For the current Zhang Miao, pretending to be innocent had already become his basic skill to get things go as he wished, without the slightest hesitation.
In any case, there was no harm in a child's words!
Looking at Hiruzen's violent coughing, Zhang Miao immediately waved at him with a smile, and then winked at him.
"Hey, Third old man, don't cough like that. Seems like you have a hidden guilt. Don't worry, I also like those pretty big sisters very much. We are all men, after all. I understand!"
Hiruzen, "..."
"What the hell do you know!"
Looking at Zhang Miao who was winking at him, Hiruzen did not know whether to laugh or cry.
After taking a deep breath, he suddenly showed a look of emotion.
"Ying reported to me that you were a genius. I didn't believe it, at first but now I believe her!"
Hearing Hiruzen mentioned Ying, Zhang Miao's face suddenly change, but in just an instant, he returned to his previous expression and asked Hiruzen with a smile.
"Third old man, this Ying you are talking about is the big sister with purple hair, right? Can you tell me her name?"
Zhang Miao felt that he concealed it very well, but he didn't know that his sudden change of expression at that moment had been caught by Hiruzen.
Looking at the sudden change in Zhang Miao's expression, Hiruzen's heart sank a little.
"Although I don't know whether Kakashi was the one who told him, but looking at his expression, I'm afraid he already knows the news of Ying's death... But this kind of behavior is not like an ordinary child. It seems that Kushina is right, there is indeed darkness in this child's heart!"
Thinking of this, Hiruzen looked at Zhang Miao again, his eyes full of seriousness.
"Ryunosuke, tell me, what is your dream?"
Asking about ideals was Hiruzen's usual method, because he felt that he could see a lot of things from a person's ideals.
But Zhang Miao was not happy.
"Did you not understand me? I came to ask you about Ying's identity. If you don't want to tell me, then forget it, but why would you want to talk about life ideals with me?
"Since you want to talk nonsense with me, I will give you a real piece of nonsense!"
Thinking of this, Zhang Miao immediately made a thoughtful expression. After about two or three minutes, he seemed to have finally made up his mind. Then he raised his head and looked at Hiruzen.
"Third old man, I have already thought it through. My dream is to revive the Uzumaki clan!"
"Reviving his own clan?" Hearing Zhang Miao's answer, Hiruzen immediately nodded.
Many families in the world rose quickly and declined quickly, so it was relatively normal for someone to wish for their clan's revival.
But compared to those children who were screaming to be a Hokage, Zhang Miao's answer was too mature, so Hiruzen continued to ask.
"So, what method do you plan to use to revive your clan?"
Hiruzen originally would ask Zhang Miao this question in the future. After all, it was good for a child to have a goal, but how could he think so far ahead?
But something that he did not expect happened again. Just as he finished speaking, Zhang Miao nodded again.
"I have already thought about this. I have decided to find eighteen concubines and have a hundred children. I will strive to revive the Swirling Clan within three generations. Of course, I also know that this kind of mission is very difficult and will be very hard in the future. But for the sake of reviving the clan, I can endure this hardship!"
Hiruzen: "..."
Kakashi, "..."
"Damn it, we also want endure that kind of suffering!"
Looking at Zhang Miao's valiant expression, Hiruzen's old face suddenly twitched several times.
"Haven't you thought about becoming the Hokage? Being the Hokage can also help reviving your clan!"
Obviously,
Hiruzen intended to guide Zhang Miao to go back to the right path, but unfortunately, as soon as he stopped talking, Zhang Miao shook his head without hesitation.
"It is impossible for Naruto to be a Hokage, and it is even more impossible for him to be a Hokage in this condition. But I can't be a Hokage, so I can only marry more wives and have more children to barely revive the family."
Hiruzen, "..."
Kakashi, "..."
"Motherfucker, what a bunch of nonsense, I almost believed you!"
At this time, Hiruzen suddenly realized that he had no way to deal with Zhang Miao, so he could only change the topic.
"What about after you revive the clan? What are you going to do then?"
"After reviving the clan?"
Hearing this question, Zhang Miao pondered for another two minutes before looking at Hiruzen seriously.
"I plan to save the world!"
Hearing Zhang Miao's dream, Hiruzen was so excited that he almost threw away the pipe in his hand.
This damned brat finally had a normal dream!
Thinking of this, Hiruzen held back his inner thoughts and continued to ask Zhang Miao, "Then how are you going to save the world? Are you going to become an outstanding Ninja?"
In Hiruzen's view, even if he could not become a Hokage, he could only guide Zhang Miao to become an outstanding Ninja. It would not be a waste of Minato and Kushina's trust.
However, Zhang Miao's answer once again exceeded Hiruzen's expectations.
"I plan to use my charm to save the world!"
"Your charm?"
Hearing Zhang Miao's answer, Hiruzen was stunned. Looking at the confused Hiruzen, Zhang Miao nodded again.
"Yes, my charm. I think that the Ninja World needs peace. First of all, the five major countries need to be at peace. I remember that the Fourth Kazekage has a daughter named Temari. I decided to use my charm to deal with her and then use my body for the peace between Konoha and Suna!"
Hiruzen, "..."
"Fuck off!"
If I could still use my body in exchange for peace, I would have gone up long ago, why would I need to fight in three World Wars?
However, did the Fourth Kazekage really have a daughter named Temari? How did he know?
Thinking of this, Hiruzen's old face suddenly twitched twice.
"I didn't expect you to be so well-informed. You even know about the Fourth Kazekage's daughter. What about the Tsuchikage?"
Facing Hiruzen's question, Zhang Miao showed a confident smile again.
"The Third Tsuchikage has a granddaughter named Kurotsuchi. I can also conquer her with my charm."
Hiruzen, "..."
The Third Tsuchikage had a son name Kitsuchi. Hiruzen knew this, but he really did not know that he had a granddaughter.
He was the Hokage of Konoha, so how could he have the time to care about whether other Kage had a granddaughter?
But how did Zhang Miao know that? He even planned to conquer her with his charm. What were you? A banknote?
Thinking of this, the corners of Hiruzen's mouth twitched again.
"Alright, let's not talk about the Land of Wind or Earth for now. What about the Land of Water? As far as I know, the Fourth Mizukage has neither a daughter nor a granddaughter. What are you going to do?"
Hiruzen thought that Zhang Miao was at his wit's end this time, but what he did not expect was that as soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Miao laughed again.
"Hahaha, it doesn't matter. Don't worry. Ever since the Fourth Kazekage went into power, Kirigakure has been famously known as the Village of Bloody mist. There has been a non-stop civil strife since then, so I guess he will be finished before long."
At this point, Zhang Miao immediately winked at Hiruzen.
"I heard that there is a big sister called Terumi Mei in Kirigakure. Not only does she have two types of Bloodline Limit, but her reputation in the village is also very good. So I think that she has a great chance of becoming the Fifth Mizukage. When the time comes, I will use my charm to conquer her."
Hiruzen, "..."
"Still blabbering about your charm? Are you crazy or what?"