Oliver was just a young boy at the young age of 14 in his short life all he wanted to be was someone that people looked up to to be someone that parents would tell there kids "be like Oliver".
Alas life was cruel to Oliver her tried and he tried but never succeeded always being inches away from success at every turn of his life only for life to throw a curveball that hit him in the face bounced back and hit him in the crotch then accidentally hit a chainsaw and saw of his dick while a terribly obese man fall on top of his head
But now all of that will change now Oliver has finally succeeded In making the greatest achievement of his life the one greatest thing that every man wishes for the one thing every man of culture in the world has dreamed of yes dear reader Oliver has just made ANIME WAIFUS REEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!
By using Nanomachines, polymer, coconut shells "Random Quantom bullshit" he finally made his creation a Nier android live in the flesh that is powered by something every gamer has and affordable as well 'MOUNTAIN DEW' he only needs to turn it on and now it's happening
(in Oliver's moms Attic)
Authors note: That's right I change it up
Oliver: Finally my life's greatest work you shall be My masterpiece My holy grail My infinity stones to my Thanos My 10 inch to my dick My WAIFUUUUUUUU!!!!
Oliver presses his hand on the machine but suddenly a baseball hit the window hitting Oliver in the face hit the basement wall bounced off hit him in the crotch then turned on his Jig saw slicing his dick off then he's whale of a mother came in hearing the noise accidentally tripping on the baseball landing on him breaking his spine.
*Thomas train engine sound*
???: hey you your finally awake tried to cross that border huh walked right into that imperial ambush along with that thief over there
Oliver: OH FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME A DRAGONS TOMB!!!
???:THE FUCK!?
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