would be fun to play against some people outside of pvp. My name is Ashborne-Ali, just send me a friend request and I'll accept 😊! By the way, do you know any good decks? Since I'm nearly done with the deck for this account, I wanted to know what decks I should build after I'm done> The moment he heard the question, Ali actually face palmed. What the fuck kind of question is this??? You might as well quit dueling if you don't know what a field spell is! The fucking name is on it, "field"! Honestly, it would be impressive in itself if someone couldn't answer that. But surprise, surprise! The motherfucker was actually struggling :"umm... A field spell is a... It's the... thing... That effects the thing... That is uhhh..." Ali, was speechless. How? How do you... Wha... The disappointment that Ali felt at that moment was out of this fucking world. His disappointment was immeasurable. To the point where he face palmed once again. Not just any face palm though. Sokka style face palm. Yeah, you have to be something else to recieve that face palm. That's exclusive to VIP idiots. Honestly, Syrus should be thankful towards the omniverse for Ali and Zane being friends. Otherwise, he would have probably had him catch them hands. Even I'm speechless. To the point where I'm willing to break the fourth wall. I'm not even in the mood to put "!" Here. Fuck me, even Red Eyes was speechless :(boss... Is this guy for real...?) Unfortunately for Syrus, even Ali's duel spirits were speechless. They weren't even making fun of the little guy, they were just flabbergasted. Baffled. Startled. Stunned. They honestly couldn't believe that someone who didn't know that existed. Motherfucker, even children know that. What else was supposed to happen? Someone not knowing what a trap card does??? Oh wait, I think I jinxed it... Ali was actually in a bad mood because of witnessing this level of stupidity. But some people seemed to be in the mood to make fun of the little guy :"even pre duelers know the answer to this, you Slifer Slacker! Hahahaha!" And can you guess who was the one that said that and made most Obelisk Blues and Ra Yellows laugh? Surprise, surprise! It was actually Pablo! Guess the guy was shat on too hard, so he wanted to take out his frustration on someone else. But well, Ali couldn't just sit aside. After all, even though this guy was a fool, he was still a friend if Jaden, and most importantly, Zane's little brother. He couldn't just watch as the lil bro of his homie was getting mocked and laughed at. So he scoffed while glancing at Pablo through the corner of his eye :"and even the homeless know how to get into your mom's pussy, you cunt." ... Oof size, large. That fact was proven by the whole class going silent at the attack as Pablo blushed in shame and anger. "What di-!" But just when he slammed his hand on the table, Ali's eyebrows narrowed warningly, reminding him of the previous duel and how he nearly chocked him. Ali tilted his head, just enough to crack his neck as he looked at him with a nonchalant gaze :"what? Do we have... A problem?" Even though the words were said nonchalantly with a nonchalant face, the warning in them wasn't hidden. It was clear as day and people dying when they are killed just how he was warning him of what would happen if he pulled some shit. So with an even redder face, Pablo sat down while clenching his fists in anger. But can you guess what was even more surprising, Jaden. Why? Because he actually had a clueless and confused expression on his innocent face... Ah! Of course! Jaden is just a innocent, card game playing boy! Why would he know such a vulgar words? He just needs his cards, nothing else. No bitches, no hoes. Just his innocent self and his cards. May you never change and get corrupted by this world, Jaden. Dorimeh~. So not knowing what Ali's vulgar words meant, he just turned to Syrus with a smile :"relax, Sy. You totally got this." But Dr Crawler didn't think so as he coughed to get the class's attention :"I think not. Sit down. Now would someone please give me the answer? Preferably someone not wearing red, thank you." And obviously, most of the class laughed at them. Of course, excluding Alexis, Jasmine and Mindy. Because they had already seen that Syrus knows Ali. Ali, with his slightly enhanced hearing, heard Syrus mumbling something with slumped shoulders. Something about making the Slifers look bad. But Jaden tried to protect his bud with a smile :"you know something, teach? You really shouldn't go and make fun of us Slifers like that. I mean, I'm a Slifer,l and I beat ya. So when you make fun of us, you're really making fun of yourself." Ooh, burn. Jaden, you passive aggressive bitch. His insult caused Ali to chuckle as he shook his head in amusement :"good one, J." Alexis also blinked in surprise :"huh, didn't expect him to have such a sharp tongue. Guess he really is your friend, huh? Mr curse a lot." Ali shrugged with a smirk :"well, when you are with mez of course you would learn a thing or two. I'm awesome like that. And besides, haven't I told you? My cursing is because of me being a Turk with Russian bloodline! What did you expect?!" The gorgeous blond rolled her eyes in amusement as she snorted :"yeah, yeah, whatever you say." The poor Dr Crawler couldn't help but take out his napkin or whatever to bite and pull on it with a frustrated look. Unfortunately, I only have the policy of only reading Ali's, Alexis's, and maybe Zane's thought. Because of them being Ali's lover and best friend. So don't expect to read someone else's thoughts. Cough cough, anyway. And so, class continued with an angry Dr Crawler teaching. - "So, as some of you students know, my name is professor Lyman Banner." A lean man with glasses and long