"Woohoo, all done."
"I've completed everything in the game, and collected everything in it. I've also reached max level and have max stats now. Elden Ring for game of the year 2022!"
"So sleepy."
I dozed off and felt a slight pain before I fall into a sleepless sleep.
I woke up in a white room
"Hello there boyo!"
I look around to see the source of the voice and see an old, but hella ripped man. He says cheerfully, "You're dead! How do you feel?"
I took 3 seconds to process then said, "Damn, that's why I felt that slight pain when I dozed up. I must have fallen of my chair and hit my head on my pet rock Carl."
The old man laughs, "Haha, you assume right lad. You died because of your pet rock. Anyways, time to reincarnate. How do you want to do this?"
I ask, "Can I choose my new incarnation?"
The old man nods, "Indeed you can. You can choose place, powers, age, who, and stuff like that."
I then explain, "I want to reincarnate into the Lands Between. I played Elden Ring and maxxed it. I want to become my max level/stat character which has completed every ending. Which would turn me into a shredded, grey-skinned Draconian. I want all the abilities and I want all my stuff I had. Also, I want the world travel ability."
The old man combs his beard with his hand, "I can do that, but what version of the Lands Between do you want to rule."
I explain, "A mix of them all. Based in the age of fracture. I want Ranni as my Queen. I want control over the cursemark of death so not all are immortal. I want full control of the golden order so there will be peace unless I deign it end. I want the ability of the mending rune of the fell curse so I can punish the irredeemable. I want to be able to use the frenzied flame without going mad, so I cleanse sin, torment, fracture, and curse. This way, the lands between will become revitalized, and will prosper under me."
I think up one more little detail, "Also, can Ranni have a body of flesh rather the puppet body?"
The old man smiles, "Doable, I will be happy to reward your...work. Ranni will have a body of flesh, that will just as immortal as yours too. Your hours playing Elden Ring will not go to waste. Now, what will be the name of the new Elden Lord?"
I decide to give my myself a name in line with the "royal" dragons. Placidusax, Lansseax, Fortissax, are all dragons with a royal bloodline.
As a draconian Elden Lord, I can't be lacking. So I will choose...
"Ellorsseax"