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Chapter 68 - Chapter Sixty-Eight

"I thought we agreed for the better of us all, we don't even associate with Forest eleves, how did the valley we end up in, happen to be near their lands?"

"Miscalculated, or—-they've been expanding their lands for the impending war that's coming upon us."

"War? What War?"

"You weren't reincarnated into our world yet, so suppose you lack the knowledge. In simple terms—-the elves insulted Madam."

Bai Cha shivered. "D-Do they wish to die an early death….who would be stupid enough to do such a thing?"

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"Forest elves, they were young. Some were not even close to fifty years in age, unaware of how Madam used to served as the first kingdom(kingdom Khan resides from) female general and even dared to force the king(who was the weakest prince) back to be able to gain the throne."

"Khan."

"Yes."

"How do you know this?"

"Bedtime stories."

"Makes sense."

"Ahh! I'm held up by thick vines!!!"

"Seems like the magic users have found us."

"Haru, that's obvious."

"So, should we burn this place to the ground?"

"I would imagine it to suffice."

"Ha, you thought I wouldn't be able to kidnap you, seems like now you shall fear me?"

"We tend to get kidnapped a lot."

"It's become a regular predicted event, so don't think so highly of yourself."

"Also, Haru's a dragon, you idiot—-fire-breathing."

"White Tea, don't ever do that again."

"You!—-"

"Forest eleves, really old man, did you let your guard down in all these years?"

"My beloved son, don't insult me with such a cheap undertone, what are you doing here?"

"Needed some Elixir of eternal life. Only can be found from the sacred tree in the forest eleves region, said to be able to bring back the the dead from the land of the living. I need some, to interrogate a person who has the nerve to go screwing with my date."

"He inherited your smile. All be damned, that what concerned me the most."

"You were concerned?"

"No, felt better to say it aloud."

"Old man, tell me something. How in the hell, did I end up like this in the first place?"

"Truth be told, we were supposed to be raising you. Then the war happened, the thirteenth one, in the first timeline, something about a hero trying to slay the demon lord, but then accidentally killed his own wife and tried to blow up the world. You somehow ended up a world zone much like this ones but more—-modern age, but due to the timeline it seems you were 3,000 years in the past, while we all, were 3,000 years in the future due to the magical bubble Renato had made, thus combining everything but making no sense in the long run. Also, the old hag tried to stake my heart, if that helps as well."

"In other words, Hikaru. Someone tried to end all of your lives, and in order to protect us all, someone had to give up about a third of their lifespan."

"That's not what I said at all."

"But that's how it seems."

"Be quite."

"Your doing the same thing as Ashi, aren't you?"

"Don't even bring that man up, how did him and Aria be related in the first place?"

"Genetics are an interesting thing."

"Old man, Aria's father is Ashi?"

"It's the truth, unbelievable right? Can't believe she's your godmother."

"Old man, you've up a third of your lifespan? Who told you to do such a thing?"

"No one did, it was either that—-or allow Chief to go through with one of his crazy excitements again, and bring the dead back to life. Me and killer rabbits aren't supposed to be together."

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"Killer rabbits?"

"Another time, another place."