hair, nothing to be surprised about since this is Yu-Gi-Oh, said while petting a rather chubby cat that was sitting on his lap. Ali smiled while looking at the cat, Pharaoh, being so cute. He was always an animal lover, and he had his own cats before he died. As professor Lyman pat the cat, he continued with a smile :"I specialise in some of the lesser known tactics and strategies in the world of duel monsters. Some that a few might even considered to be unnatural. Duel alchemy..." Ali's attention was more on the cat, so he didn't pay that much attention to professor Lyman's speech. But what took even that little attention away, was Pharaoh jumping off professor Lyman's lap and walking up the stairs. As he smiled at the cat, the cat meowed before coming to his side and rubbing itself to his leg. Ali chuckled as Alexis also noticed the cat before he reached down kept his hand a little bit away from the cat to not scare it. But surprisingly, the cat was really friendly. The moment it saw Ali reaching towards in such a gentle way, he also got closer and rubbed its whiskers on Ali's fingers. Ali smiled fondly at the cat before he slowly started to pet the cat and play with it. But what was even more surprising, was that Pharaoh jumped on the seat and got on his lap. That seemed to catch professor Lyman's attention as he smiled :"oh? Ali, was it? Pharaoh seems to like you." And seemingly to confirm his words, Pharaoh gave a meow of approval before it kept purring as Ali played with it. Causing him to smile and chuckle :"well, I'm happy to know that since I like animals. He's cute and fun to play with." Professor Lyman chuckled with a nod :"well, feel free to pet and play with it. But please pay attention to the class as well." ... Huh, wasn't he a good teacher? Ali could remember the plot of the first season and how he turned out to be evil, but later on, he turned out to be a good guy. He was like a double agent. Or maybe triple? Anyway, Ali liked the cool teacher, and that's all that mattered to him. - Classes had finally ended, at fucking 4 o'clock! Who the fuck arranged the damn time?! Classes start at 8 and end at 4?! Whoever had that idea must be fucking skinned alive! Sigh, well, at least there were quite a long breaks between each class. And there was a break that was even longer than the others for lunch, so Ali calmed himself down telling himself that it could've been worse. And besides, with the view he had at today's gym class. With the MILF of a teacher, Fonda Fontaine, it was a really good class! Gym has always been his favorite class since he can just play around, and seeing miss Fonda, Alexis and the two cuties jiggle physics while they ran, was just out of this world! At the beginning of the class, after changing to their gym uniform, they had started the class by running tracks. Miss Fonda being the gym instructor, was obviously a good runner, so she was ahead of everyone. Along with her, were our protagonist, Ali, our heroine, Alexis, the goody two shoes, Bastion and the seemingly athletic Jasmine. Ali's body was created by the omniverse, so even though it wasn't a superhuman kind, it was still a lot better than the normal body. And since he had already began to bond with duel spirits and had almost fully fused with his Ka, Red Eyes, he was already pretty good. Hehehehe, and with his heightened senses such as sight, he could see the jiggle physics of the MILF and the two gorgeous girls even better! But after the run and when they were left to do whatever they wanted, Ali had started looking for a pingpong table. In case you don't know what that means, it's table tennis. Even in his past life, Ali had liked the game more than the other games. It was fun, easy to play, and didn't really take that much energy. Perfect to just waste time with till the end of the class. Apparently, Alexis had saw him and was quite surprised about his interest. With a body like Ali's, she and her friends thought that he would probably want to play something energy consuming. But after finding out, the three had also joined in and played together. This, of course, attracted even more jealousy from the guys in class. The red head and the ditzy girl who had decided to play the wing ladies, of course pushed Alexis to play a match against Ali. Alexis would have agreed honestly, but they had made sure that she wouldn't back off by actually challenging her and saying that she couldn't win against Ali. And the erotic blondy who had a very competitive nature, of course wouldn't let that slide. So the entirety of the gym class was spent with the two playing back and forth against each other. Ali couldn't deny that she was actually a good player too. Since her body was slightly toned to make it even more beautiful, she had a pretty good reaction speed. But nonetheless, Ali still won most games. After gym had ended along with some other classes, the lunch break had finally arrived. Ali had slipped off and hid away after getting his food. The reason? Well, he wanted to finally meet his duel spirits and get to know them. He was already very rude to take so long to introduce himself. And so, while eating his lunch in a hidden spot, he had told Red Eyes to look out, he had started to meet his duel spirits and befriend them. He knew that they were completely loyal to him since they were literally made for him by the omniverse, but he still didn't want to treat them like tools. Even though Ali found Yugi a little cringe because of the friendship bullshit, he still respected him for respecting his monsters. That's why, he wasn't planning on treating his duel spirits like tools, but like friends and his loyal minions who he could trust. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- DP: 4,800