I am currently sitting in the Principal's office across from an old man who looks like he could fall over and die at any minute.
"I trust you know why you were sent here," the old man said in rough and raspy voice that I could barely even understand.
"I understand why I was sent but I don't understand what you just said please sir remember how you used to talk when you were young and enjoying the peace times after the end of the war," I accidentally let that last part slip out of my mouth.
His old gray eyes were now fixed upon me as his face turned red.
"Hahahahah, it's been so long since anyone has had the balls to talk crap to me because they all pity me thinking I could die any minute, you get a pass do what ever you want, go ahead and tell that one teacher every student hates how you students feel about her. You're the new shadow Principal just let me know what rules you want me to change or put in place and I'll do it I'm too old to be dealing with this shit and making up rules…." as he was rambling I slipped out of his office and headed to class.
A few hours later
"Hey Denda, how long did the old bat keep you?" Ruri asked walking up from behind me.
"About 12 minutes and then he started rambling and I gave him the slip."
"You really need therapy, ya know?"
"I wouldn't say that."
"Really then why do you have a Demon servant stalking you from around the corner?"
I turn around to see Grasial's head drat behind a corner.
"Damn it Grasial!!!!!! You're being creepy!!!!!!" I yell violently in my head, as I get up and walk right out of the cafeteria into courtyard.
"What happened to my life?!?!?!?!?!?!" I scream at the top of my lungs.
"Tell me about it," an emo boy sitting on the bench next to the door said, taking a hit of his Vape pen.
"Dude, do you know how bad that stuff is for your lungs, plus it makes you look like a D Bag."
"It's the only thing that gives me peace, since my dad hires a babysitter to watch me at all time, you start one cult indirectly by pulling one of the greatest pranks of all time and you're the devil," the emo boy said blowing clouds that smelled like weed out of his nose.
Fwoosh fwoosh fwoosh
I look to the sky and see an angle, as I started piecing together the puzzle.
"You're Lucifer, aren't you?"
"Yep that's my name don't wear it out, and that stickler descending toward us is Archangel Michael, I'm gonna dip before he lands if you ever want to hangout just summon me my sigil is everywhere on the internet," Lucifer said before he disappeared.
Fwoosh
"Hey you, have you seen an emo boy with blonde hair wearing eyeliner and using a vape pen loaded with a THC cartridge?," the angel asked
"Nope, even if I did, Snitches get stitches," I say lying to the angel because Lucifer is now on the list of people to become friends with that I just started right now.