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Katherine Anderson, a young beauty, who had her life going smoothly, with money, and fame at her feet, she was stubborn and distant but was very soft on the inside, she hated men because of her first experience. Her life came crashing down when her Father borrowed a large sum from a multi-billionaire Rowen Chase. He is a striking young man who had women, fame and money at his mercy. What happens when she has to pay for her father's dept, why is she the colateral, would they ever fall inlove, what happens when fire mixes with ice.

Updates at 20:00 (+8 GMT) They, Bulgaria and Byzantine, were their fathers' heirs. One because he was the eldest and had a curse which could see him protecting his family, no matter how bitter the price. The other because he reminded his father of a brother killed eons ago. Waking up the wish for a future robbed out of anger. A future that was never meant to be. History was repeating itself, but Rome wanted to see his son happy. Just like how Remus would have been happy with Carthage, the lover he had been headed to, when he had made the joke about Rome's walls. A joke which cost him his life. The year is 452 A.D. An year after the fateful battle at the Catalaunian Fields. Attila wants to make his mark in history, Rome is tired. And so began the marriage between Telets, who would grow to be Bulgaria, and Constantine, who would become a Champion of the Faith. Their journey is one of love, one of tragedy and joy. History has shown us that Death did them apart. But what happened before the Walls of Constantinople fell? The year was 452 A.D. when it all began... (Warning: The ending is on Wikipedia. This is a story about the personifications of nations. Also, this is a harem novel.)

" Yeonwoo!" said young master Kieran i felt a ting in my heart as Kieran cried my vision was red, crimson red blood gushing out of the cut "Your ladyship forgive me for interfering but you will be going out tomorrow and the scar can be permanent" i said the metallic taste entering my mouth she grits her teeth and slaps me across the face her wring scratching my check leaving a small unnoticeable scar "take him to his room i don't want to see his face!" she said getting a handkerchief from a close maid i bowed and took the young masters pale soft trembling hand and walked to the cold stuffy attic together.

La famille du Duc n'a pas eu de filles depuis un siècle. Lorsqu'une fille leur est enfin née, elle aurait dû recevoir tout l'amour et les soins nécessaires, mais il s'est avéré que la véritable fille avait été échangée à la naissance et recueillie par une famille de chasseurs au grand cœur. Depuis qu'ils avaient adopté la fille, les chasseurs semblaient avoir de la chance en tout - le gibier semblait courir dans les pièges et les filets qu'ils tendaient, et ils trouvaient des herbes rares partout où ils allaient. Dix ans plus tard, la famille du Duc s'est finalement rendu compte de la vérité que leur fille avait été échangée et a parcouru plus de mille miles pour la ramener chez elle. Après être revenue dans sa vraie famille, la fille fut indéniablement gâtée pourrie par chaque membre de sa famille... Après avoir grandi, Lin Qingluo excella dans les arts martiaux et atteignit le sommet du monde martial. Rejoignant le champ de bataille avec ses frères et son père, elle écrasa leurs ennemis et devint connue comme une Déesse de la Guerre, gagnant d'innombrables admirateurs. Seigneur du Pavillon du Secret Céleste : Votre réputation vous précède, madame — aucune ne vous égale, comme le disent les rumeurs. Chef de la Vallée des Potions : Vos compétences en médecine sont extraordinaires, et je me range à votre expertise. Je jure fidélité en échange de votre tutorat pour pratiquer la médecine et aider les gens. Le Premier Prince de la Nation de Qi : Merci de m'avoir sauvé. Je vous dois une dette de vie. Lin Qingluo : Un prince envahissant a volé mon cœur, et c'est tout ce à quoi je peux penser. Il n'y a aucune autre personne dans mon esprit.

He was an unparalleled alchemy genius. however, because he couldn't cultivate martial arts, he was betrayed and killed by the woman he loved the most. He was then reborn in the body of a bullied good-for-nothing young man. A good-for-nothing? A genius? What a joke! No one in this realm understood cultivating geniuses better than Yang Chen! Martial arts? Alchemy? What's so difficult about Dual cultivation?! He embarked on the demonic path, rising against all odds! With his exceptional talent, he forged a divine body, sweeping away all injustices! With his brilliant alchemy, he shocked all realms!

The first thing my childhood sweetheart's did after becoming a wealthy woman was to ask me to marry her, in my poor and destitute state, went to her family to become the son-in-law. “Marry me, and you can live in luxury cars and mansions as you please. No need for work or household chores Plenty of pocket money every day, amounting to a five-figure sum And if you want kids, I'll bear as many as you wish.” But when I became this toy boy, I gradually discovered the sickly yandere and perverted control side of my childhood sweetheart... An accident brought me back to the past, live my life again. This time, facing the temptation of childhood sweethearts, I decisively refused! In this new life, my slogan is, drum up the wallet, and stay away from the rich woman! Me: "Sorry, I am the man you can never get in this life no matter how much money you spend!"

