Slam!
"Feng Jie, what are you doing?"
"You dare to be with Zhou Mi behind my back?"
"I don't dare, besides—-she's so ugly, why would I follow a duckling that even it's own mother doesn't reconoce."
Feng Jie sighed. "You, are supposed to go along with the script, don't break yourself to hard, from the top!"
Slam!
"Feng Jie, what are you doing?"
"You dare to be with Zhou Mi, behind my back? Even dared to try and make me wear a green hat!"
"Her? Useless, can't even hold a candle to what you can."
"Flattery won't get you anywhere, but suppose, I can be soft upon you today."
Khan lowered his voice, "Why are we doing this again?"
"Remember, we're investigating whose been trying to kill you, isn't that interesting?"
"Very well."
Khan yanked Feng Jie's tie, "Pouting like a dog now? Don't dare admit, in your heart, I, am the best."
"Feng Jie, what are you doing?"
"Zhou Mi, it's none of your business what I do? Why don't you follow your loyal dog, and roll, for me?"
"You dared to bully my fiancée?"
"Fiancée? You dared to call him that? Me and him, have a son together!"
"Liar!"
"Believe it or believe it not, a green tea like you, is getting bitter and buttering."
Zhou Mi, coughed up blood.
"She's not the one who wanted to kill you, how weak indeed."
"A monster like you wouldn't understand love even if it was placed in front of your face, why bother allowing someone decent become your dog?"
"Lu Cha? It's you?"
"Bai Cha, you dare—-"
"The girl who used to be so ugly you actually dared to show up without makeup today? To make yourself seem beautiful, dared to claim a man whose already with another? Really know how to climb the dragon bed, yo, even dared to fake your education, and claim the world, when your nothing but a sad waste in the end."
"She's been watching a lot of drama lately, makes her mouth sharper then before."
"You chose her, as your woman, deal with the consequences."
"Only member of this family that's straight to begin with. I should've known in the end, besides it's whatever happens."
"So, how's your so called "investigation" going?"
"Not very good, I found a clue. They've been slienced, seems like, it was done through poison via mouth."
"Uh, that sounds terrible and highly unclean, such a lacking tactic, I could've done better myself."
"Hold on. Hold on, Feng Jie. Explain something to me, why does it seem like we're shoved into different parts of our lives and it's recounted in a non-linear timeline predicament, but eventually everything will tie to each other, correct?"
"No, if it did that, we would be dead."
"I should've expected it, it's too much hope even for me."
"So, not be the lack of brains here but, how exactly does on, kill a goddess?"
"Simple, kill the hero that they granted their divine power to….wait, Haru why did you need to know something like that?"
"Because, we need a little more exicment in our lives, aren't they getting a bit boring, we haven't had a proper arc in a while…."
"Oh, that sounds like fun."
"White tea, it's too late, he's smiling and cooking up a plan, nothing can prevent us from being dragged into his cunning and utterly chaotic plan, once and for all."
"The idea is, I, become the demon lord and you three become my loyal generals, and we set up a demon realm, separating it from the human realm, and allow the humans to have there faults and in barging, we also get to screw over the goddesses, isn't that a lovely plan?"
"I agree. Besides, it's her fault I died. Who handles a lighting storm sober, everyone know you do it when your sad or drunk!"
"She's becoming infected."
"She sure is, Uncle."