"Denda, let's do something fun today," Grasial said while throwing a tennis ball against the wall of my bedroom continuously.
"Grasial, you're a demon you can do whatever you want and get away with it, why not just go do something by yourself?" I ask while clicking the automatic attack button on my favorite MMORPG World of Black Desert craft.
"Because I have a pact with you and it's unbreakable, so we might as well make the best out of it," she replied.
"Fine, what do you wanna do?"
"Let's go to church," Grasial said with a smug look on her face.
"Don't demons get killed if they step inside a church?"
"No, that's just a myth that was started when Lucifer wanted to do something that would make him laugh."
"What do you mean by that?"
"So back when The Church was first started Lucifer Pulled the world's longest running prank, he took the form of a human goat hybrid and walked into a temple and made it look like he was turning into dust while he started yelling curse you priest, he was actually using illusion magic and turning himself invisible, the priest who witnessed this got such a power trip from it that he declared him self Pope," Grasial explained.
"So, those crazy people were right, the church was founded by the devil, anyway in that case sure let's go."
Poof
A portal opened right in the middle of my bedroom.
"You might want to be invisible before crossing over, ya know?"
"Yep, it's not like anyone would see me anyway?"
Snap
I look in the mirror and I wasn't there but I could still see my self when looked down at my feet.
We walked through the portal and found ourselves in the middle of of the Sistine Chapel.
"Damn this place is beautiful."
"Yep, it's breathtaking, and crawling wall to wall with guy's who like innocent children a bit too much, now help me find the archives," Grasial said with a smug look on her face.
"Okay it's probably in the basement," I say guessing,
A few minutes later
"I was correct," I think to myself.
"Summon holy grail," Grasial says, before a golden chalice floated into her hand, "let's take some selfies."
Snap
We were now visible standing in the middle of the archives surrounded by old boxes and books holding a priceless cup and taking selfies.
Snap
"Let's go mess with the pope," Grasial suggests holding back her laughter.
We made our way to the Pope's chambers and left a note that read; ""If you don't release the information you've been hiding you're going to Hell" -Jesus H. Christ"
We watched the pope walk into the room and read the note.
"What, Jesus is real? I thought we just made him up to exploit people?" the pope questioned.
We waited for the pope to leave the room and we walked through a portal back to my room.
"Hahaha, what is this feeling, it all warm and exciting?" I asked laughing my ass off.
"It's called happiness, you've really never felt it before?" Grasial asked.
"Nope, not once."
This was my first time having actual fun outside of my video games.
The Church released all of the information about the shady stuff they were hiding and some how people just went with their lives and not much changed.