An Lan had been swallowing her grievances for three years as a daughter-in-law in the Huo Family, hoping to protect her mother. She never expected that her mother would still meet her untimely death. Losing everything, An Lan was driven to the brink of despair and started to act recklessly. "Mom, have you told Zhan Ting about the debts you accumulated from gambling?" "Young miss, did you secretly use a credit card to buy this skirt?" "And you! Huo Zhanting, do you actually think I could ever fancy you?" Transformed into "Provoking An", An Lan originally planned to use Huo Zhanting to carry out her revenge but realized something was off, "Huo Zhanting, you can't possibly be falling for me, can you?" "Hmm, do you have a problem with that?" Huo Zhanting simply retorted, "Even if you do, you're not allowed to complain. An Lan, you can only be mine!"

Under everyone's gaze, her pregnant sister came to force a marriage, making her the butt of the joke, after being cheated on. When she was at her wit's end, she met him —— Jun Mochan, the business tycoon. He said: "Marry me, I won't betray you." In order to shut off the wagging tongues and avoid becoming a bargaining chip in a family alliance, She said: "Okay" But, wasn't it agreed that it would be a fake marriage? He loves her deeply. The whole world knows it, only she doesn't.

``` Privé de ses méridiens de sang, le jeune garçon Lu Ming a subi toutes sortes d'humiliations et fut jugé inutile. Un jour, par chance, il accéda au Saint Sanctuaire et s'embarqua sur un chemin glorieux, bravant les probabilités avec un méridien de sang suprême renaissant. Les innombrables voies de l'Empereur Dragon furent créées en cultivant la Technique du Vrai Dragon de Guerre, dévorant d'innombrables êtres vivants, reliant tous les méridiens de sang sous les cieux, et voyageant à travers et vainquant les héros des Neuf Cieux et Dix Terres. ```

In the labyrinthine world of high finance, power, and hidden agendas, Jiang Ting, the enigmatic and ruthless president of Ying Group, shocks everyone by settling a staggering 30-million-dollar debt for a low-level trading analyst, Astra. What could drive a man of his stature to such an irrational act? The answer lies in Astra's carefully concealed secret — her ability to cast spells and foresee the future. Yet Astra is a woman of conviction, refusing to use her mystical talents to chase wealth. Unmoved by her defiance, Jiang Ting exerts his dominance, weaving a web of pressure, coercion, and calculated manipulation. But as sparks of defiance and dominance clash, an unexpected and forbidden emotion ignites between them, drawing them ever closer to a line neither thought they'd cross. Under the weight of Jiang Ting’s relentless demands and their volatile relationship, Astra finally breaks her vow and uses her spells to fuel Jiang Ting's ambitions, turning his already formidable empire into a financial juggernaut. But the universe does not grant power without cost. The karmic consequences of using magic for profit begin to darken their path, each success shadowed by an invisible debt they cannot repay. As they navigate a world of cutthroat real estate deals, volatile stock trades, and risky foreign exchange maneuvers, they are pursued not only by external rivals but also by the unseen forces that seek to reclaim balance. Amidst these dangers, Astra begins to unravel Jiang Ting’s true motivations — secrets that could shatter everything they have built and redefine the very nature of their bond. Together, they walk a tightrope over a chasm of power, destiny, and fate. The question remains: when the final reckoning comes, will their alliance be their salvation — or their ultimate destruction?

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

'What is my purpose?' He thought as he gazed at the carnage that surrounded him. With every step he takes countless perish, with every action countless mourn. Behind him legions so vast they cover the horizon and blot out the heavens. His soldiers, servants, friends, children. 'That's right.' He remembered with a tinge of melancholy, 'This is my purpose.' Author's note: High fantasy setting, with a heavy emphasis on action, army tactics, political schemes and world building. No harem and very little romance.

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

[Mature Content] The world is ending. Her love is dead. Yet she refuses to accept destiny and turns back time. This time, she will be victorious and live happily ever after, for what it was worth.

Kazuo Tanaka, an ordinary high school student, meets a bizarre fate: after an accident involving laxatives, a yakuza, and a truck, he dies and meets a beautiful but mocking goddess. She gives him a weird power as a joke: he can level up by pooping. Reborn as a kid in a magical world, Kazuo now Andreas, is the only one with this power, tries to turn this embarrassing ability into his superpower.

My first work, will definitely have plot holes lol. 21st century guy gets transmigrated into a videogame series. He's not really smart, but he's not dumb as a rock either. He's a little bipolar when it comes to how he should act, flipping from being heroic to miserly back to heroic. The rest can be summed up so: kid becomes mage with the ability to blend in assassins creed style, but will use it for every purpose instead of just becoming a killer, goes to the academy.....

After being chased out of the Li family home following her foster mother’s death and ruthlessly abandoned by her fiancé Mei Ting learns that she was married to another man. Little does she know, the tides of her fate are about to turn. Soon, it’s revealed that Mei Ting is the true heiress of the prestigious Li family and her accidental husband, was none other than the wealthiest man in the country. Now, Mei Ting must navigate a world filled with power, wealth, and secrets. Will she be able to keep her position as the heiress of the Li family, with the Li siblings against her? Excerpt “Do you regret it?” Mei Ting asked softly, her gaze lingering on the view outside the floor-to-ceiling window. Her husband chuckled, pulling her gently into his arms. “Regret what?” “This,” she whispered, “Us. The accidental registration …” He tightened his hold around her waist, lips brushing her ear. “The only thing I regret is not finding you sooner.” Mei Ting’s heart raced as she glanced up at him, eyes wide with surprise. “You’re more than just the Li heiress, Mei,” he said, his voice low and possessive. “You’re mine.”

