This class was a biology class. Lu Yunchen took out the textbook with a depressed face, and quickly browsed the content of the previous class.
Liang Hongyu secretly breathed a sigh of relief. If the class bell rang at a critical moment, she really didn't know whether she would agree to Lu Yun's unreasonable request.
More than 40 students sat upright, whether it was a naughty boy or a coquettish girl, all took out their textbooks and reviewed the content of the previous lesson seriously.
reason?
Rub, isn't the biology teacher a pure and rippling little tigress!
Da da da!
There was a sound of the pointed heels of small leather shoes hitting the ground, and Lu Yun knew that biology teacher Yang Chunmei was here.
Sure enough, with a crisp dab, Yang Yanping, the most coquettish female teacher in Fulai Town Middle School, walked into the classroom.
Summer is hot like fire, but with the arrival of Yang Yanping, all the boys in the whole class are bright, and the hot body becomes extremely cool.
Today, Yang Yanping, this coquettish slut, is very beautifully dressed, her shoulder-length hair is casually draped over her shoulders, and she is wearing a plain white dress, tightly wrapping her plump yet slender body, showing more and more of her chest The two meatballs are huge and plump, with a pair of small red leather sandals on their feet, and colorful nail polish on their toes, which makes people feel an inexplicable urge to push her down and do it hard. .
Eyes are rolling, containing infinite charm, staring at you will make you feel that this chick is definitely the best thing on the bed.
The most important thing is that Yang Yanping is not married yet. It's not that no one is pursuing her, but that her eyes are higher than the top. She doesn't even bother to look at any ordinary man. Fulai Town, became an ordinary teacher.
Let's go a little further, there are so many handsome guys who pursue her, but she has always been cold-hearted and rejected thousands of miles away. In school, she hooked up with all the male teachers, and even had sex with many boys in the third year of junior high school.
Lu Yun stared at her two balls of meat that were bulging high, and swallowed secretly, because Mao could have a relationship with the third-year students, but not with the first-year students?
While watching it, Liang Hongyu, who was beside him unexpectedly, pushed him quietly, blushing and whispered, "Lu Yun, just bully me, don't hit Mr. Yang's attention, be careful that others will bury you alive."
Lu Yun calmed down and gave Liang Hongyu a hearty smile.
This little girl was touched, not only did she not hold a grudge against Lu Yun, but she cared about Lu Yun like a sister as before.
Lu Yun quietly tore off a piece of paper from the workbook, and quickly wrote a few words and handed it to Liang Hongyu. Liang Hongyu took it blankly. After seeing the few lines written on the paper, a pretty face suddenly appeared. red.
Only Liang Hongyu knew what Lu Yun wrote. She blushed and pinched Lu Yun's leg.
The pained Lu Yun grinned but did not dare to make any sound.
"Students, you are self-taught in this class. If there is anything you don't understand, the teacher can answer it for you."
Rare thing!
Yang Yanping, who is usually cruel to students, actually lets students learn by themselves?
Lu Yun was stunned for a while, and the light laughter of other students kept coming from his ears. He glanced at Liang Hongyu beside him. The three-good student simply closed the textbook and sat there with a blushing face. It's English words!
With a head full of questions, Lu Yun opened the book, and when he saw the content of this class, he suddenly realized that he couldn't help laughing.
why? !
Because this class is about the physiology of men and women, the difference between men and women is explained clearly and thoroughly in the textbook. With pictures, even a first-time brother like Lu Yun couldn't help but feel a surge of excitement.
Ten minutes later, Yang Yanping seemed to feel too bored, and said with a soft and sweet voice, "Classmates, is there anything you don't understand?"
One second and two seconds, one minute and two minutes, no one dared to ask questions.
Meow, how the fuck do people ask questions, no matter boys or girls, how embarrassed to ask such a question in public.
However, since you took the initiative to attack, there are many people who are lacking in heart. After a long wait, someone finally made a breakthrough, raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have a question."
Yang Yanping was feeling bored. When she heard a question from a student, she immediately became interested, and said with a smile, "Very good, Ma Xiaoguang, if you have any questions, feel free to ask, and the teacher will give you a satisfactory answer."
Lu Yun looked at Ma Xiaoguang, a famous second-lunger in the class who was standing straight and blank, and secretly thought that there was a good show to watch.
"Teacher, I want to ask, when men and women do that, are men more comfortable? Or women are more comfortable?"
As soon as Ma Xiaoguang said his words, he immediately attracted laughter from the few boys in the class, while the girls scolded him with a blushing face.
"What are you laughing at?" Yang Yanping raised her eyebrows, and the classroom immediately returned to silence, "Ma Xiaoguang is a good student and a good example for you to learn."
As soon as these words came out, they attracted the contempt of countless classmates, but they didn't dare to say it.
Yang Yanping continued, "Ma Xiaoguang, when you pick your nose, is your nose comfortable? Or is your hand comfortable?"
Ma Xiaoguang said: "Naturally, the nose is more comfortable."
"That's right. You should understand the meaning of the teacher's words."
Ma Xiaoguang nodded and sat down.
As soon as Ma Xiaoguang continues, another boy stands up and asks: "Teacher is a ridiculous joke, when men and women do that, are they comfortable wearing condoms or not wearing contraception? Comfortable?"
This question is absolutely shocking, and it is definitely an expert to ask such a question.
Lu Yun turned his head to look at the speaker, and shook his head sighingly.
The questioner, nicknamed Wang Dapao, is one of the few stupefied young people in the first year of the first year of junior high school. Mother, Zhou Quan has something to do, or else it would be fun to watch today.
"When your nose is itchy, is it comfortable to pick with gloves or without gloves?" Yang Yanping responded immediately.
"Naturally, it's more comfortable not to wear gloves." Wang Dapao replied naively, and all the boys laughed out loud.
"Teacher, why can't women do that when the aunt comes?"
This question is even more shocking than Wang Dapao. Both boys and girls pricked up their ears and listened carefully to Yang Yanping's answer.
Yang Yanping thought for a while and said, "When your nose is bleeding. Do you still use your hand to pick your nose?"
Uh...
This answer is simply impeccable!
The boy who asked the question sat back in his seat without a glance.
"Is there anything you don't understand?" Yang Yanping glanced at the students in the classroom and said with a coquettish smile.
"Have..."
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