Campus Fila π
Season 2
Episode 12
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Remember Vida π©π»βπ¦±slept over ,yeah she woke me up around 5:50pm to prepare for the quiz..
Vida : Collins, Collins, collinss
Collins : Mmm mm, yes
Vida : wake up and learn or you ll go and bomb π€£π€£ππΎββ
I was still sleepingπ΄ when she went to fetch cold water from the fridge and poured exactly between my ass π³π₯΅π€€π€€..so I woke up and quickly rushed to the boathouse to freshen up.so as I was done i was almost running late and Vida said she ain't got lectures so she'll stay over..ahn well ,make your self at home
Kweh come see the way man dey bootππ½ππ½like Usain boltβ‘.by the time I reached the class I was all wet like I swam with clothes (oh yawa oo) π.by the time I grabbed my sit beside Angie norrr *boom*π₯the lecturer come ketch class.
*Lecturer* : Park and send all mobile phonesπ± and electronic gadgets out of the class and get sited. So ,as we sat then Angie gave me thumbs upππ..
( Anka you what is going to happen you'll keep your thumbs down π) naa I said that in my head . The lecturer finally gave the question scripts out and *Boom* π₯π the devil has done it again
Charley, the guy ein head tron ruff...most of the question were based on the days I missed class but there was something unusual going on ...I saw Emily π©βπ¦±smiling beautiful to the paper that even the shark of the class was frowning too..
Collins : Angie
Angie : mm
Collins : I think Emily has apor oo
Angie : and so mind your business π³ππΎββ
Man,girls themma head hard oo nonono so Angie started communicating. With Emilyπ©β𦱠in silent tone cause that lecturer eehn if he gets you naa straight you going to refer ...so Angie had answers from Emily and I decided to dab and giraffe on Angies paper...ππΎββ the girl cover the whole paper plus ein body laa π€£π€£owπ she no wan make I spy a tip saf..then blast
Lecturer : you have about some 5 minutes to stop work ππΎββ
Chineke!!π₯ΆI no. Rep nothing oo
So I started forging some formulae and doing some basabasa calculations then *Boom*
Opana say stop work ..ππoh Charley this one diee ego MA top
So I handed my script over to him like that I left the class secof the girls all dey bore me especially Angie π©π»
On my way to the hostel I met the parrot again
Kings : yo man
Collins : yh,wassup
Kings : I hear say you menes get some quiz today
Collins: yeah, who wey flow you
Vida : naa the girls wey dey talk oo them say you go flop potorrr....
Collins : Herh, you then this your mouth eehn ago punch am one day
Kings : but enobi be me wey talk eehn Ebi them wey talk πππ€£π
So I left him and upon reaching my hostel I had a phone call, and guess who it was *BOOM*π₯
My mom
To be continued in the next episodes of Campus fila π The branding lives...
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