Marq is a well known author who lives a simple life. He feeds the homeless, volunteers and donates large sums of money to charity that is until his life comes to an unforeseen stop. Now floating in-between the plane of life and death Marq must pave a future for himself.

What happens when Xue Ting gets to marry the father of her twins, sixteen years later but he didn't know about that fact and it was to save him from his dire situation? Will Xue Ting and Qiu Yeh overcome their childhood trauma together? Will Qiu Yeh be able to move on from his childhood crush? Will Xue Ting be able to learn to love again from the lessons learned in Pam and Dan's experience? Will she be able to endure the ride on her turbulence of fate or will she cease to give in to anything and let everything she had ever guarded perish? (Due to other commitments, posting once a week with one chapter. Will post more if I can.)

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HEIR AND HEIRESS OF TWO ENEMIES COMPANY GET MARRIED? ALBEIT BY A SICK JOKE OF FATE? ESPECIALLY ONES WITH AN HISTORY? All Theodosia wanted to do was get married for duty. Never did she think she`ll be getting married to her ex lover of ten years ago, who happens to be her greatest enemy!!! hell in handbasket

Eric Ivesone is your typical overworked yet overly determined young man working for the biggest android manufacturer in the entire state. Led by Charles Wong, AI Synergies is the top performing android business in the world. And he has one rule: Emotions have no place in androids. They have to be perfect, and emotions only serve to cloud human judgement, causing impurities and failures. And Wong hates nothing more than failure. So when Eric stumbles across a discarded android frame, his first instinct is to leave it for the scrapheap. But something pulls him to bring it home and restore it, and that's when he discovers that this particular android is different from all the others: She has feelings, emotions, thoughts, desires, which are forbidden from being implanted into artificial lifeforms. Knowing what will happen to her if anyone finds out, Eric makes it his mission to protect her, for she is the true advancement marvel of this century. But with the entire AI Synergies company on his tail, things are bound to get bumpy.

It all started when a virtual coin reached a value of 500k each, and has 130k coins in his hands. So John becomes a billionaire overnight, but he also encounters a series of problems caused by his money, where eventually relatives will appear even from under the stones to get some easy money. ⚠️ You have been warned, this is no joke and, by the way, we will see each other in hell. DISCLEIMER: This novel is intended to entertain an adult audience, being a product of my imagination with a surreal plot and should be treated as such, where each and every character is 18 years or older.

She stared at him. "Are you dumb?" [Dumb: temporarily unable or unwilling to speak] Kai shook his head. "No, I can speak, I'm just not very good at it." he smiled sheepishly. "Tend to embarrass myself a lot." Stupid? Ignorant? Attracting unwanted attention? Kai Waltz waltzed into a foreign life his superiors labeled "Case Deadpan". Prove you aren't a joke or die trying. All Kai has going are his good looks which, let's face it, cause more trouble than not.

Two gods emerged from a swirling portal in the vastness of space. One of them, tall and radiant, squinted at the blinding light ahead. “When did this galaxy get two suns?” he asked, bewildered. The other god, more stoic and ancient, stared at the brilliant orb, his face slowly twisting in shock. “That’s not a sun," he replied, his voice tinged with disbelief. "That’s Earth." A young Japanese k-pop male gets betrayed and killed by his boy group and dies. he then finds himself reborn, but something is off he is reborn in Africa. join his adventures uncovering the inside of fictional, traditional Africa with his new friends. They will soon be known as the four monster gods. "as you read pliz note that I the writer am the protagonist not them i can kill them at any time hehe"

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

A child's world is oversaturated with the magic and endless possibility of shaping a life's future. As we develop through adolescence, the environment expands and its turns and turns become evident, so do the lurking shadows. We are confronted by both the ambiguity of our emotions as well as with the requirements of membership and by the repercussions of decisions we will have to take for our lives. There, we fall, we bludgeon, and we are resurrected. We learn the lesson, the power of resilience, the power of friendship and the craft of weathering sometimes rough waters for the pursuit of self-discovery. In fact, the life journey is summed up as the change of the self, the growth that comes from the soft vulnerability, the wisdom that is brought by the scars as presents from the life experiences. It is a question of finding one's own voice in the music of life and becoming a world authentic and fulfilling.

At twenty-five, Audrey Gray's life is turned upside down when her father makes a desperate deal to save his company from bankruptcy. In exchange for a hefty sum of money, Audrey is forced to marry Adrien Morano, the CEO of the powerful Morano Group. Audrey's life takes a drastic turn as she becomes entangled with the Morano family.